WIL WHEATON dot NET

50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

everyone calm down

  • WWdN in Exile

I don’t want to ruin the joke, but since people on the internet seem to be sarcasm-challenged: Aaron is kidding. We are members of the mutual admiration society, fellow hockey goaltenders, and share an affinity for as much beer as we can find. No joke: we contributed to the drying up of the Guinness tap at the sportsbar across the street from the hotel in Phoenix.

I’ve done two shows with Aaron, and I’ve been lucky to sit next to him both times. He’s what we call Good People™ and even though he totally fucked up the beard curve at the convention, I hope to see him again sooner than later.

  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
  • Click to share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
  • More
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related


Discover more from WIL WHEATON dot NET

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

27 January, 2009 Wil

Post navigation

evil, parallel universe wil says … → ← did my time, took my chances, got my geek on

29 thoughts on “everyone calm down”

  1. Queen Anthai says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    To be fair, though, you probably did do the thing with the tissues. 😉

  2. ZoniDuck says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    I love that you just outed Aaron’s LJ. It shouldn’t take long for a flurry of BSG fangirls and boys to descend upon him. I wonder if he’ll ever post there again. 🙂

  3. Danielle D. says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Saturday night at the Starbucks in the hotel, some girl asked if she could play with Aaron’s beard. No joke.
    He let her, of course.

  4. Alliiya says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    *chuckles* Since I already knew that he was on live journal (fan girl) and I am one of your loyal followers (fan girl again) – I wouldn’t consider a word of what he or you would say as “reality” unless it was something nice about the other ..you’re friends, that is cool 🙂

  5. czeano says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    If sitting next to you is anything like reading your blog, I think I’d drink all the Guinness, too.

  6. Wil says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    I don’t know if I should be offended or not.
    Please clarify so I can appropriately reply:
    1. Awesome.
    2. Go frak yourself.
    Thanks so much. <G>

  7. Lanky Nibs says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    {Do not read the following comment if you are one of the last 5 people left in sci-fi fandom who haven’t yet been following the travails of the rag-tag fugitive fleet led by the Battlestar Galactica (now on Friday nights). You’ve been spoiler warned.}
    Never trust a toaster.

  8. czeano says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    It was intended to be in the spirit of Mr. Douglas’s entry. The ambiguity took careful planning to craft.
    I’ll go back to frakking myself now. While I finish this Guinness.

  9. Wil says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Ah! Excellent!
    Then, in the spirit of my friendship and many conversations with Aaron:
    1.Awesome
    2. Go frak yourself, for having Guinness when I have none.
    /I do have Stone IPA, though. Yaaay.

  10. Twirrim says:
    27 January, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Wow, it’s really something when you have to explain such transparent sarcasm to people.
    It’s clearly just him saying “I love you”

  11. czeano says:
    27 January, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Side effect of a dotcom that survives the bubble burst: 1998-style perks. I’m steps from a tap. Nitrogen powered, no less. It’s right next to the solar-powered reverse-osmosis water filter that proves I’m in California.

  12. Wil says:
    27 January, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    This is me, shaking my tiny fist at you in impotent, jealous fury.

  13. eh-notsomuch.livejournal.com says:
    27 January, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    You were in the same room as Aaron Douglas? *swoon*

  14. melvillain.blogspot.com says:
    27 January, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Aaron’s post was frakin’ hilarious!

  15. ExMember says:
    27 January, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    That’s all well and good, but why was Brent Spiner not talking to you?

  16. Wil says:
    27 January, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Brent was doing a similar joke, and he paid it off on the panel we were on with Marina. It was very funny to me, but I think that about 80% of the audience was thinking, “Twitter? What’s that?”

  17. czeano says:
    27 January, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Whiskeyfist?

  18. yukonchris says:
    27 January, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    I was not in Phoenix (boo, me), so wondering if Brent returned your missing “L”?
    Maybe he had you “looking kind of dumb with h[is] finger and h[is] thumb in the shape of an “L” on h[is] forehead?”

  19. Wil says:
    27 January, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Man, I don’t know how that got past my “NO SMASHMOUTH EVER ON MY BLOG” filter.
    Must look at config files …

  20. yukonchris says:
    27 January, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    My bad.
    Never again (flogs self repeatedly with thumb and finger on forehead).
    Oops, I did it again.
    Oops, now I’ve activated the Britney filter.

