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My plan to be Doctor Horrible for Halloween was disrupted when I couldn’t find the appropriate lab coat and goggles anywhere. Luckily, I had a much more disturbing Plan B.

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30 October, 2008 Wil

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life’s no fun without a good scare → ← stretch out and wait

88 thoughts on “plan b”

  1. Samurai Avon Lady says:
    30 October, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

  2. Incredible EDBeale says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    ……….
    I don’t get it. Where’s the costume part of it all…?
    >:D

  3. Brian74 says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    You just gave my wife the heebee
    jeebees……….too funny.

  4. Russty says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Oh the horror! *runs off with my newspaper boat* 🙁

  5. MCSwan says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Oh, Wil, you *MUST* wear the clown sweater with that!

  6. Aladdin Sane says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Does that mean that instead of the legendary clown sweater, you’ll wear a knit Swarthy!Wil sweater?

  7. Alan says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    You’re dressing as a sweater?

  8. David Jackmanson says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Noooo mummy mummy make it stop 🙁

  9. Jules says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    I soooooooo needed that today.

  10. WordFreak says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    I agree with one of your flicker commenters find one of those interweb companies that can make those photos into velvet paintings. Then hang said painting in a your foyer.

  11. Jules says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    I sooooooo needed that today. Thanks

  12. ninjagrrl says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Oh. My. Goddess.
    Its like “It” and a bad LSD trip all rolled into one.
    Is it bad that i think its awesome? In a creepy sort of way?
    Well, if you answer the door like that tomorrow, i guarantee you will get to keep all the candy for yourself, heh heh.
    😀

  13. TMC says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Before I clicked the link to the pics I expected to see Floyd. Serial killer/rapist is almost as scary as a clown.
    Happy Haunting!

  14. alan says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    I had the same problem… and I didn’t see this until it was too late: http://www.theirongategallery.com/costumeitems-dr.horrible

  15. Bryan Irrera says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    That’s great…but with that beard, you should have gone as Cmmdr. Riker!

  16. appleblossombeck says:
    30 October, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    From my husband: “Oh my god, is that Neckbeard the Clown? He’s gonna molester him some children, honey!”
    I’m afraid I can’t reproduce his gleeful tone, though.

  17. Toshi Casey says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    …and yet another reason to /like/ clowns!

  18. Mr. Person says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Dear God, man! That is so über creepy!

  19. dooge83 says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    I know they get a bad rap, but… yeah, that works. *lol*

  20. Blake says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    You know, I think painting over the beard is my favorite part.
    Wha…? I’ve got a party today? Well, no need to shave THIS puppy. A little face paint and we’re good to go. What’s that? Yeah, I’ve got my court order, too. Yeah, I know! No children under the age of 10 allowed! Jeez, rub my nose in it, why don’t you!
    Hehe, classic.

  21. guanoboy says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I am so glad you aren’t a real clown. . .

  22. barefootorbust says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    OMG, that is more than slightly disturbing. Now all you need is a sock full of nickles….

  23. Heather says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Why do people never ask their friends who work in labs? In the last few days, I’ve had a handful of people all say they’d have liked to have been Dr. Horrible* but couldn’t get their hands on a labcoat. I have 10 of them in my cubicle… Not that you know me, but I’m guessing that you likely know someone somewhere who works in a lab. We are out there!
    *Oddly enough, I know of no Captain Hammer wannabes…

  24. ColleenS says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    I hate furshlugginer Clowns!
    Thanks Wil for scaring me.

  25. Carmen says:
    30 October, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    I thought about being a clown for Halloween…I still don’t know what I’m going to be…and it’s tomorrow! Gaaah!
    Okay but your costume rocks 😀
    AND I have to agree with Bryan Irrera^

  26. prof_rocko says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Whew! I’m just glad it wasn’t Sarah Palin…

  27. prof_rocko says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Whew! For a second there I thought it would be Sarah Palin… what a relief.

