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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?

Posted on 16 March, 2006 By Wil

Trent: They’re gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?
Mike: Do you think we’ll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we’re going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!

-Swingers

The briefest of updates: I heard back from my manager about the Sci-Fi hosting gig. It’s all very good news, but I can’t talk about it until Monday.

Okay, maybe I can talk about it a little bit: They really liked me.

There are still about a million things that have to happen before it turns into a job for me, but at least I know that they liked me, and liked what I did. That’s all I can ask for, right?

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  1. Astin says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    Nothing but good mojo going your way.
    Now if only I got the channel… ah well.

  2. Tony Miller says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    Go Wil Go!
    I really hope you get this spot.
    It’s sci-fi, it’s geek, it’s Wil!
    I’m keeping some positive thoughts going for you!

  3. amcsholty says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    All fingers and toes are crossed. I’d love to see you there.

  4. Mike01s says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    Thinking positive! I can’t help but think someone had your number last week…they posted in the comments you’d book in two weeks. Good luck!

  5. Nicole says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    Wh00t! I’m rooting for you all the way. =D

  6. favor_the_bold says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    That’s super Wil! Along w/ everyone else, I’m sending you mucho positive toughts.

  7. rmd says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    WOO!
    i am thinking good thoughts in a totally not-even-remotely-jinxing kind of way.
    yeah. like that.

  8. Bishop says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    OK. I gotta get me some SciFi action on the Myth box. I have showtime and bravo, and I’m not otherwise taping late at night on the weekend. How’s about it? Edgy and un-edited movies and shows, in trade for Wil on SciFi? Extra bonus if you’re already taping BSG … 😉

  9. Terry says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Mojo! Mojo! Mojo! Mojo!

  10. Joe says:
    16 March, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    Potatoes!

  11. Kathleen says:
    16 March, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    I think at this point, knowing that they liked you is great news! It means that your instincts are good!

  12. fitzwillie says:
    16 March, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    Quoth Monty Burns:
    “Exxxcelent!”

  13. WasteOfAces says:
    16 March, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Hey Wil. I’ve always wanted to tell you that you look a lot like my little brother. Now that I’ve found your blog, I can! Or…I have…or…wait a sec.
    love,
    Jun, a geeky cartoon director who always thought Wil looked like her little brother
    http://frederatorblogs.com/kyle_rosemary
    http://www.wasteofaces.com

  14. Denise says:
    16 March, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    That’s good news so far! 🙂 I was wondering if you had heard anything today. Don’t dwell on this over the upcoming weekend or you will drive yourself bonkers with anticipation! Have a good time with the wife and kids, enjoy the weather if it’s nice on your coast.
    I will be crossing my fingers and hoping for the very best when it is all said and done.
    Hey, enjoy some guiness for St. Patty’s tomorrow!

  15. ReiTei says:
    16 March, 2006 at 3:37 pm

    Congrats, Wil! So great to hear and thanks for sharing!

  16. jhankins says:
    16 March, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Ah, a little relief for the suspense-filled fans! Uber Mojo heading your way!

  17. Pookie says:
    16 March, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    We are sending good monkey mojo all the way from Raleigh NC. W00t!!!!

  18. Pookie says:
    16 March, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    oh
    and the goat?
    Totally keep it…

  19. Ronnie G. says:
    16 March, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    I’m excited for you Wil, and wishing you all the best – it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. (If you get the gig will you have a say in which babe is selected…?)

  20. redheadwriter says:
    16 March, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    Awesome!

  21. Wil says:
    16 March, 2006 at 4:58 pm

    Ronnie G – If they were to hire me, they’ll probably want to know which girl I have the best chemistry with, but that’s not a decision I would want to make. I *did* advise them that they should pick a man and a woman who understand Sci-Fi (even if they’re not both hardcore geeks like me) and respect the genre and its fans. They grokked that, and I know they’ll take it into consideration when they pick their hosts.

  22. oregonchick says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:00 pm

    I agree with redheadwriter – this is awesome (of course, it will be *hawesome* if you post with even BETTER news on Monday).
    I hope this works out, not only because it sounds like such a perfect fit, but also because you could really bring both an authenticity about your passion for and knowledge of the subject, but also because you could bring in viewers who are NOT sci-fi devotees (like me) to the channel. They will be lucky to have you, assuming everything works out over the weekend.

  23. Graeme says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:13 pm

    My way of sending positive mojo your way will be to go and watch some TNG on DVD. So that’s what I’m going to do.
    I’m from Starfleet, I don’t lie.

  24. James Casey says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    Wil, why make with the rhetoricals? You know what you want.
    And I know what you want. You don’t read this website for 5 years without knowing what you want.
    I hope you get what you want. Deserving has nothing to do with it, of course. B ut you ARE good enough to get it. And if you don’t, it’s not your fault, nor is it the end of the world.

