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Yesterday, the stealth bomber flew over our house seven or eight times.

Not so stealthy

It totally would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for my dogs, who bark like crazy whenever blimps or other low-flying aircraft go over our house.

Look! Up in the sky! Rrrroooooohhhhhwwwwwooooo!!!!!

I guess it was doing a flyover as part of a December 7th memorial.

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8 December, 2008 Wil

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48 thoughts on “not so stealthy”

  1. Sarolite says:
    8 December, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Actually, there were a number of theories, but the winner was one I would not have guessed.
    http://www.insidesocal.com/sgvcrime/2008/12/stealth-bomber-visits-valley.html

  2. John Booth says:
    8 December, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    So, wait – the secret to foiling the supertechcrazyinvisible Stealth bomber is just … having dogs?

  3. VT says:
    8 December, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    That’s pretty cool, the shot. My dog (who looks like a much older Ferris, btw), also barks when there are intruders in her airspace. I gave up on trying to convince her that 747s are not gigantic metal birds. 😉

  4. angie k says:
    8 December, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Indeed, I’m sure they scared the stealth bomber away. They look like they take their job very seriously. LOL. That gave me a good laugh today. Thanks.
    Cheers.

  5. Alicia says:
    8 December, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Neat photo of the bomber, Wil- but I *loved* the photos of your dogs! Ferris is very “at attention”, and Riley is so into it, her eyes are closed. They’re so cute, I just want to kiss them both right on the mouth(s)! 😀
    -Alicia
    [email protected]
    http://www.thewagband.com

  6. Fenn says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Meanwhile, here in San Diego, an F-18 has crashed into a local neighborhood.
    http://www.cbs8.com/stories/story.148319.html

  7. DPoem says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Why do you hate America, Wil? Why must you photograph and post our nation’s secrets on the interwebs and tubes where the terrahismists can see them?

  8. SeanF says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    This is why I have dogs glued to my roof.

  9. Roymcm says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    A stealth bomber,not “The stealth bomber”, there are more than one. (20 flying currently)
    …Writers…sigh.
    -Roy, airplane pedantic, Roy.

  10. gmknobl says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Every time they’ve come over the VT stadium, they’ve not been stealthy. They are noted for being loud and only stealthy to RADAR.

  11. RakDaddy says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I used to work in El Segundo in an office park surrounded by aerospace companies. A co-worker had a buddy who worked at Northrop who told us the Stealth was going to do a fly-by one morning. So, we all trundle out to the field behind the office, and there it was, like something straight out of Bat Country, the Evil Bat Overlord itself.
    The noise it made in its wake was something I hope never, ever to hear again.

  12. MJBUtah says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Silly dogs. They were just trying to call it to come play, I am sure. It’s a big frisbee after all!

  13. Oblivion says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    The next time I go flying, I’m taking the doges with me to help spot traffic.
    http://flickr.com/photos/oblivion/11815223/

  14. megerle says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    I don’t understand what you all are talking about… looks like clear sky to me… What bomber? Cute dogs BTW…

  15. Batmensch says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    I think they look so cool, I’d really like to see one up close someday.
    … Squeeee!

  16. Edward Eade II says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Good thing it stayed up Unlike the fighter in San Diego
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,463725,00.html

  17. Edward Eade II says:
    8 December, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    And my post is brought to you by the redundent department of redundency

  18. Hotmamacudd says:
    8 December, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    We live next to a air force base where it is home to the premier operational B-1B Lancer unit bomers so we hear them all the time….and if your on top of a tank battery (oil filed) they will dip thier wings if they see ya

  19. Bryy says:
    8 December, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Well, there WAS a meteor-type object in Newbury Park the other day.
    Maybe the aliens had themselves another crash.

  20. Matthew Cox says:
    8 December, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Your dogs barked at a stealth bomber? Did a black van marked “Destination Guantanamo” show up today, offering free dog shampoos?

  21. alicein1derland says:
    8 December, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    One year, on opening day for the Dodgers, a Stealth was scheduled to do a fly-over for the beginning ceremony. Since I work at the Police Academy in Elysian Park, and it’s across the street from Dodger Stadium, we were sure we would be able to see it from our parking lot, and were waiting outside. The damn thing flew in behind us, right over our office building, and so low I thought it would touch the roof. Scared the crap out of me. But it was an awesome sight.

  22. zizban says:
    8 December, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Great pics! I love Stealth Bombers.

  23. CrusherLuvr4Ever says:
    8 December, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Wow thats really creepy… I would have freaked out!.. Ive never experienced seeing one of those. OH yeah, and your dogs are super adorable!

  24. Shawn Powers says:
    8 December, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Heh. Never seen photos of your dogs. For some reason, they’re nothing like what I pictured in your writing. 🙂

  25. Bog says:
    8 December, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Creepy? They’re gorgeous. One of the most fascinating things ever to crease a cloud.
    It’s a sad fact that most of our coolest technology’s current based around killing each other, but that’s kind of a part of being human, and you’ve gotta take the rough with the smooth.

  26. Fenlyn, USAF says:
    8 December, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    When I was stationed at Edwards AFB, we used to see the occasional B-2 flying over Lancaster and Palmdale. There is ONE stationed at the base for testing. That particular one came out of Whiteman, which is the only active B-2 base.

  27. becominginvisible says:
    8 December, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Hmmmm, these are the planes that aren’t stealth if there is any precipitation. May actually have issues with flying in rain, stealth aside. And now it becomes public that the Wheaton family dogs are a first alert system. (The planes do look cool, but are only stealth under the best conditions.)

