Skip to content
WIL WHEATON dot NET WIL WHEATON dot NET

50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

  • About
  • Books
  • My Instagram Feed
  • Bluesky
  • Tumblr
  • Radio Free Burrito
  • It’s Storytime with Wil Wheaton
WIL WHEATON dot NET
WIL WHEATON dot NET

50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

this is the introduction to memories of the future

Posted on 6 August, 2009 By Wil

Memories of the Future should have been released already, but it was significantly delayed when I did a whole bunch of the "acting" part of the "Writer/Actor" multiclassing I've been doing for the last few levels. However, I took a giant leap toward release (wow, that sounds dirty) about 40 minutes ago, when I e-mailed the final bit of text off to the people who need it for the damn book to actually be published. (Yes, I have been the one log holding up this whole logjam. That's usually the way it works out around here.)

One of the things I needed to write and send was the introduction, which I thought I'd share here, now, because I think it's a great way to, you know, introduce the book. So when all your friends want to know what Memories of the Future is about (You have been relentlessly telling all of your friends about it several times a day, haven't you? That MAME cabinet Daddy needs for his office isn't going to buy itself, you know) you can point them to this post.

Introduction to Memories of the Future

In August 2006, Brad Hill, an editor at Weblogs, Inc., hired me to write humorous reviews of Star Trek: The Next Generation from my unique point of view as an actor and a fan of the show.

I started at the beginning of the first season, re-watching episodes that I hadn’t seen in a decade or longer, faithfully recording and sharing the memories they released. Along the way, I came up with some silly episode recaps, and an interesting perspective on the first season, twenty years after we brought it to life. The columns were very well-received, and tons of readers asked me if they’d be collected into a book. I didn’t plan on it originally, but AOL cut TV Squad’s budget before I’d even made it to the halfway point of the first year, and I decided that putting the entire season into a book wasn’t just a good way to finish the season, it was a moral imperative.

A few months after I began working on this book in earnest, at the 2009 Nebula awards dinner, I sat at a table with David Gerrold, who is best-known for writing the original series classic The Trouble With Tribbles. (Fun fact: David wrote and sold The Trouble with Tribbles when he was 19. My wife Anne asked him how he had the courage to do that, and David told her, "Because nobody told me I couldn't." That's so awesome, and everyone who is creative should commit that to memory.)

We were talking about all kinds of writerly stuff, and I mentioned to David that I was working on this book. As I started to describe it to him, I could see that he wasn't into it, but was too polite to tell me why.

After a minute, he said, "You have to be careful with your tell-all book…"

"Ah, that's why he wasn't into it." I thought.

"It's not a tell-all book. I hate those things," I said. "It's more like you're flipping through your high school yearbook with your friends."

I called on all my improv skills and held an imaginary book in my hands.

"It's like, 'Hey! I remember this, and I remember that, and did you know that this funny thing happened there, and … oh God … I can't believe I thought that was cool…'"

His face lit up. "That sounds like a book I'd like to read."

Here it is, David. I hope you enjoy it. (Additional fun fact: David Gerrold suggested me for the role of Wesley. If he hadn't done that, I don't know that I'd have ever voluntarily worn a pumpkin-colored sweater.

Despite that, though, I'm extremely grateful to David for convincing Bob Justman and Gene Roddenberry to take a chance on me.)

Volume One takes you from the pilot to Datalore. Volume Two will take you from Angel One to The Neutral Zone. During our journey together, we’ll certainly be going where no one has gone before, except those times when we go 20% to the left of where the original series went and talk about stuff a whole bunch without actually doing anything … but that’s part of what makes the first season so much fun to watch, especially knowing how great The Next Generation eventually became.

Put on your shoulder pads, set a course for 1987, emit an inverse-tacyon pulse into the heart of the anomaly, and engage! By Riker’s beard, you shall be avenged! (Um, as soon as Riker’s beard shows up, next season.)

