Yarr! It be 2008’s Talk Like A Pirate Day, me Buckos! Shiver yer timbers when ye gaze ‘pon me plastic pirate hat. It be small, but ’tis got an elastic strap and staples, to stay on in a stiff breeze.
Now I’m set to wonderin’ . . . what shall I plunder today?
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Yarr… methinks you be thinkin’ about a stiff breeze a bit much, matey. Me hopes tharr fancy hat be not the only thing not coming off in ye “stiff breeze”
booty! of course.
Arrrgh!! I came to work today with me scruffy beard, me Skellington bandana and me parrot perched upon me shoulder, and what do I get? A bunch of whiney land-lubbers that taint never heard of Talk Like A Pirate Day, and think I should be shipped off to Davey Jones locker….Arrr!!
Think I’ll make them all walk the plank…
Yarr, Mr. Wil. Hade on o’er t’ Minneapolis Public Radio (89.3 Th’ Current) fer th’ adventures o’ Captain Billy an’ th’ crew o’ th’ Muskellunge (Septembree 17th, 2008).
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/radio/podcasts/morning_show_skits/
Also, try ou’ this English-t’-Sea dog translator!
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
What are the books on the top shelf?
BTW-nice poster on the back of the door! 🙂
Did you say “Staples“?
Pirates be fun for us mates but I hope my fellow Canadians blast the britches off the pirates running the Somalian coast stopping the humanitarian aid getting through.
BBC: Life in Somalia’s pirate town @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7623329.stm
@FEJ
They look like books about prairie dogs and ducks…
It be small, but ’tis got an elastic strap and staples, to stay on in a stiff breeze.
Arrr, that be soundin’ dirty, it be.
I be havin’ nothin’ to say, except “To err is human, but to ‘Arrr’ is pirate.” So, “ARRRR!!!!”
“YAR”
Did Ye know that this day began as a… raquetball injury?
YAR!
🙂
Hey there, Wil! Didn’t know if you would have noticed yet or not, but MC Frontalot is offering pre-orders of his new album that include the downloadable tracks available NOW — which means I can listen to the skit you did with him today, instead of waiting for November! Nice work …
ZOMG, do you guys have a good TORRENT CLIENT? INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAWS SUCK AND ARE IMMORAL! ANYBODY WANT TO SWAP SOME MOVIES IN VIOLATION OF THE COPYRIGHT?
…
what? oh, not *that* kind of pirate?
I’m not just going to talk like a pirate today, but I’m gonna smell like one too!
YAR!
That’d be no book on birds, matey! That’d be a lovely day for a Guinness.
_x_ More pictures of Wil’s office.
___ Less pictures of Wil’s office.
Aye, Mister Gronk, me bucko. Booty it is!
Oh, and my goodness, my Guinness.
Arrrrr! I say we plunder Wil’s brain! Arrrrr! Braaaaiiiinnnnn!
So says Zombie Pirate.
I trust ye’ll be enjoyin’ yer rum ration this day, Cap’n? As fer me, since I be workin’ from home today, mayhaps I’ll just have me a little ip o’ the ol’ grog early-like…
Oh, and I be concurrin’ with DJC above, ye’ve got a bonnie office, an’ I fer one be wantin’ to see more of it, if yer of a mind to share.
Arrr! I be in love with this photo! Also, I have a large size version of the flying toucans Guinness poster, direct from Ireland! Love those little guys! Nice hat, BTW. :0
The poster on the door, cut off as it is in the piccie, looks suspiciously like Wil his own self.
Hmmmm. I have no pun I can think of here.
Silly question, Wil. You should plunder the Guinness supply!
So, is it ok to talk like a space pirate on talk like a pirate day? Oh, in that case:
Electronically transfer yer space dubloons afore I send thee to Davy Jarg’s Locker!
Plunder me booty.
Okay, that just felt dirty.
What be pirate-talk for “Wintastic”?
Ye best be careful; I may come and plunder that there Obama poster of yers.
Is it OK to plunder web pirate stuff? Or is it bad form to plunder from another pirate? 🙂
The pirate name generator here is fun: http://talklikeapirate.com/links.html#piratename
Nothing to do with pirates, but to paraphrase Fight Club: I am Wil’s anatomically correct door.
Garr, ye be lookin’ most dapper, Dread Pirate Wheaton.
Go on then, tell me about Loom™.
“Plunder me booty.
Okay, that just felt dirty.”
Arr ye scabberous wench! Consider yer’ booty plundered & defiled.
WW fun fact for the day.
Will has plundered more booty than Butt Man, Goatse and Tub girl combined.
Oh, what an awesome shot.
How art ye celebratin?
Practical AND stylish: I like! 🙂
Made me giggle!
DJC,
Let’s not be pushing Wil about photos of his house. He’s very open and honest about his life, let’s not push our luck.
Craig
Craig,
Agreed. My not-so-subtle request was for the office alone, where he brews things up in that there noggin o’ his.
T’would be a fine insight into the rascal.
Arrrr!
YAR!!! In honor of thee day which be pirate day, I am bringing meeself out of lurkville. It be official, I am a follower. Yo-ho, I won’t be a hidin’ no more me pirates!
Totally off topic but the companion cube in the back reminded me of it.
At PAX there was a guy carrying around a full size companion cube. As I passed him, I said in the most leering and creepy way I could, “You companion cube is *hot*”. He just smiled and said “Yeah, I know.”
Avast, methinks yer needin’ a bigger pirate hat! Ye look barely able to swab the deck in that silly thing.
Yar, and watchin’ all this, yer mini Cthulu just be gettin’ crazier and crazier…
Wil,
I am so impressed by the lovely organization of the bookshelf behind you. Don’t plunder it, it looks great.
Ahoy,Captain Wheaton!
that hat on yer head is mighty shiny!
**in my best pyrate talk**
Arrrr, did ye know, Young Sir Wil, that thu bucaneers to created INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY live right heeer in Port Land. And they will be sailin’ on over to tha 3rd Annual Portland Pirate Festival this heer weekend, YA SCURVY DOG! Git yur arse up here and FIGHT!
Today when I came to my grade five classroom at the morning bell, I was greeted by an ethusiastic little blonde cutie, one of my students. She was sporting a bandana, a pirate’s hat, and a hook over one hand. She grinned and said, “ARRRRRR!”
freaking awesome!!!
Yar, that don’t be a pirate hat, that be a pirate beret.
The pirate in me wants to quote bender on your shelf. “I like stealing, I like taking stuff”. I love the castle behind you, where did you get it? I have had my eye on the Knights’ Castle by Schleich you can buy at Toys R Us but your castle looks even cooler.
I couldn’t have asked for a better photo (and caption!) on my birthday. Thanks, Wil!
Thar be a pensive pirate.
Harr harrr harrrrrrr
::ninja::
/smokebomb
(the following is not an insult, but a compliment)
You DO look like Riker on that photo…
Great picture 😀
I suppose you have seen Doug’s Pirate Chickens already?
http://www.savagechickens.com/2008/09/talk-like-a-pirate-2008.html
This is lame, but I cant resist:
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cos they “AAARRRRRRR!!!”
My nephew was born on talk like a pirate day… How many Pirate theme birthdays do you think we can have before he catches on? 🙂