  28. zizban says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. prof_rocko says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Hmm. Are comments being moderated? I just tried twice to enter a comment, but nothing is showing up. I did happen to mention a certain Governor from Alaska, but I didn’t think that was enough to get blocked…. 😉

  30. Craig Steffen says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Blake is right on. The beard totally makes this costume. If you were clean-shaven, I would guess that you would be a slightly odd-looking clown, but that’s all.
    However, with the beard, you’re totally pushing the clown version of the uncanny valley.
    Too funny!

  31. MasonK says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    Scary indeed… but why not just go as Floyd?

  32. SusannahS says:
    30 October, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Clowns is scary!

  33. angie k says:
    30 October, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Oh. Oh how entirely creepy. Seriously. That’s worse than Floyd, I think.
    Thus, creepy Wil is, again, creepy.
    http://tinyurl.com/5rlr2b

  34. prof_rocko says:
    30 October, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    My bad. I see my comments now.

  35. alicein1derland says:
    30 October, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Yikes…. I’ve always thought that clowns were terrifying…..
    Thanks for reinforcing the fear.

  36. Freeman says:
    30 October, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    You should dress as Ensign Crusher; I know you must have a uniform somewhere. I will dress as Capt. Picard and will wear my uniform to work all day tomorrow.
    Freeman 🙂

  37. Mystral721 says:
    30 October, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Meh, everyone and their mom is going as Dr. Horrible this year – this look is uniquely you!
    Btw, what’s Anne’s costume this year? I’m imagining her in pigtails with a giant lollipop, skipping along hand-in-hand with her bestest new friend, Pedo!
    Yeah, that might be off the creepy scale. 🙁

  38. Max says:
    30 October, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    My son is two years old, and THIS was supposed to be the year that I got to pick his Halloween costume. But my wife wouldn’t let me dress him as a cute little horsey, because she knew that, in my mind, he would be Bad Horse.

  39. lomara says:
    30 October, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    Dammit you’re going to give me nightmares tonight.

  40. esmerel says:
    31 October, 2008 at 12:03 am

    I’m not actually sure what’s worse – that picture, or my hesitation to click the link because my first thought was ‘OMG, it’s going to be a rickroll OR he’s dressing as Rick Astley for Halloween’.

  41. head.fairy says:
    31 October, 2008 at 1:33 am

    Awesome as the costume is dude, my favourite part of this has to be one of the comments on the third photo:
    “My 3yo saw a fake clown at Party City today and made wide arcs just trying to avoid it.”
    As opposed to a REAL clown…? Now that WOULD be scary! Arf.

  42. Jenn M. says:
    31 October, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Creep factor overload!

  43. Brian says:
    31 October, 2008 at 4:21 am

    Having just watched your episode of Criminal Minds last night (Bless you, TiVo!), that makes this choice EXTRA creepy!! Niiiiiice…

  44. EnvoyPV says:
    31 October, 2008 at 4:38 am

    Yep. Disturbing.

  45. Booster says:
    31 October, 2008 at 5:16 am

    That…is far, far scarier than anything else i’m likely to see today 🙂

  46. logicalnoise says:
    31 October, 2008 at 6:12 am

    only way that could be scarier is if it was a vid with you saying “and you didn’t even eat my pancakes” in charectar as lloyd.

  47. angie k says:
    31 October, 2008 at 6:22 am

    Indeed, that is creepier than Floyd. I was entirely disturbed when I saw it. Well done you!

  48. Kristen says:
    31 October, 2008 at 6:32 am

    I was hoping the link was going to be you as Hispanic Lesbian Wesley Crusher.
    I guess maybe I’ll have to dress up as her/him.

  49. SeanF says:
    31 October, 2008 at 6:34 am

    Wow. A “you may need to be wearing Depends” warning would have been appropriate.

  50. m k glass says:
    31 October, 2008 at 7:23 am

    H F S.
    Dude. That has got to be the most awesomely horrible costume I have seen in years. Kudos for not shaving. I think this should be the unlockable character costume for the Joker in upcoming Batman games.
    Bravo.

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