  28. KCFlatlander says:
    8 December, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Wil: I was stationed at Whiteman AFB (where the B-2 is housed) and my old supervisor’s wife was the base photographer. I have some cool photos of the B-2 over the flooded areas of Missouri in 93, as well as a photo of the B-2 with the Wright Brothers plane if you’re interested.

  29. TreacleMiner says:
    8 December, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Stealth bomber or…DEEP CROW!?

  30. Saraphina says:
    8 December, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    So, Wil, is Riley a Basenji?
    I am sure you may have mentioned in the past, but I didn’t have one myself before!
    I’d love to hear more about your dogs, Riley in specific!

  31. sea_gal says:
    8 December, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Cuuuuuuuute. The dogs, not the bomber. Although I guess for a bomber it’s alright.

  32. HellZiggy says:
    8 December, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    Awesome!
    I saw one fly over head once here in Minneapolis. It was a few weeks after 9/11 and it was headed towards the airport. I didn’t get a picture of it and my husband didn’t believe me. 🙁
    But it was super cool to see in person!
    ~Sharon

  33. John G says:
    8 December, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    The Bat Jet is impressive

  34. jonquil says:
    9 December, 2008 at 5:35 am

    since some dogs respond to fire engine sirens (as opposed to police sirens), i’m not surprised that your dogs were alerted to the bomber. stealth bombers are only stealthy to human hearing 🙂 handsome dogs, btw.

  35. Trae says:
    9 December, 2008 at 7:26 am

    Personally, I think the photos of the dogs are more interesting than the B2 picture. hehe.

  36. razzbelly says:
    9 December, 2008 at 7:40 am

    You have absolutely beautiful dogs!

  37. Louffi says:
    9 December, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Great to see pictures of your dogs, always wondered what they look like. Wanted to ask who is who, but Alicia’s comment told me.
    Really REALLY cute dogs – and you boys can keep the bomber, I’ll take the dogs 😉
    Kisses to Ferris and Riley from Germany,
    Louffi

  38. camias designs says:
    9 December, 2008 at 9:36 am

    It flew by me too, Wil, so not to creep you out, but I am guessing we’re not too far apart after all. I was working when I heard a roar, and having lived in Norfolk for many years, I remember the sound of fighter jets. I ran out and, behold, it did a fly by. Impressive to see!

  39. frank says:
    9 December, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Totally cool – the stuff these mad scientists come up with.
    The really interesting thing is that in a battle situation, if you can see / hear it and you are in the target zone, it’s too late.

  40. Spartica says:
    9 December, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Isn’t it amazing, mankind tried to fly all sorts of funky chickens, unsuccessfully, for eons. Now we’ve mastered the ability to fly weird objects like the B-2.
    It makes me think of when I was a kid. I was pulling carrots in the garden, when all of a sudden 8 Huey choppers flew low to the ground over the field, complete with men on M-60.
    Seems my neighbor, a mile west, was growing an alternative crop that met with disapproval. They wanted to surprise him, it definitely surprised me, I was like relax there only carrots. Little did I know 10yrs later I would be jumping on and off Blackhawks I never got used to it. Rotors freak me out, I had a cousin decapitated by a Huey in the 80’s he was one of ten killed when the tail rotor went out of control during a military ceremony.
    On another topic, today, I heard something I’ve known my whole life. My state is the most corrupt one in the union. It’s funny the irony Gov. Blagojevich was responsible for building the worlds largest shooting complex, now he can’t even have a gun, thats funny. It wouldn’t surpise me to hear that my cities past administration paid him to get it.
    Cool dogs by the way. Mine like to bark at my neighbors paraglider when he spies and flies over.

  41. Freeman says:
    9 December, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    Did Ferris and Riley bark at the space shuttle Endeavour when it flew over your house a couple of weeks ago? It was a Sunday afternoon and the shuttle landed at Edwards AFB.
    Freeman 🙂

  42. Carmen says:
    10 December, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Mmmk off topic, BUT:
    Wil! My friend found this, and when I saw it, I thought of a certain work of art of yours:
    http://cdn-7.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5905/6127/images_thumb.jpeg

  43. pojut says:
    10 December, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Oooo! Nice picture! Heh, your photos are always interesting…I love looking at them!
    In other news…Wil, I don’t know if you watch the internet show Pure Pwnage…but on Saturday, December 6th Troy Dixon (who plays “T-Bag” on the show) died in a car accident:-(
    http://www.purepwnage.com
    So, so sad…

  44. Trevor Stewart says:
    10 December, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    A few years ago (now that I think of it… more than that… possibly 6-7 years) the B1-B (not as stealthy the B-2 above but with a very low radar cross-section) was partaking in exercises at CFB Gagetown. The flight path took it very low over our house. I remember telling a good, and extremely intelligent, friend that this had happened… where he replied to the effect “no you didn’t! you couldn’t have… it is stealth!”. The preconceptions and gaps in knowledge can be rather large I guess :-p

  45. 5000! says:
    10 December, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    Dude, your dogs are AWESOME.

  46. FABIAN says:
    11 December, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Wil,
    Your dogs seem to keep you aware of any local surprises. It also looks like you take great care of these pets. These are good things.
    FG
    FG

  47. Laura says:
    12 December, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Adorable dogs. Cool plane.

  48. Surool says:
    12 December, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    At least the bombers look like they can fly nicely. The fighters are much stranger looking. From many angles, the fighters don’t look light they should be able to sustain flight at all. The first time I saw one of the fighters, it brought to mind a favorite line from Hitchhiker’s Guide: “The Vogon ships hung up in the sky much the same way that bricks don’t.”

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