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Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher

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Yeah, I have a custom LEGO Wesley figure

This was given to me as a gift at the Phoenix Comicon. Isn’t it cool?

Sometimes, I sit here and look at it, and I’m tempted to call up my friends and say, "Hey, I was just wondering if you have a customized Lego figure of your Star Trek character on your desk." Then I realize how pathetic that sounds, and I just get drunk instead, crying softly into my beer.

Lego Wesley has a little Lego stein, though, so I’m not drinking alone, which would indicate "a problem."

Lego Wesley can put away at least two thimbles of drinks when we have our Tibetan drinking contests, but I’ve won a few times.

Lego Wesley never cries when he drinks.

Lego Wesley is hardcore like that.

(Lego Wesley auditioned for Lego Star Wars Two, but lost the gig to Lego Han Solo. He’s a little sensitive about it.)

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100 thoughts on “Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher”

  1. cmjsrevihc says:
    25 April, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Heh, Lego Wesley is a cool Lego Dude. I have a Lego Steven Speilberg who feels that Lego Wesley may be just right for a role in his upcoming as yet untitled film.

  2. cmjsrevihc says:
    25 April, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Hey, do I see the electronic TARDIS in the background? I have that right here on my sdesk, and it is definitely on my top ten cool toy list. It’s cool people who geeked out about wanting toys and figures for certain tihngs as kids are now actually making these toys, and doing a fine detailed job of it too.

  3. Gandhi aus Deutschland says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Some things will never leave You alone, some things will always come up to You…
    to make You feel good…
    to make You feel … somehow…
    hm….
    good or sad…
    But things like that will always will be with you, ’cause they belong to You!!!
    And they will never be lost, what ever You do!
    Grüße aus Germany!
    wir haben jetzt 2:00am
    Still workin’…
    Oh….by the way…..Do a nice pint of Guinnes for me…please!!!

  4. starshine_diva says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    hawesome.

  5. The Bad Astronomer says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Ah, as cmjsrevihc notes, you have the USB TARDIS too. Welcome to the very dorky club.

  6. VT says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Lego Wesley’s hair is always perfect! That’s an awesome gift. 🙂

  7. DPoem says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Lego Wesley always finishes his sidecar before hitting on the chicks.

  8. Sue R says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Lego Wesley is cool!
    We still have a tabby cat named Wesley Crusher, and another tabby cat named Wil. =^..^=

  9. Melanie Fletcher says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Lego Wesley doesn’t need a wingman when cruising the chicks, because he’s just that cool.

  10. leathej1 says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    *gnar*gnar*
    Lego Wesley Crusher needs salt.

  11. Xavier Onassis says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Lego Wesley appears to be a little thick through the middle.
    He might want to put down the Lego stein and do some Lego crunches.

  12. DPoem says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Lego Wesley’s not afraid of driving drunk with a dead prostitute in the trunk.

  13. castewar says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Is it a USB TARDIS only club, or can people with the papercraft versions from the games book join too? I have one of my comp speakers in it, if that counts for anything.

  14. Wil says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    You guys are cracking me up.
    I foresee a post filled with Lego Wesley Facts.

  15. DPoem says:
    25 April, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    Lego Wesley drinks whiskey before breakfast because he doesn’t like to eat on an empty stomach.

  16. barton says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Lego Wesley’s other coupe is a Millennium Falcon — and, yes, it does do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs

  17. Jessika says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    Lego Wesley keeps staring at me, his C shaped hand reaching towards me, no matter where I move.
    I’m also a member of the USB TARDIS club! Some great company!

  18. braine says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Lego Wesley knows that he’s actually beating his meatworld overlord in NEPALESE drinking games, not Tibetan ones. Bestari! Bestari.

  19. Quills says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    who says twitter is useless…
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/25/twitter.buck/index.html

  20. Egaeus says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Real Wesley was only for 85 episodes and a movie. Lego Wesley is forever.

  21. Alan says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Lego Wesley left the Enterprise to travel through time, space and genres in a TARDIS.

  22. erin12 says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Hmmm… who thinks Wil started Friday beer-time early?

  23. ThemePark says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Why is it that if you drink alone, you have a problem? I have no problem at all drinking alone. It keeps me from being obnoxious and bothering anyone else around me. I can drink at home and not have to drive, or call a cab. Heck, the cab fare savings alone can save me enough cash to buy another bottle to open and empty.
    Of course, I may be an alcoholic.
    Oh well.

