my episode of gorgeous tiny chicken machine show

My episode of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show won’t be "officially" released until tomorrow, but thanks to my extensive contacts in the seedy and delicious underbelly of the Internets, I’ve secured access to the episode a full 24 hours early.

I did some interviews to support this episode, including one with Monsters & Critics that’s pretty awesome. As soon as I get links to the other ones, I’ll update. Because, uh, you know, everyone really wants to read a bunch of interviews that I did.

Ahem.

Oh! I have a bet with Greg and Kim that we can make the YouTube "most viewed" page before Friday night. I looked at my stats and saw that there’s a little over a million people (holyshitomg) reading my lame blog . . . i can haz most views?

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104 thoughts on “my episode of gorgeous tiny chicken machine show”

  1. So…are your friends and family going to call you “mushy shorts” for the next few weeks? I know I would. It’s such an awesome nickname.

  5. Mushy Shorts! Brilliant.
    For what it’s worth I’m going to be humming “Feel the pretty! Pet the kitty!” for the rest of the day.
    I now must find this show and watch other episodes.

  8. Dude.
    That’s made of awesome. I love how you have the self-absorbed studio-jerk mannerisms down cold.
    How are you going to shake the Mushy Shorts nickname?

  10. my favorite line: “She’s afraid of monkies?? Oh for fuck sake!”
    Dripping with awesomeness!
    Atta boy, Mushy!

  14. Wow, Mr. Shorts. ~That~ is a work of art. I am now completely at one with Delighful Character of Nature. How’s the bride settling in?

  20. I created an account just to post on how awesome it was that you did an episode of GTCMS. I have been a huge fan since episode 2 and when you said you were going to be on it was like a dream come true. Great Job Wil šŸ™‚

  22. I was introduced to anime in 1988 or 1989 when I saw a 5th generation VHS bootleg of Akira.
    How bizarre. That is how I was introduced to Anime too. I think it was my Junior year which would put it in 89 or 90. It was a really bad copy with lines caused by recording noise going through the picture. My friend kept going on about how cool the smoke was.

  23. Wondered why you hadn’t posted about that when I watched it on YouTube earlier… Excellent!
    (You don’t half look like Will Rike with that beard though :-S)

  26. What say we make this little bet official, Mr. Shorts? If we get into the top 20 most viewed before our 48 hours runs out, we’ll take you and Anne to dinner. If it doesn’t then…er…uh…I’m keeping Anne’s coffee cup forever! *Evil laugh*

  28. You had me at Mushy Shorts.
    Oh dear god that is some sweet awesome sauce ladled on a heaping bowl full of awesome with whipped awesome on top.
    or,
    Now witness the full power of this fully armed and operational AWESOME STATION.
    Thank you for making my day.

  30. Aww… that is just made of WIN!!!
    Even if I do now how that tune stuck in my head!
    [ok like Will Riker with that beard though :-S)
    Posted by: SteveM]
    I totally agree… my 11 year old self is now squeeing at that!

  32. I had no idea that show had a following. Really. I caught one episode of it completely at random, and my first and only impression at first and since has been “wtf?” Seeing you on there turned that into “wtfbbq?” with a lol for good measure, so I guess it ain’t all bad.
    Pet the kitty!

  37. That was great! Let no one say that geeks don’t clean up well. Dark suit really becomes you. The smile & wink at the camera didn’t hurt either! Very funny stuff and I hope you make it to the top 5, if not the top, viewed on YouTube!

  39. Damn … I was soooo hoping I could get over here and gush before it officially hit the blog, but I should’ve known better.
    Will have to settle for saying that it utterly failed to disappoint. (!) Any concerns that it might not live up to weeks of expectation, exacerbated by its not airing when the press coverage said it would, have now dissipated into a happy mist floating over your colorfully flowered faces.
    Your acting was in fine form (as, incidentally, were you — congrats to Anne! It’s always nice to have a spouse who’s not only loving and funny, but keeps himself up … take it from one who knows). The episode was back up to the show’s former standard, and being the show’s #1 fan (as designated by Pogo Saito herownself), I couldn’t be more pleased that it arrived there with you on board.

  40. OK, that was hawesome. you’re totally channeling Patrick Bateman from “American Psycho” at the beginning there…
    Is it dangerous that I want to see Mushy Short’s business cards? Is the cardstock they’re printed on called “Bone?”
    Nicely done, Wil.

  41. That was just disturbing and wrong.
    I love it!! Green light it all the way! I’ll have my people get a deal memo done ASAP. :-p

  43. I’m not trying to be a pain, nor am I trying to be sarcastic, but a million people reading the blog? Can that be correct? I mean, I’m reading it regularly, but there are 999,999 more people like me? If so, I’m really impressed. But I’m also a little depressed because it’s cool to be part of a smaller group that found something cool. But if everyone is doing it, then maybe it’s not as cool as I thought. Bummer.

  45. You look like a Moishe Schwartz the same way I look like a Patrick O’Brien. šŸ™‚
    Still, hilarious if weird.

  48. Oh my god, Wil, that was hilarious and wonderful. Plus, you look totally hot with a beard (not everyone does).
    Is this a regular web show or something? I guess I could look that up myself…

  50. That was too funny. I don’t think I’d have been able to keep a straight face during the filming of that. Kudos to you for staying in character as Mushy Shorts.
    LOL

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