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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Posted on 27 January, 2009 By Wil

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Oh man, I love this so much.

(created by Patrick K.)

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Comments (29)

  1. Alan says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Shouldn’t Evil Wil be beardless?

  2. telecommuniculturey.blogspot.com says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    (a) Awesome. (b) Strange synchronicity. A friend of mine was in Phoenix buying furniture this weekend, and I said, “Hey, Wil Wheaton is in Phoenix. You should totally get him to help you move it.” She just said, “He never called me back!” And I was going to say, “Wil Wheaton violating the Wil Wheaton motto” with a link to the blog. And then Evil Wil confused me. And ok FINE, this is one of those things that is funny INSIDE my head, but not OUTSIDE it. Hrumph.

  3. temporalparadox.wordpress.com says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Ah, but Evil Wil has a goatee. Good to neutral Wil cultivates the rest of his facial foliage.

  4. Dean says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Shouldn’t Evil Wil be beardless?
    Or have an eyepatch? Or something?

  5. kittylair.livejournal.com says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Evil Wil has a goatee
    Bad Ass Wil has a beard
    Pimping Wil has a purple hat on and a baby face
    Sweater Wil is secretly planning world domination via coffee makers that think.
    Hope that clears things up.

  6. VT says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    No, see, GOOD Wil has a beard. EVIL Wil is cleanshaven. I don’t care how they did it on TNG; I Have Spoken.

  7. VT says:
    27 January, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Yes, Bad Ass Wil has a beard. And Pimping Wil needs to get his ass into gear and TAKE A REFERENCE SHOT for his zombie portrait.
    Ahem.
    Sorry, that last sentence was brought to you by the letter G, the number 3, and this bottle of wine.

  8. czeano says:
    28 January, 2009 at 12:03 am

    REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL WIL IS BACK!

  9. Kevin says:
    28 January, 2009 at 1:08 am

    Wil, first of all so sorry to hear that you did not know that the annual Far Side calendar had been discontinued.
    Second, if you remove the comma from the ‘Evil Parallel Wil Says’ quote it completely changes the meaning – to something sick enough to make me chuckle.

  10. Clay says:
    28 January, 2009 at 1:45 am

    Wow, yeah, I *TOTALLY* missed that comma in there there the first time I read it.

  11. Greg Floyd says:
    28 January, 2009 at 4:00 am

    Excellent! Funny! I like it!

  12. Robyn says:
    28 January, 2009 at 5:42 am

    X-D Totally awesome!

  13. Julie says:
    28 January, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Beauteous.
    Also I wanted to say a capitalized Thank You for recommending Cooking with Trader Joe’s. It has rocked my socks off.

  14. Gil says:
    28 January, 2009 at 6:31 am

    Yeah, I read it without the comma like four times before I saw the comma too. Evil (but Gay) Wil? I don’t get the funny and actually that is not, um,…..ickie!!
    Evil Wil should be clean shaven, cuz he is a bad boy, but looks boy-next-door innocent. Wait, isn’t Wil bad a lot of the time?
    -gil

  15. CathyF says:
    28 January, 2009 at 7:14 am

    Exactly, Gil.
    Clean Shaven! He’d look all innocent. No one would suspect that he’s really Evil Wil.

  16. angie k says:
    28 January, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I love that. I need *that* on a shirt now, too!
    Cheers!

  17. Romulus says:
    28 January, 2009 at 7:39 am

    Evil Wil looks curiously like Leonardo Leonardo.

  18. somebodyoranother says:
    28 January, 2009 at 8:55 am

    It’s too bad Evil Wil doesn’t have emo eyeliner…that’s how we knew Kirk was evil

  19. helpyouwell.com says:
    28 January, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Hmmm. We may have the evil Wil here and that Wil from the mirror verse is actually an OK guy who would gladly let you merge in during rush hour traffic. Hey, it happened with the Cartmans.

  20. Alan says:
    28 January, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Oh man, I love this so much.

    Evil Wil hates it.

  21. Lachwen says:
    28 January, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I want one.

  22. ALRO says:
    28 January, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Cripes!! Now i have to add to my Wil Wheaton t-shirt collection !!! I love it!!
    I use the “Don’t Be A Dick” one at gigs all the time !!

  23. alexandravelten says:
    28 January, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Been on the computer too long today. I thought “Hey, does he come in serial or at least USB as well?”

  24. tanyak says:
    28 January, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Evil Wil is “looking” at not-evil Wil….

  25. Radiofreewill says:
    28 January, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    I second that. Any chance the artist would be willing to release it for t-shirt related purposes?

  26. wandrew says:
    29 January, 2009 at 3:53 am

    To quote the guy on Flickr, this is full of win. It must be put on a T- immediately if not sooner.

  27. Beth says:
    29 January, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Shouldn’t Evil Parallel Universe! Wil say “Do be a dick.”? And he should be all neat and clean. That’s how we’d know he was truly evil.

  28. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkc1vT4u52n60Xu0WV5m_EwjzuoAq2FBfE says:
    29 January, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    That would make a PERFECT PokerStars avatar, if only it would fit!

  29. AskDarcie says:
    30 January, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    The graphic looks rather …. familiar… speaking of which: (I Twittered this to you but God knows if I sent it right!)
    My boyfriend found that Dark Dungeons you were looking for – if you like he can scan it for you so you can see it again! Xerox works too.
    He’s got every last one of those things. The WHOLE series. He found them in an old box in his house bundled up. We read them on our last trip to his hometown. It was interesting to say the least. At any rate, let me know. Inbox me on Twitter or email me at [email protected]

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