  25. James Casey says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    P.S. Station!

  26. psycoma says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    I find this hard to say without this entire comment coming out sounding like I’m trying to make it about me but here goes…
    Today is my birthday. I’m 34 today (just slightly older than you :P). In the last year the two biggest things that could have happened to me happened. I got married (one year April 17th) and finally ended the 2+ year approval process for the surgery that has saved my life. It is for these reasons that I feel like I don’t need my birthday wish this year and if I could, I would give it to you.
    But I’ll do the next best thing and make it for you.
    Good luck Wil, I wish you good luck and hope that you get it. 🙂

  27. Don says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:42 pm

    Good luck Wil, hope you get it. Just discover the site yesterday, fair play for keeping up with your fans.

  28. Don Pedicini Jr. says:
    16 March, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    Good Luck Wil. I think you would be a huge asset to that channel. The harder you work, the lucier you get and that just fits you to a tee!

  29. mirkrim says:
    16 March, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    Man… you do realize how much cool factor you bring as a sci-fi geek and former Star Trek actor.
    If you get this job it’ll be the coolest thing to happen to sci-fi news since… possibly the beginning of time. At least in my opinion 🙂

  30. ManfromTN says:
    16 March, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    Wil, I hope you get the job you auditioned for and I wanted to tell you how much I’ve enjoyed reading the blog and listening to the RFB. My only wish is that you didn’t curse in your writing or in you podcast. I would really like to be able to play the podcast at work, but I am afraid to do so because of the crude language. Either way I will keep checking in on you from time to time.

  31. Thrasher says:
    16 March, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    Heres all the Mojo I can muster for ya ::closes eyes really tight::
    I can’t wait until monday!
    Any way you would interview any star trek people for this show? You could interview yourself! Do somesort of ‘parent trap’ thing!
    I’ll be crossing my fingers for you all weekend.

  32. shauna says:
    16 March, 2006 at 9:25 pm

    YAY!!! Monday’s too far away now. Oh boy! I really hope you get it. My fingers are crossed for you. Toes too!
    Shauna

  33. MistyB78 says:
    16 March, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    AWESEOME WIL! See what I miss when I don’t read your blog for 3 days! heh star trek just came on 😛 Anyhoo.. Keep us informed Mr. Pied Piper.

  34. towers16 says:
    16 March, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    Call me the conspiracy theorist, but it seems way to coincidental that after your short heartfelt talk with Ron Scifi calls about a show interviewing Edward James Olmos. Either way, it bodes well for you.

  35. jhankins says:
    17 March, 2006 at 12:25 am

    Yeah, I don’t need my birthday wish, I’ll pass on it for Wil’s sake 🙂
    As for Ron maybe planting the seed for this project and Wil… Hmm…

  36. Jim C. Hines says:
    17 March, 2006 at 4:41 am

    Good luck with the gig, Wil! I’ll be checking first thing Monday morning to hear the rest!

  37. Amber says:
    17 March, 2006 at 6:21 am

    Aww, I’m so happy for you!

  38. MaraJade says:
    17 March, 2006 at 6:42 am

    Ah, swingers quotes. That is my favorite movie of all time. Very cool.
    now picture “pick up the pieces” playing in the background as five cars follow one another to the same place where they could have just taken one car… Good times.

  39. Dan Gross says:
    17 March, 2006 at 7:08 am

    Sounds absolutely hawesome Wil. Hope things work out.

  40. EnvoyPV says:
    17 March, 2006 at 7:09 am

    Anticipation…

  41. JoanneC says:
    17 March, 2006 at 7:45 am

    Just wanted to say that you are mistaken if you think that is all you can ask for. You can ask for it all, and expect it will happen. Why not, when you make a wish, wish for the world.

  42. Banzai says:
    17 March, 2006 at 7:50 am

    [sending more good mojo Cali way]
    Incoming (again)!!

  43. BonzoGal says:
    17 March, 2006 at 8:59 am

    Amping up the Hypno-Toad Broken-Leg Mojo to 11!!!

  44. Angelwwolf says:
    17 March, 2006 at 9:00 am

    “That’s all I can ask for, right?”
    Right. For now. 🙂

  45. Laura says:
    17 March, 2006 at 9:06 am

    Woooohooo! That’s good news will, and I’m hoping Monday it will be great news!!!! I am excited for you and have all my fingers and toes crossed!!!!

  46. Laura says:
    17 March, 2006 at 9:07 am

    I’m posting again to completely and totally apologizing for being a fan for 20 years (20 years!) and spelling your name like the word “will” for the first time ever. I’m a doof. Sorry!

  47. Laura says:
    17 March, 2006 at 9:08 am

    I’m posting again to completely and totally apologizing for being a fan for 20 years (20 years!) and spelling your name like the word “will” for the first time ever. I’m a doof. Sorry!

  48. Chris Radcliff says:
    17 March, 2006 at 9:51 am

    Kick ass, Wil. Kick. Ass.
    If it works out, count me in for downloading^Wwatching the show religiously.

  49. Claudia says:
    17 March, 2006 at 11:20 am

    Woo! I missed the “break a leg” window of opportunity, but now I can wish you luck. Go Wil!

  50. KCFlatlander says:
    19 March, 2006 at 9:46 am

    W00T W00T
    Wil is so money, he doesn’t know how money he is.
    If Wil gets the gig, we definitely will have to make up “Wil Fucking Wheaton” shirts.

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