Namaste,

Wil Wheaton
Pasadena
June 2009

Memories of the Future will be available very, very, very soon. I am doing everything I possibly can to ensure that it is worth the wait.

  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
  • Click to share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
  • More
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related


Discover more from WIL WHEATON dot NET

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

Books episode guideintroductionmemories of the future introductionscience fictionStar Trekwil wheaton star trek book

Post navigation

Previous post
Next post

Comments (66)

Comments navigation

Newer comments
  1. Incredible EDBeale says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Well, that totally put a smile on my face! I’m looking forward to the rest of it.

  2. wabbit89 (was jedivet) says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    And once again I say: I cannot wait to read this book.

  3. CarlDog says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    WooHOOOOO! Congratulations! High fives all around!
    Or as @nathanfillion is fond of saying these days:
    Feed the Birds.

  4. Jules says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Seriously Dude, I am like an over-excited puppy dog about to pee on the floor due to said excitement.
    On a little bit of a different note: My youngest came home from Walmart the other day with some toys. He told me there was a Wesley Crusher action figure at the store for under 10 dollars and he almost bought for me. He talked about how awesome he thought it was that there was a Wil Wheaton/Wesley Crusher action figure. I “freaked” (in a good way) and told him next time he has thoughts of buying me Star Trek toys, he better do it. Only for us to be talking about it the day after and me informing him that it was not a Wesley action figure but a young Kirk action figure. He was really bummed about that and wishes they would bring back Next Gen stuff.

  5. himynameishelen says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Aaaah, I know what I’m getting my best friend for her birthday.

  6. Phil73805 says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Thanks for the Intro Wil, really whetted my appetite. Not that it needed help, I devoured Just a Geek. Will it be released in the UK at the same time as the states? Amazon?

  7. feitclub says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    So this book will cover the first season. Any plans to continue further into the series? Perhaps skim over season two to get to season three when things started getting really good?

  8. cosleia says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Can’t wait!

  9. VT says:
    6 August, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    Dude, that rocks that you finished the introduction and sent it off. I bet you could make it up to the prepress and production guys at your publisher with beer. Much is forgiven with beer. 😉

  10. wollem says:
    6 August, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    If this wasn’t going in the book, I wouldn’t even ask, but did you mean “inverse-tachyon”?

  11. Alicia says:
    6 August, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Ooh, I can’t wait!!! 😀 Although I think I’m one book short… I think I missed your last one. Nevermind, I’ll get it! Congrats, Wil the Writer.
    -Alicia (@AliciaWag)

  12. Patrick G says:
    6 August, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    Wil this is like the book I’ve been waiting to buy…I really hope that there is a sequel floating around in your head? Can’t wait to put my (pre-)order in.

  13. oboros.wordpress.com says:
    6 August, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    thanks for sharing the intro! Looking forward to the book.

  14. Bookwyrm says:
    6 August, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Soooo looking forward to this book’s release. 🙂 The intro has made me want it all the more.

  15. Tem78 says:
    6 August, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    I am so excited! Congratulations Wil. I can’t wait to get a copy. Thanks for the intro, now about that release date…lol

  16. cc452.livejournal.com says:
    6 August, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    The intro sounds great! It’s a very good round up of your writing styles, as well as the content. I’d been wondering what happened to those episode reviews!
    Oh, and a bit of nerdery here… I think it’s spelled tachyon, with that hard ch.

  17. Josh Benton says:
    6 August, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    Had there been a chance of scoring a date out of it, I think you might have voluntarily worn a pumpkin-colored sweater. I don’t really have any evidence to base that on, but considering both your age at the time and your gender (which appears to be the same now as it was then, hence mentioning it after the phrase “at the time”) I think this is a fairly safe assumption.

