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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Posted on 14 January, 2009 By Wil

This is from the Coming of Age review I've been working on:

Obligatory Technobabble: “With this new extricator, sir, we could eliminate three more bulky machines from cargo space.” – Riker, explaining how, even though Picard says it isn’t possible, there really is room for a Foosball table in the cargo bay.

Ha. See what I did there?

I'm going to be at the Phoenix Comicon next week, and I'm bringing two unreleased TNG reviews to read. I'm not saying which ones, in case I change my mind, but I think Coming of Age may be one of them.

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Comments (16)

  1. error42 says:
    14 January, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Doh!
    They need to have a con near Midland TX 😛
    …and there is always room for foosball, its like jello.

  2. JdJdJd says:
    14 January, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Totally unrelated to your post. But just in case you hadn’t heard.
    http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-montalban15-2009jan15,0,4189863.story
    KHAN!!!!
    Really sad.

  3. JennyW says:
    14 January, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Met you at last year’s Phoenix Comicon! You were as awesome as I thought you would be. I wish I could go this year, but alas, other obligations are keeping me at home. I hope you have a great time, and I really hope you come back again next year. I will be there next time! Oh yes I will!

  4. Bog says:
    14 January, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Sorry. Wil. Love ya, but you done got trumped.
    *removes hat, places on sternum*
    KHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann. Bye, dude.

  5. Thiefree says:
    14 January, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Delighted that you’re doing more of these, as I’ve probably said!
    Also, it is the greatest injustice ever inflicted on a woman that I will never, ever meet you because I don’t live in America and cannot attend conventions. “See you in another life, brother…”

  6. czeano says:
    14 January, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    On the topic of “Coming of Age”, if the entrance tests are so tough for uber-kid Wesley, how do all the loser officers we see over the course of the series get into the academy? (Or, for that mater, smooth talking criminally-inclined hotshot officer candidates with a resemblance to unrelated Admirals’ sons?)
    The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that, like in-state universities, the admissions committee is a lot more lenient on scores from the home planet.

  7. heatherr says:
    14 January, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Hey Wil,
    Where did the “follow me” on Twitter link go? It use to be above the flickr link. Did you remove it or am I going mad?
    Thanks,
    Heather

  8. Wil says:
    14 January, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Hey, if I credit you, do you mind if I use your observation in my review? Because it’s really funny and really spot-on.

  9. error42 says:
    14 January, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    *choke*
    Nice.

  10. angie k says:
    14 January, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I see what you did there. And I approve. Also, FOOSBALL!

  11. czeano says:
    14 January, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Gladly.

  12. watcher652 says:
    14 January, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Wil, I see your friend John Scalzi is now a creative consultant on the upcoming series, “Stargate Universe”. After being a recurring guest star on both the original Stargate SG-1 and the spin-off Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek: Voyager cast member Bob Picardo was added to the main cast in the last season of Stargate Atlantis.
    I think Stargate needs to have a visit by another Trek alumni.
    http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/january-14-2009-scalzi-and-stargate-together-at-last/

  13. Julian Owen says:
    15 January, 2009 at 2:51 am

    Looking forward to seeing you in Phoenix Wil. It’s going to be a great convention!

  14. Julian Owen says:
    15 January, 2009 at 7:39 am

    I just heard on the BBC that Patrick McGoohan, from the Prisoner has died aged 80. Very sad indeed.

  15. error42 says:
    15 January, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Wil, just out of curiosity. Whenever you get SOOO freaking blocked that you can do anything because your mind is blank do you ever just head out and take a walk? Or read?

  16. Tara says:
    15 January, 2009 at 9:45 am

    What I always thought was that testing was so strict because they were going for early acceptance.

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