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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

so my friend is in this contest . . .

Posted on 1 February, 2006 By Wil

My friend Dawn is up for MySpace Girl of the Week on Attack of the Show. I can’t say anything about the other girls who are in the contest, but I know that Dawn is a real geek girl. I can guarantee you she’s the only nominee who knows the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel, and odds are she’s the only one who knows the correct answer to the question, "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

So quit reading my non-cute-girl-having blog, and go vote for Dawn.

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Comments (10)

  1. jslicer says:
    1 February, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    You may count me as voting for her in your exit poll. And yes, I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  2. Wildoates says:
    1 February, 2006 at 10:03 pm

    What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

  3. William Parr says:
    1 February, 2006 at 11:52 pm

    11 meters per second

  4. William Parr says:
    1 February, 2006 at 11:56 pm

    Shes also got my vote

  5. ing says:
    2 February, 2006 at 2:27 am

    The “grabbing my own boobs” pictures immediately had me turned off… until I checked out her nerd qualifications (quite impressive) and her challengers’ lack thereof. I was still hesitant, as I generally hate gratuitous Myspace B.S. (aka T’n’A), but then I took a closer look at her challengers, and all I had to see was that Rachel belonged to “Myspace Republicans.”
    I voted for Dawn 10 times.

  6. Danyiel says:
    2 February, 2006 at 5:02 am

    Well, even though she isn’t on my friends list, I voted for her, but only because you recommended her, Wil. It’s good to have friends in high places :-).
    OT: Does anyone besides me want to shoot Punxsutawney Phil? Why does that fucker ALWAYS see his shadow? I think it’s a conspiracy!!!

  7. Eric in PA says:
    2 February, 2006 at 6:23 am

    Dawn all the way! Behold the power of WWdN:IX AND Fark!

  8. Dossy says:
    2 February, 2006 at 9:29 am

    Wow, she’s lucky … she’s even got a picture with you in her MySpace photos section.

  9. Dave 'Winter' Crisp says:
    2 February, 2006 at 1:47 pm
  10. Dave 'Winter' Crisp says:
    2 February, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    Unladen Swallows: The Definitive Answer
    Just because.

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