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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

it be talk like a pirate day, matey

Posted on 19 September, 2007 By Wil

Arrrr

Arrrrr! Shiver me timbers! Me tiny pirate hat be held on by elastic and staples, and if any of ye scurvy dawgs be laughin’ at it, ye better be ready to talk wit’ Davey Jones, ye bleedin’ cockroachers!

Yarrrrrr!

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  1. Heather Harper says:
    19 September, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    Argh… The jokes are just arrrrrrful!
    Kick me off the plank NOW.

  2. Omaru says:
    19 September, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Seeing everyone else go arr and gyarrrrsh, I have to retain the geekiness and say………
    “How appropriate you fight like a cow”

  3. Lanitta says:
    19 September, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    Sorry wil, but my first thought was OMG you are such a dork!
    lol
    I mean that in the nicest possible way though. 😛

  4. doog says:
    19 September, 2007 at 4:04 pm

    That’s a bad hat Wheatie.

  5. iamhoff says:
    19 September, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Arrrr, matey. ‘Tis truly a great day, bein’ sanctioned by the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all.
    And Nita, me coworkers arr wonderin’ why I be laffin out loud. Classic! Arrr!

  6. Ryan says:
    19 September, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    Dude Wil. Seriously awesome. See you tomorrow and we can guitar hero it up and talk like a pirate. Like with Jessica, ar ar ar ar AR ar ar ar arrrrrr ar ar ar argh. Woot.

  7. starshine_diva says:
    19 September, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    Aarrrr!!
    So everyone else can enjoy it:
    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/12/arrr-wheres-me-grog-wench/
    LOL CAT!

  8. Jester says:
    19 September, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    OK, this is just sad. I could care less about talk like a pirate day — Pirates just don’t do anything for me.
    But what do I do this afternoon? Scratch my eye and have to wear a patch.

  9. hanna says:
    19 September, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    What a hawesome picture! You just made my night! 🙂

  10. Prydonian says:
    19 September, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    Drink meet monitor; monitor say hello to drink.
    Seriously a funny pic.

  11. Prydonian says:
    19 September, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    Drink meet monitor; monitor say hello to drink.
    Seriously a funny pic.

  12. Prydonian says:
    19 September, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    Drink meet monitor; monitor say hello to drink.
    Seriously a funny pic.

  13. Rev Danger says:
    19 September, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    I am a pirate.

  14. starshine_diva says:
    19 September, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    RE: Your Twitter updates…
    Maybe you’re a bit stabby because you’re a pirate today 😉

  15. Simply Caitlin says:
    19 September, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    haha so yeah my first thought was “wow he’s such a tool!!!” But then i remembered thats why i adore you 🙂
    AARRrrr!!!!

  16. caitlen315 says:
    20 September, 2007 at 8:03 am

    Totally OT – Paramount apparently deems you worthy enough to be mentioned in their press release 🙂
    http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Star-Trek-Generation-Complete-Series-Press-Release/8110

  17. The Laughing Vulcan says:
    20 September, 2007 at 8:25 am

    Also OT – Denise Crosby still didn’t get any love in this same press release.
    BTW: Is it almost time to discuss the (rather well written) Manga?

  18. Susan Bentley says:
    20 September, 2007 at 9:27 am

    Omigod, seriously Wil, THIS was reported in our local paper today – surely the highest act of International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

  19. jm says:
    20 September, 2007 at 10:04 am

    hey wil- check it out! some love for wesley! 🙂
    http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20057754_2,00.html

  20. Rook's Rant says:
    20 September, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    Another Poor Soul Afflicted.

    Another soul afflicted. Let us pray for a miracle.

  21. angie k says:
    21 September, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    I’m late to the pirate party but I have to ask:
    Q: What rating was the pirate movie?
    A: PG-13 because this be a family film, yaaaaarrrrrrrr.
    (It’s funnier in person.)

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