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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Month: December 2007

I will ship books in the shade!

Posted on 13 December, 2007 By Wil

A quick note to the Wheaton 300: The final batch of hardbacks — mostly international orders, but a couple domestics that fell into the wrong box — have just been shipped.

I’m terribly sorry that it’s taken a month for these final books to be sent out, but it’s time consuming as hell to process them all (thanks, US Customs!) and as it turns out, I’m a ridiculously busy guy right now.

I’m excited for these books to find their way into the hands and homes of the few of you who still don’t have them. Thank you for your patience and support. I sincerely hope it’s worth the wait.

one of these things is not like the other

Posted on 13 December, 2007 By Wil

On his blog The Whatever, John Sclazi is doing something called A Month of Authors, which is exactly what it sounds like. He’s featured posts from authors like Charles Stross, Susie Bright, and Patrick Rothfuss.

John invited me to contribute an entry to his month of authors, probably so he can play the "one of these things is not like the other" game at the end of the month. In his introduction to my post, John wrote about the origin of our friendship:

Now, while I was watching Wil, it turns out Wil was also checking me
out, in that bloggy, not-at-all-inspiring-of-Scalzi/Wheaton-slashfic
way, and we started up a friendly correspondence through e-mail, which went on for a couple of
years. Finally, last October, when I went to California for my high
school reunion, he and I met in the real world over dinner with our
mutual friend Mykal, who was deeply amused, to say the least, that two
of his pals had independently become Intarweeb SuperDorks and were now
meeting in the flesh for the very first time.

“So if this restaurant blew up, the Internet would be in mourning over you two,” Mykal said.

“Nah,” Said Wil. “They’d still have FARK.”

See. Wil gets it. I like that I can say I know him. Non-Biblically.

I sent John my entry Blue Light Special, which was rewritten for Happiest Days. It’s my favorite story in the book, and is in my top five favorite things I’ve ever written, so I was thrilled to share it with people who haven’t read it, yet.

Speaking of Happiest Days, I’m taking the final 40 or so international (and two domestic eChecks that snuck into the wrong bin) to the post office as soon as I hit publish. I’m behind on softcover orders, but I’ll be all caught up on those by the weekend.

the joy of mutually geeking out

Posted on 13 December, 2007 By Wil

While at the Child’s Play dinner, I told Twitter:

Wiltweet

Without knowing about my message to Twitter, Major Nelson then told Twitter:

Nelsontweet

Heh. Awesome. We ended up geeking out at each other a whole bunch after dinner was over, and I’ll eventually be on his podcast, which will rule.

The Child’s Play dinner was great. We raised just over $225,000 for the charity, and had a ridiculously good time while we did it. The guys who won the auction to sit with me were really cool, fun to talk to, and totally one of us. I won’t link them, in case they want to remain anonymous, but I do want to publicly thank them for being cool and friendly, and helping bring happiness to a lot of kids.

Star Trek alumni support the WGA

Posted on 10 December, 2007 By Wil

“Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few . . . or the one.”

– Spock.

When I was a little kid, I loved this show you may have heard of called Star Trek. When I was a teenager, I worked on a show called Star Trek: The Next Generation. It was like Star Trek, but with jumpsuits and snazzier special effects.

They were both popular programs, inspiring and bringing joy to generations of viewers, while putting loads of cash into the pockets of Paramount and its shareholders.

Today, the WGA is having a Star Trek picket at Paramount to honor the people — like Harlan Ellison, John D. F. Black and Ron Moore — whose stories over the years made Star Trek such an important part of our culture, and inspired writers, actors, engineers, and others to reach out for the stars.

The picket is scheduled from 11-3 at Paramount’s Windsor gate. I’ll be there, and I hope you’ll all join me, at least in spirit, as we thank the people who made Star Trek possible, and fight for the rights of the next generation of writers.

Quote of the Day

Posted on 7 December, 2007 By Wil

"I realised I don’t play games for the challenge. I
don’t need or want to be punished by a game for making mistakes. I play
games for what Ron Gilbert calls "new art". I play to see the next
level or cool animation. I don’t play games to beat them I play games
to see them. Coming to that realisation was actually sort of important
for me."
    – Gabe, at Penny Arcade

(Quoted
because this is exactly why I play games, too. This is similar to why I
love Rock Band so much: it lets me immerse myself in the fantasy that
I’m a rocker the same way sandbox games let me immerse myself in the
fantasy of the game’s world. It also explains why I vehemently hate
fighting games.)

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