  18. ZenMom says:
    6 August, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Oh, I really can’t wait to read this! 🙂

  19. Michele Sharik says:
    6 August, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    just tweeted:
    back when I was @LakelandCC in CompSci I wrote a paper on David Gerrold – creator of Tribbles & Harlie @Wilw http://tinyurl.com/n4dnwe
    “When Harlie was One” was AWESOME!

  20. Hugo Fuchs says:
    6 August, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Will it tell any stories that include a yorkie and a microwave?
    😀

  21. Wil says:
    6 August, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Now that is just never a good idea.

  22. jasonfive says:
    6 August, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    By Riker’s beard, you shall be avenged? It was a moral imperative? Namaste? Was I watching the wrong show? Do I need a translator? Darmak and Jalad at Tanagra!

  23. me.yahoo.com/a/CgaXgIM82_cwSkxT64j_dy4_EKxmNA-- says:
    6 August, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Really looking forward to seeing the book. And think of it this way… if it hadn’t been for David Gerrold recommending you for TNG, you never would have been photographed in that clown sweater.

  24. angie k says:
    6 August, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    That is a very cool intro and I, as always, can’t wait for this to come out. Reading this is, indeed, a moral imperative. (By the by, how do you feel about popcorn?)
    Cheers!

  25. Sihaya says:
    6 August, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Definitely looking forward to this. Great intro.

  26. Thomas Barker says:
    6 August, 2009 at 11:46 pm

    I really liked the last paragraph. Looking forward to reading it.

  27. Julesie says:
    7 August, 2009 at 12:30 am

    Oh my, once the book comes out I’ll have to get the first season of ST:TNG on DVD to follow along…wait, if you get residuals on DVD sales…well, that’s just a bonus!
    Congrats Wil, I really look forward to reading it!

  28. Shaun says:
    7 August, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Speaking of ST:TNG I would love to see you write something on “The Game”.

  29. DanB says:
    7 August, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Wil, could you do a favour for all of us Gerrold fans and ask him where the hell is the next Chtorr book the next you speak to him?

  30. Kidda says:
    7 August, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Great to hear it will be available soon. Will it be shipping only from the US or available in other countries? UK for me. Or is there an option to download like your other books?
    Many thanks

  31. ivan.vucica.net says:
    7 August, 2009 at 3:48 am

    I love, love, LOVE the Galaxy Quest reference. Go Wil!

  32. Rathwirt says:
    7 August, 2009 at 4:52 am

    You mention volume 1 and volume 2. Does this mean you buy this book in two parts, or is that simply a division inside the book itself?

  33. Christopher Wain says:
    7 August, 2009 at 5:55 am

    I most humbly request a Kindle edition, if at all possible sir!

  34. Mel says:
    7 August, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Um… Wil, someone stole your book title.
    I went onto Amazon.com to try to preorder it, and I found this:
    http://www.amazon.com/Memories-Future-Review-Books-Classics/dp/1590173198/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1249652945&sr=8-1
    🙁
    + Mel

  35. Mel says:
    7 August, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Um… Wil, someone stole your book title.
    I went onto Amazon.com to try to preorder it, and I found this:
    http://www.amazon.com/Memories-Future-Review-Books-Classics/dp/1590173198/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1249652945&sr=8-1
    🙁
    + Mel

  36. Mel says:
    7 August, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Um… Wil, someone stole your book title.
    I went onto Amazon.com to try to preorder it, and I found this:
    http://www.amazon.com/Memories-Future-Review-Books-Classics/dp/1590173198/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1249652945&sr=8-1
    🙁
    + Mel

  37. kellyim.blogspot.com says:
    7 August, 2009 at 7:23 am

    My husband and I just started Netflixing The Next Generation, starting from the very beginning, because it’s been years since we watched them. We’re big fans of your Season 1 puffy sweaters. We started Season 2 last night and it already feels a bit more polished (ie, no puffy sweaters), although I guess the true test will be whether the next planet the crew beams down to still looks like a sound stage with a pink sky.
    I look forward to your book, especially now that Season 1 is so fresh in my mind.

