In which societal progress is now measured in Hestons

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1. Heh. Just moments ago I went to the backyard arbor and got my hands on some damn dirty grapes.

2. Bwahahahaha.

3. Difficulty adjusted for +/- pairs of cold, dead hands.

4. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
   Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
   Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
   Oh… Dr. Zaius
   Help me Dr. Zaius!

5. I’m a teacher and I make my students watch Soylent Green and Planet of the Apes each year. YMMD!
   Since they worship Seth, I’ll have to point this out to them.
   And there was much rejoicing!

6. In Greek, the word “heston” means “to crap on” so in Greece Charlton Heston is known as Charlton Easton. Ah, random trivia how I love thee.

7. I await Seth MacFarlane’s The Omega Man reference/retort.

8. Can I play the piano anymore?
   Well of course you can
   Well I couldn’t before!

9. Don’t mess with the Hess

10. Shatner is talking about JJ Abrams and the next Star Trek.

11. LOL. I was so happy when Seth reinstated his account. The Family Guy writers all have the best Twitter accounts. @thesulk is always great. He’s the one who wrote the Blue Harvest Star Wars special. Very politically incorrect humor (obviously), but definitely worth following if you’re not easily offended.

12. Technical Correction: the smallest meaningful unit of Hestons is the MegaHeston. #granularityfail

13. Is there a currency conversion rate for Hestons to Derns? #SilentRunning

14. watch out for the funky zombies!!!

15. Random link:
    Penn and Teller’s BBS login screen from 1987

16. Scientists have recently discovered an even smaller quantum within the MegaHeston, which they're calling the O-MegaHeston.

17. You’ll only pry those tasty wafers away from me when I’m dead. From my cold, dead paws. From my cold, dead paws!

18. Alas we are only days away from finding out if the CCU will validate the use of the HellaHeston.

19. Woke up this morning…. got myself a gun… preferably a G21..

20. Mr. Heston, I am still awaiting the gun you said I could have…

21. Progress being made on the Soylent Green front: http://tiny.cc/w4cli
    (Doesn’t yell at me. It was my husband’s idea)

22. I may be late to the party here, but I couldn’t help but notice a few blog posts beginning with “In which…” Are you perchance a reader of Wondermark, Wil Wheaton?

23. Indeed, I am. I am a huge fan of Mister Malki!

24. Splendid! 😀

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