  24. DPoem says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Lego Wesley wouldn’t let The Traveler touch him in his naughty places.

  25. Celtic Mama says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    Lego Wesley could have launched that photon torpedo down the exhaust shaft and hit the reactor core on the first try!

  26. DPoem says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    Lego Wesley is a master of Shiatsu.

  27. MonkeyT says:
    25 April, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    I look at Lego Wesley and wonder about Lego Captain Picard. Would his head be round and shiny or would it have one of those Lego stems on the top (which would make him more Lego Locutus, I suppose).

  28. Wil says:
    25 April, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Okay, everyone needs to go look at this right now.

  29. Ian says:
    25 April, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    Real Wesley’s pants were perpetually undone in the back.
    Lego Wesley’s pants are a single molded unit.
    Advantage: Lego Wesley.

  30. ResilientMonkey says:
    25 April, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Lego Wesly Crusher rules! We need to get him a whole Lego Starship Enterprise bridge to hang out on.

  31. barton says:
    25 April, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Lego Wesley once created a cloaking device by refractioning the Lego Enterprise’s acrylonitrile butadiene styrene structural composites utilizing fundamental phase uncoupling of the forward deflector array.

  32. jaydubya says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Wil, you control the Lego envy good sir.
    ( but I’m still holding out for a bobblehead Enson Crusher )

  33. kaellinn18 says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Lego Wesley does not require a transporter. He disassembles and reassembles himself.
    Lego Wesley is always happy. This is because Lego Wesley drives the fucking Enterprise.

  34. layarda says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Dude. That is the most awesomest thing ever.
    Hm, but that tardis is pretty awesome too…

  35. Court says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Dude.
    Lego Wesley totally pwned Lego Shatner.

  36. Alexia in Toronto says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Yeah, Lego Han Solo is pretty badass. I’m sure there’s a Lego Jar-Jar somewhere that can use an ass-kicking.

  37. Plainsong says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Lego Wesley is the final Cylon.

  38. jaydubya says:
    25 April, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Lego Wesley has no goatee, thus assuring that we are in the correct universe.

  39. nickb says:
    25 April, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Does Lego Wesley come with every 1980s era costume he was ever in? Or perhaps at least we could get an Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher (Red Tunic) and Cadet Wesley Crusher? I want the full collection of Lego Wesley Crushers…

  40. pkittle says:
    25 April, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    If Lego Wesley ever gets in trouble, he knows that Skeleton UniPo has his back.

  41. onegirlmanyideas says:
    25 April, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    i rarely drink – but when i do – i like to do it alone and during the day.
    i mean – what’s so wrong with that?
    at least i’m not down at santa anita bettin on the ponies, rippin filters offa cheap cigarettes with nicotine stained fingers, bettin it all on love’s greatest adventure in the 8th race.
    right?

  42. onegirlmanyideas says:
    25 April, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    also –
    is it wrong that i have never seen star trek? do i get docked points for that?

  43. camias designs says:
    25 April, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    Wesley would never use twitter to display his alter ego. He would simply transport the image in our brains.

  44. beelkay says:
    25 April, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    Can I just say that I want every comic book series and action adventure movie into a Lego video game? That’d be awesome. Lego Star Trek: The Next Generation…Lego X-Men…Lego Superman…Lego Legion!

  45. mcb says:
    25 April, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    So many choices, so little time…
    Lego Wesley is Keyser Soze.
    Lego Wesley is Eric Cartman’s father.
    Lego Wesley’s secret identity is Captain Tightpants.

  46. barton says:
    25 April, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Dude, weak: “Captain Tightpants.” Screw you guys, I’m going home.
    Lego Wesley is anatomically correct.

  47. Tony says:
    25 April, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Oh Wesley Noooo!
    Don’t get liquored up and buggered!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25212673@N06/2442602698/

  48. Nadia says:
    26 April, 2008 at 1:33 am

    Real Wesley has better hair than Lego Wesley.

  49. Kenyon says:
    26 April, 2008 at 1:52 am

    Drinking alone’s not a problem. Drinking alone often is. Having an occasional beer by yourself is no big deal.

  50. Chuck says:
    26 April, 2008 at 2:34 am

    Does Lego Wesley prefer Romulan Ale or Klingon Blood Wine?

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