evil, parallel universe wil says …
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Shouldn’t Evil Wil be beardless?
(a) Awesome. (b) Strange synchronicity. A friend of mine was in Phoenix buying furniture this weekend, and I said, “Hey, Wil Wheaton is in Phoenix. You should totally get him to help you move it.” She just said, “He never called me back!” And I was going to say, “Wil Wheaton violating the Wil Wheaton motto” with a link to the blog. And then Evil Wil confused me. And ok FINE, this is one of those things that is funny INSIDE my head, but not OUTSIDE it. Hrumph.
Ah, but Evil Wil has a goatee. Good to neutral Wil cultivates the rest of his facial foliage.
Shouldn’t Evil Wil be beardless?
Or have an eyepatch? Or something?
Evil Wil has a goatee
Bad Ass Wil has a beard
Pimping Wil has a purple hat on and a baby face
Sweater Wil is secretly planning world domination via coffee makers that think.
Hope that clears things up.
No, see, GOOD Wil has a beard. EVIL Wil is cleanshaven. I don’t care how they did it on TNG; I Have Spoken.
Yes, Bad Ass Wil has a beard. And Pimping Wil needs to get his ass into gear and TAKE A REFERENCE SHOT for his zombie portrait.
Ahem.
Sorry, that last sentence was brought to you by the letter G, the number 3, and this bottle of wine.
REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL WIL IS BACK!
Wil, first of all so sorry to hear that you did not know that the annual Far Side calendar had been discontinued.
Second, if you remove the comma from the ‘Evil Parallel Wil Says’ quote it completely changes the meaning – to something sick enough to make me chuckle.
Wow, yeah, I *TOTALLY* missed that comma in there there the first time I read it.
Excellent! Funny! I like it!
X-D Totally awesome!
Beauteous.
Also I wanted to say a capitalized Thank You for recommending Cooking with Trader Joe’s. It has rocked my socks off.
Yeah, I read it without the comma like four times before I saw the comma too. Evil (but Gay) Wil? I don’t get the funny and actually that is not, um,…..ickie!!
Evil Wil should be clean shaven, cuz he is a bad boy, but looks boy-next-door innocent. Wait, isn’t Wil bad a lot of the time?
-gil
Exactly, Gil.
Clean Shaven! He’d look all innocent. No one would suspect that he’s really Evil Wil.
I love that. I need *that* on a shirt now, too!
Cheers!
Evil Wil looks curiously like Leonardo Leonardo.
It’s too bad Evil Wil doesn’t have emo eyeliner…that’s how we knew Kirk was evil
Hmmm. We may have the evil Wil here and that Wil from the mirror verse is actually an OK guy who would gladly let you merge in during rush hour traffic. Hey, it happened with the Cartmans.
Evil Wil hates it.
I want one.
Cripes!! Now i have to add to my Wil Wheaton t-shirt collection !!! I love it!!
I use the “Don’t Be A Dick” one at gigs all the time !!
Been on the computer too long today. I thought “Hey, does he come in serial or at least USB as well?”
Evil Wil is “looking” at not-evil Wil….
I second that. Any chance the artist would be willing to release it for t-shirt related purposes?
To quote the guy on Flickr, this is full of win. It must be put on a T- immediately if not sooner.
Shouldn’t Evil Parallel Universe! Wil say “Do be a dick.”? And he should be all neat and clean. That’s how we’d know he was truly evil.
That would make a PERFECT PokerStars avatar, if only it would fit!
The graphic looks rather …. familiar… speaking of which: (I Twittered this to you but God knows if I sent it right!)
My boyfriend found that Dark Dungeons you were looking for – if you like he can scan it for you so you can see it again! Xerox works too.
He’s got every last one of those things. The WHOLE series. He found them in an old box in his house bundled up. We read them on our last trip to his hometown. It was interesting to say the least. At any rate, let me know. Inbox me on Twitter or email me at [email protected]