Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher

ByWil

Yeah, I have a custom LEGO Wesley figure

This was given to me as a gift at the Phoenix Comicon. Isn’t it cool?

Sometimes, I sit here and look at it, and I’m tempted to call up my friends and say, "Hey, I was just wondering if you have a customized Lego figure of your Star Trek character on your desk." Then I realize how pathetic that sounds, and I just get drunk instead, crying softly into my beer.

Lego Wesley has a little Lego stein, though, so I’m not drinking alone, which would indicate "a problem."

Lego Wesley can put away at least two thimbles of drinks when we have our Tibetan drinking contests, but I’ve won a few times.

Lego Wesley never cries when he drinks.

Lego Wesley is hardcore like that.

(Lego Wesley auditioned for Lego Star Wars Two, but lost the gig to Lego Han Solo. He’s a little sensitive about it.)

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  9. Lego Wesley can shut down reactor core leaks just by glaring at the warp drive really hard.
    That is definitely awesome. Major cool points go out to the modder.

  10. Oh, and Lego Wesley just called up Lego Robin Lefler and asked her if the ladies still love his sweet action. Lego Robin Lefler said “Yes!”
    (I’m sad to say that I’m going to keep doing this all day. Lego Wesley rocks hardcore.)

  14. You’re a deeply fucked up lad, Wil.
    It’s one of those things that makes reading this blog a bit like running into a friend in a pub. Yes, it is. You frakkin’ loon. 😉

  16. I don’t know that it matters, but I noticed that if you look closely…
    I’d say Lego Wesley has a bit of a Lego dandruff problem.

  24. I’ve heard that the next 360 console update is going to have a “drinking” status so that you can drink with all of your friends.

  25. Lego Wesley is bigger on the inside than on the outside.

    Hmmm… The Traveller didn’t have a TARDIS… He needed Wesley to leave the Star Trek universe… I am finding that plotline disturbing again.

  26. Lego Wesley didn’t have an annoying robot pal in every episode.
    Lego Wesley’s doctor loved him & didn’t try to kill him in every episode.
    Lego Wesley can send you to the cornfield just by thinking about it.
    Lego Wesley & The Traveler had separate motel rooms.
    Lego Wesley knows it’s just a streetlight.

  29. Lego Picard actually DID listen to Lego Wesley about how evil Lego Lore was even though Lego Wesley wasn’t an adult. Then they blew Lego Lore up.

  37. Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley Judd.
    Lego Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley, Winona, AND Naomi.
    Point: Lego Wesley

  43. Mad Monk wrote:
    “Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley Judd.
    Lego Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley, Winona, AND Naomi.
    Point: Lego Wesley”
    Wait… my name’s Winona, and I don’t recall any of this… unfortunately.

  46. Rose Tyler wears Wesley Crusher pyjamas. Crusher and the Doctor should ride together – they’d solve every problem in under 5 seconds.

  49. My son would go absolutely bananas for that.
    He is a Lego Star Wars addict, giving him and his teacher something very much in common.

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