  21. Cheriqui says:
    27 January, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Awesome…simply frakking awesome.

  22. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkzrZCdfLVFPw9p2G3ztS_rdGpEvRCMN3w says:
    28 January, 2009 at 7:03 am

    Hey, Wil!
    Nice to finally meet you! We were at that bar sooo much! You must’ve been hiding in the corner… Too bad, my Amex had plenty of room for plenty of Guinness! 🙂 Did you see Chris Titus there on Saturday night? Nice guy.
    Perhaps next time? I SWEAR I am NOT your “biggest fan” (that honour went to Andreas Katsulas). I just talk a lot when I’ve got security timing my visit, ready to bounce me.
    Since I never saw you outside of the con (due to your mad fangirl dodging skillz no doubt, heh), I found Yuri for my stalking needs! He’s awesome and doesn’t seem to mind a bit of fangirldom on my part. After all, if you can’t fangirl at a con, where can you?
    Loved the manga, BTW. The one with the teddy bears was, um, different…
    We hope you enjoyed the ThinkWeasel comic. 🙂
    Cheers!
    Angela
    (misangela.com)

  23. (The Original) Mary Sue says:
    28 January, 2009 at 8:09 am

    Wil’s a Cylon?
    Huh, that actually explains a lot.

  24. bmcmolo says:
    28 January, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Oh man. This post and comments-thread made me so frakkin happy. Just about to go shovel the walk (again) but had to comment – great stuff. I sometimes wonder if the BSG and TNG crews inter-mingle and if so, how much beer is involved. I also secretly hope there are booze-fueled shoving matches between Tigh and Ryker.
    Hope the panel with Brent and Marina was great – I look forward to the wrap-up when/ if it materializes.

  25. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawk2-0D1qi5s4reebuL36YkyVR4LvHt26tA says:
    28 January, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Wil since you’re such an avid drinker would share a drinking story with the folks who read stories on my site Beer Goggle Hell?
    Being a fan of your story telling ever since I came across you on fark I think that would be really cool and I think my sites visitors would like it too.

  26. gmknobl says:
    28 January, 2009 at 9:32 am

    I admit to huge envy for anyone who has a nitro push guinness anywhere withing a mile of them right now. Sounds like a missed a good con, not that I ever do those anymore, what with kids and wife and such. In some ways life sucks. But this weekend I hope to find out if the new brewpub a few miles away does or does not.

  27. Lanky Nibs says:
    28 January, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Yep. He was to be introduced as the final Cylon model for the final run of episodes. Unfortunately, his backstage proclivity for tying up production by orchestrating overlong sessions of Rock Band with numerous cast members created tension on the set. The final straw came when Wil requested that a new Ion drumkit be placed backstage for Band use, which Wheaton claimed would help promote cast solidarity and stimulate the actors’ creative process. Co-creator Ron Moore had heard enough at that point and decided to send Wheaton on his way and take a different tack with the final Cylon storyline. The resulting firestorm created bad blood among series producers and the series’ regulars (since Moore fired the only person who could successfully drum to Anyway You Want It on Hard difficulty). Some of the bad blood resurfaced in Phoenix and hence the animosity shown by Aaron Douglas towards Wil in his recent blog post.
    Or they could be the best of friends and we all just need to get a life :). Or play more Rock Band.

  28. Tom says:
    28 January, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Aaron Douglas comments in the 7th reply here:
    http://community.livejournal.com/aarondouglas/141663.html

  29. Shaun says:
    28 January, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    I saw that too. He said (I’m paraphrasing here) “When a hot girl asks to touch your beard, you let her”.
    Too funny.

Comments are closed.

Related Posts

from the vault: the autumn moon lights my way

I wrote A LOT about my sons, and our relationship, during this five year mission. It's rewarding and special to look back at those posts, now, knowing everything I know.

WIL WHEATON dot NET is open for business

After a long Exile, I returned home this weekend. Until the heat death of the universe or I stop blogging (whichever comes first), I'll be back at WWdN.

Treat her like a lady, and she’ll always bring you home.

This is the second to last post I made at WWdN:in Exile. I’m copying it here for completion’s sake. In 2001, blogs were very new things. In fact, as much more time was […]

Treat her like a lady, and she’ll always bring you home.

This weekend, after way, way too many years in exile, I’m finally returning home. Wow. Typing that made me feel all the feels. I wasn't expecting that.

Recent Posts

catching halos on the moon

catching halos on the moon

I had such a good time with my garden last season. It was the first time I had ever capital-t Tended a garden in my life, and it was a […]

More Info
in the heat of the summer better call out a plumber

in the heat of the summer better call out a plumber

Back in the old days, the good old days, when it was generally accepted that Fascism and Nazis were bad, bloggers would write these posts that were sort of recaps […]

More Info
lift every voice and sing

lift every voice and sing

Lift every voice and sing,‘Til earth and heaven ring,Ring with the harmonies of Liberty;Let our rejoicing riseHigh as the listening skies,Let it resound loud as the rolling sea.Sing a song [...]

More Info
it picks me up, puts me down

it picks me up, puts me down

I’ve been open and unashamed about my mental health struggles and triumphs, always willing to talk about my CPTSD, always willing to supportively listen when someone chooses to share their [...]

More Info

 

  • Instagram
  • Facebook

Member of The Internet Defense League

Creative Commons License
WIL WHEATON dot NET by Wil Wheaton is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at http://wilwheaton.net.

Search my blog

Powered by WordPress | theme SG Double
%d