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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

that’s why i said i relate

Posted on 25 September, 2007 By Wil

On the way home from school today, Nolan said, "I think D&D Girl likes me."

"Oh?" I said, "Really?"

"Yeah," he said, "I think it’s because I cast a level three Charm spell on her."

There are few things more joyous for a parent than seeing yourself reflected back at you in your children, and these precious moments make all the sacrifices and challenges worthwhile.

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Comments (32)

  1. Tim says:
    25 September, 2007 at 7:49 pm

    Ha! Awesome. Of course, back when we played D&D, we’d have killed for any female to play.
    Okay, maybe not your best friend’s annoying sister.

  2. R says:
    25 September, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    *grin* excellent on many levels. No pun intended 🙂

  3. SandieK says:
    25 September, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    I always wondered what those teen year conversations of “I think he/she likes me!! Um…now what?” were like.
    Cuz I sure never had any.
    Oh well. No big loss.
    For some of us, our biggest fear (or one of them anyway…) is that we’ll turn out like our parents. Hopefully, Ryan and Nolan have no such fears. We could use a few more like you in the world.

  4. GeekessDaisy says:
    25 September, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    ROFL that’s awesome!

  5. CrimsonSanX says:
    25 September, 2007 at 8:26 pm

    I may not know what its like when that happens now but it’s certainly something I hope happens when I have children someday. I feel happy for ya on this one. And happy for Nolan too, of course!

  6. starshine_diva says:
    25 September, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    Awwwwwwwww…
    Don’t tell him I said that.

  7. krissbeth says:
    25 September, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    Charm Person is a *first* level spell. DUH. ;P

  8. Eddie says:
    25 September, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    Kinda reminds me of this bar drinking shirt I have that says “Epic Staff” and then it has an arrow pointing down to basically you know where.. and I totally had this woman come up to me and ask me if I play world of warcraft.. granted I’m married….but I was shocked and slightly disturbed at the same time. Hot women actually play these games..it’s rare but it happens. I like to call it the X geek factor 😉

  9. jedifreeman says:
    25 September, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    heh, thats awesome. Geeks in Training ftw! 🙂

  10. kinikia07 says:
    25 September, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    Charm spell? Cool! Sounds like the geek gets the girl.

  11. Ian Warrender says:
    25 September, 2007 at 11:33 pm

    Awesome, good luck to him…

  12. Erin Halfelven says:
    26 September, 2007 at 12:53 am

    Has anybody thought about the fact that the only third-level charm spell is bardic Charm MONSTER? 🙂
    – Erin

  13. ChazB says:
    26 September, 2007 at 2:59 am

    “Charm Person is a *first* level spell. DUH. ;P”
    But at level 3 its more powerful. DUH! ;P

  14. Steph says:
    26 September, 2007 at 4:21 am

    That is awesome. I’d be proud 😛

  15. paige says:
    26 September, 2007 at 4:31 am

    That’s so cute.
    Makes me all smiley.

  16. MattB5 says:
    26 September, 2007 at 5:38 am

    If she plays D&D she just might be nerdy enough to read this blog too . . .

  17. krissbeth says:
    26 September, 2007 at 7:25 am

    “But at level 3 its more powerful. DUH! ;P”
    Actually, it would be more powerful at Level 4 but only if you put your extra ability score point into charisma (bard/sorcerer) or intelligence (wizard) so the DC increases.
    I… need to degeekify myself now. XD

  18. RubyVee says:
    26 September, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Geek Dad with a Blog = Mom showing baby pics on Prom night?

  19. Aeryn says:
    26 September, 2007 at 8:04 am

    Hey, I found this neat story about TNG. You’ve probably already read it, but I just though I’d share anyways.
    http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20036782_20037403_20058192,00.html

  20. Andrew says:
    26 September, 2007 at 8:29 am

    Obviously, Nolan used a metamagic feat that caused Charm Person to occupy a third-level slot. It’s the only way to be sure.

  21. kristinalead says:
    26 September, 2007 at 8:47 am

    Geez, where were you guys when I wanted to play? All of the boys who played where/when I went to school were so secretive, they would not let any girls anywhere near them or their sacred D&D, and would avoid us like the plague! Damn…

  22. Craig Steffen says:
    26 September, 2007 at 9:15 am

    From the Star Trek oral history page, a quote by Denise Crosby:
    When did I think this was going to fly? Once I got on the set and I saw the other actors. You had people like LeVar Burton and Wil Wheaton, [who was] probably the most famous because of Stand by Me. Then, of course, Patrick Stewart gets on board and you feel like the whole Shakespearean company has entered the room.
    Awesome!

  23. angie k says:
    26 September, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Geek! 🙂 Dude, Nolan is awesome.
    I agree with kristinalead, all the guys in middle and high school who played D&D were secretive about it. I never found a game to join even though I really wanted to.
    These geek moments you share about your kids make me all happy. Geeks in training ftw!

  24. smarks says:
    26 September, 2007 at 10:39 am

    Yeah, that’s pretty cool. But charm spells don’t exist in the real world, and at some point Nolan will realize that D&D Girl, or someone else, will like him, without the effect of a charm spell. Now THAT will be cool.

  25. alikitty619 says:
    26 September, 2007 at 10:53 am

    That was WAY too cute.

  26. Kate P says:
    26 September, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Flashback to 1985:
    Geek boys say to cute geek girl to be “well… we do have this dwarf that no one wants to play anymore…”
    and it was all over.

  27. opak says:
    26 September, 2007 at 11:50 am

    Doesnt he know that Evokers get all the action?

  28. Matthew Cox says:
    26 September, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    I guess she failed her saving throw? Or did it not matter after Nolan won initiative?
    And on a mostly unrelated tangent, isn’t initiative the D&D teen’s equivalent to root? (as in: the only thing that mattered to us back then was getting initiative, but now we just want root…)

  29. solace says:
    26 September, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    For those of you that love D&D and have girls…
    http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2007/09/introducing-dd-.html

  30. Rcwpong says:
    26 September, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    I’m so glad my wife’s a gamer too. I posted this for her since we’re going to try to start up a family soon but thought all geeks with your own families would love to see this eBay savvy mom in action. She’s got a GREAT sense of humor.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675

  31. cryssyer says:
    28 September, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    Doesn’t this sound a little like the cartoon you were working on – Kyle and Rosemary? Weird how life parallels art….

  32. Weather_blue says:
    28 September, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    ~grin~ My freshman year of highschool, I started dating a friend of my cousin’s. As soon as word got out among HIS friends, they all converged on me during morning break. “We remember you. You used to correct our X-Men continuity.” (pause for group nod) “You’re gaming with us Friday.”
    “I’m what?”
    “Playing Dungeons & Dragons at my house. Bring chips. Here’s the player’s handbook–look through it, see what you like. Kyle has study hall with you; you two can roll up a character then. If you have questions, grab one of us in the hall.”
    Thenceforth, nothing but a geek would do for me. 😀
    Thank you, Wil, for sharing these moments.
    And happy hunting to Nolan!

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