  38. Brad Hill says:
    7 August, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Hey — that’s my name, up there! Wil, your reviews in TV Squad remain one of my proudest things. Can hardly wait for the book. Will it be on the Kindle? Because, you know, I don’t think I remember how to operate a book.
    Brad Hill
    Director, Weblogs Inc.

  39. KristinHanes says:
    7 August, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Awesome, Wil! Perfect introduction to the next book I can’t wait to read.

  40. mold1103 says:
    7 August, 2009 at 9:30 am

    That’s awesome. I’m looking forward to reading it. Have you considered writing any Star Trek novels

  41. mold1103 says:
    7 August, 2009 at 9:32 am

    Oh yeah and happy belated birthday….I was following you on twitter. Didn’t have a chance to register here

  42. Wil says:
    7 August, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Each season is divided into two different physical volumes. The book I’m talking about in this post is Volume One, the first half of the first season.

  43. Kathleen B says:
    7 August, 2009 at 10:42 am

    By Riker’s beard, you shall be avenged! (Um, as soon as Riker’s beard shows up, next season.)
    hilarious! I am definitely going to get this book. Congrats, Wil.

  44. dotsam says:
    7 August, 2009 at 10:54 am

    This looks great, but I have to ask, did you do a paragraph break inside parentheses? If so, you just blew my mind.

  45. Danyiel says:
    7 August, 2009 at 11:24 am

    Finally, you big tease! I’ve only been waiting for this book for a bazillion years. OK, so it wasn’t a bazillion years, and I’ve actually learned over time that anything written by you is worth the wait, especially when it means that you’re working on the acting part of your “writer/actor” multiclassing. Like I said in another reply, whatever you’re doing, keep doing it because it’s obviously working out well for you, and us, by extension. I think that I’m going to start referring to 2009 as “Teh Year of teh Wheaton.” Permission granted, sir?

  46. Rebeca Oliveira says:
    7 August, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Today’s reason for wanting to hug Wil:
    He closes the book’s intro with “Namaste”.
    Namaste, Wil. I owe you 57 hugs now.

  47. czeano says:
    7 August, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Hi, Wil.
    So I’m sure you’ve discussed this at some point before, either in relation to someone asking about it or otherwise, but it bounces around in my brain every time you discuss this Herculean project:
    When you’re watching episodes of a TV show that you both enjoy and were a part of making, how hard is it to switch contexts? Can you sit down and watch an episode just like it’s an episode of some other TV show that you weren’t part of? Can you forget about the arrangement of Reality on a soundstage and turn it into an arrangement of Imagination aboard a spaceship? Can you stop critiquing your own performance long enough to just roll with the character? Or is there always an underlying element of “My god, do I really sound like that? I thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality!”?

  48. czeano says:
    7 August, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    In order: Galaxy Quest, Pure Genius, and an Indian metasyntactic greeting akin to “aloha”.
    That’s a 50 nerd point minus.

  49. Danyiel says:
    7 August, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I forget where I actually read about this, so the memory is a bit hazy on the details, but the legend goes that Riker’s beard came about after a WGA strike. Apparently, Jonathan Frakes just decided not to shave during that time, so once the strike was over and he stopped by Paramount to get the new scripts, Gene Roddenberry noticed his beard and liked it so much that he asked him to keep it. Funniest part about this story is that they had people in the makeup department using eyeliner to keep it evened out, so Riker’s beard really was a hell of a lot cooler looking than Jonathan Frakes’ actual beard.

  50. jasonfive says:
    7 August, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Yeah, I was just commenting on the crazy mix of references. BTW its Real Genius.
    Me: +50
    czeano: -10 for correction FAIL

Comments navigation

Newer comments

Comments are closed.

Search the archives

Creative Commons License

 

  • Instagram
©2025 WIL WHEATON dot NET | WordPress Theme by SuperbThemes
%d