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a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery

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Yesterday, I said:

I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box.

So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:

I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing. I will ship the book USPS Priority mail no later than Monday, which should ensure that it arrives before Christmas, in case that's important to you.

I'll do this for $50 a book, which will include shipping and handling.

I only have 9 of these, but I'm not sure anyone is interested in this, so before I go and set up the ordering and payment information, I need to know if anyone reading this is actually interested.

This would be a first come, first served sort of thing, sold to the first 9 people who leave comments at some time tomorrow (I'll figure that out and update this post later, if it's going to happen). I can ship internationally, but the buyer would have to cover the cost of shipping, because it's damn expensive.

I wasn't sure that anyone would be interested, and I'm delighted to discover that I was wrong about that. Initially, I thought I'd make it first come, first served, but I thought that might be a bummer for anyone who can't be at their computer at, say, noon today or whatever. So I thought that it would be more fair to everyone if it was a lottery.

So here's what I'm going to do: For the next 24 hours (maybe a tiny bit longer, if I sleep late tomorrow), you can leave a comment on this post, if you're interested in buying one of these ultra-limited signed copies of The Happiest Days Of Our Lives. 

Tomorrow, I'll roll dice (you know, like we gaming geeks do) to pick nine people who, uh, get a Golden Ticket, I guess.

I'll contact those people by e-mail, to let them know that they can buy one of these books. When those people respond, I'll get details and give payment instructions.

A couple important notes:

I'm only set up to take payment from PayPal, so if you hate PayPal (and I'm right there with you), don't bother with this.

Please ensure that you have an e-mail address attached to your identity here, so I can find you if you're one of the 9. Do not leave your e-mail address in your comment, because spammerbots will grab it and make your life miserable.

I will ship internationally, but the buyer will be responsible for shipping (express shipping to countries outside of the US can be very expensive, so find out how much that's going to cost ahead of time, so you don't get any unpleasant surprises.)

Please, please, please, don't use multiple accounts to enter this more than once. I can't stop you, but that would be really unfair to other people.

These books will be numbered "2010 Holiday Super Funtimes 1-9".

Yay!

Updated: Wow, 419 entries! That's awesome. I'll roll dice and notify the nine by Monday. (It's a very busy weekend here in Wheatonland).

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419 thoughts on “a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery”

  1. TheTubaGeek says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Personally, I’d keep the book and just take Jeri Ryan 😉

  2. AntaresCD says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:08 am

    I am interested in this, sign me up! Let’s see how lucky your dice can be for me. Looking at the number of comments, it’s gonna take an unusually numbered die, or multiple rolls. Might be fun to see that as your next stupid cell phone video. =P

  3. Mike says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:08 am

    Count me in for the win!

  4. Jenthetiny says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:09 am

    How fun, I’d love a chance, and would be glad to send you funds via PayPal or donate them to charity of your choosing (WiggleWaggle 2011?).
    I signed in under my Twitter so hopefully that’ll allow you to connect with me if I win since I don’t see a way to do my e-mail address 🙁

  5. Beetlemaus says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:09 am

    count me in 😉 *fingerscrossed*

  6. SKEMERGrrl says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Me me me! :::::crossing fingers::::::

  7. SMChristian says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Please add this Canadian to the Lottery
    [x] I agree: I will need to pay more in postage – and it may not get to me in time for Christmas
    🙂

  8. Megan says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Me as well!

  9. Philip Martin says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:14 am

    add me to the lottery. thanks.

  10. TroyP23 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:15 am

    I’ll throw my name in for one.

  11. accioetoile says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Sign me up!

  12. Mary Nir says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:18 am

    I would like to be in the dice roll too! (I will be in SF this weekend, so if the gods of chance smile upon me, I may be a bit late in responding to email, but I should be back in my apartment Sunday night!)

  13. MarkSchneider says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:18 am

    You have a point there. Looks like the odds of winning a book will be quite slim, but the turnout of fans is AWESOME.
    Wil, you get a +10 to ego checks for at least the next 24 hours.

  14. Ragingaddgirl says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Totally would love one! Fingers crossed for lucky #3!

  15. Wesleyer says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Yes, please sign me up !

  16. Alice Harvey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:19 am

    I’m so in. Happy Holidays Wil, no matter whether I win or not! It’s always great to ready your blog. Seasons Greetings from Stone!

  17. Aaron Walker says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Sign me up for the lottery, Mr. Wheaton. What an honour!

  18. Toby Snedecor says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Senor Wheaton, I would be interested in purchasing a book of your fine writing!

  19. Acmefibres says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Oh do please enter me in the lottery! If I got a copy, I would hug it and squeeze it and call it George.

  20. me.yahoo.com/a/zi4IE_11kvtNuxcJNnqK11r9EdCsQmhTGA-- says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:22 am

    oooo! This would be a great gift for me to get my daughter! 😀

  21. Megan Reigner says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:23 am

    If I got this book
    I would write a haiku on
    my own happiness.

  22. Sean Kinkade says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:23 am

    How can I possibly not give it a shot.

  23. Terry_Wagner_ says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:25 am

    I am in!

  24. Julia Hanke says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Holiday Super Funtimes indeed! Count me in.

  25. Nicole G. says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:26 am

    Sign me up! Thanks for going through all this trouble. Very cool!

  26. Tamelam says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Hello Wil Wheaton…you can count me in!

  27. FedoraMike says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:28 am

    I’m in, sign me up 🙂

  28. twitter.com/jbrowca says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:28 am

    This makes me so happy! Count me in!

  29. Angel_On_Earth says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:28 am

    I would love to get one!

  30. Walkingintherain.wordpress.com says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:29 am

    Yes please Mr Wheaton sir! This is exactly what I’ve been wanting to get my sister for Christmas! Thanks.

  31. Daisy says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:30 am

    I’ve always had pretty good luck when the DM rolls for treasure.

  32. Robert Squires says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:31 am

    I am praying for a Christmas miracle or a chance to win a book lotto! (same thing)

  33. Jim says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:33 am

    I’m in.

  34. M Rongen says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Wil’s Lottery: I AM IN YOU!
    Hope my facebook/typepad login/registration shows my mail somewhere if you happen to need it *crosses fingers*

  35. Lynsey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Ooooo! I would love to be considered good sir!

  36. Jeswils.wordpress.com says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:37 am

    I’m in, it’s the perfect holiday gift to myself!

  37. Trevin says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Count me in!

  38. Scott Bartlett says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:39 am

    That sounds quite awesome! Sign me up.

  39. Nancy Kindraka says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:39 am

    I’m in! Thanks so much for making it a lottery. 😀

  40. Pegs_76 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:40 am

    I’m in… pick me pick me!

  41. Shubbe says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Yesplease!

  42. Andrew Beckwith says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:41 am

    Sign me up!

  43. Residentgeek says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:42 am

    I’ve got jury duty money burning a hole in my pocket. This is perfect.

  44. Sandeep Bhanote says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Please count me in!

  45. JohnnyFlash71 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:45 am

    Come on dice don’t fail me now. Daddy needs a new book!

  46. imjustkaren says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Yay! Add me in!

  47. PwSociety says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Yes, yes, and yes please! This would be the shining star to counter my otherwise crappy year.

  48. Scott Huff says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:47 am

    This would be a great gift for any number of people I know (though it would probably just stay with me). Sign me up!

  49. Amymyoung says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Count me in. 🙂

  50. Amymyoung says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:48 am

    or a couple of D20s! 🙂

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