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a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery

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Yesterday, I said:

I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box.

So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:

I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing. I will ship the book USPS Priority mail no later than Monday, which should ensure that it arrives before Christmas, in case that's important to you.

I'll do this for $50 a book, which will include shipping and handling.

I only have 9 of these, but I'm not sure anyone is interested in this, so before I go and set up the ordering and payment information, I need to know if anyone reading this is actually interested.

This would be a first come, first served sort of thing, sold to the first 9 people who leave comments at some time tomorrow (I'll figure that out and update this post later, if it's going to happen). I can ship internationally, but the buyer would have to cover the cost of shipping, because it's damn expensive.

I wasn't sure that anyone would be interested, and I'm delighted to discover that I was wrong about that. Initially, I thought I'd make it first come, first served, but I thought that might be a bummer for anyone who can't be at their computer at, say, noon today or whatever. So I thought that it would be more fair to everyone if it was a lottery.

So here's what I'm going to do: For the next 24 hours (maybe a tiny bit longer, if I sleep late tomorrow), you can leave a comment on this post, if you're interested in buying one of these ultra-limited signed copies of The Happiest Days Of Our Lives. 

Tomorrow, I'll roll dice (you know, like we gaming geeks do) to pick nine people who, uh, get a Golden Ticket, I guess.

I'll contact those people by e-mail, to let them know that they can buy one of these books. When those people respond, I'll get details and give payment instructions.

A couple important notes:

I'm only set up to take payment from PayPal, so if you hate PayPal (and I'm right there with you), don't bother with this.

Please ensure that you have an e-mail address attached to your identity here, so I can find you if you're one of the 9. Do not leave your e-mail address in your comment, because spammerbots will grab it and make your life miserable.

I will ship internationally, but the buyer will be responsible for shipping (express shipping to countries outside of the US can be very expensive, so find out how much that's going to cost ahead of time, so you don't get any unpleasant surprises.)

Please, please, please, don't use multiple accounts to enter this more than once. I can't stop you, but that would be really unfair to other people.

These books will be numbered "2010 Holiday Super Funtimes 1-9".

Yay!

Updated: Wow, 419 entries! That's awesome. I'll roll dice and notify the nine by Monday. (It's a very busy weekend here in Wheatonland).

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419 thoughts on “a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery”

  1. Blackmac says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Sounds awesome! I’m in!

  2. Tbuonocore says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:50 am

    I would be very interested in purchasing this book from you!

  3. Jp Paine says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:50 am

    I’d like to buy one of these books. FTW!

  4. Maggiebree says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Yes, please.

  5. James Hsiao says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:54 am

    Sign me up!

  6. Michael Hulsebus says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I’m in…just hope I don’t use ALL my lottery luck on this, powerball would be nice too.

  7. perfectpaper.wordpress.com says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Don’t care how, I want it now!
    (Pretty please, I’m not nasty like Veruca Salt!)

  8. Mike Coffey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:57 am

    I’d love one

  9. Blackwolf says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:57 am

    I’d love one of them.

  10. Valashar says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Before today, I’ve been a reader but never felt the need to sign up for comment privileges. This did it. May your dice be blessed, oh he-who-channels-Faust-Mason.

  11. Jim says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:59 am

    COME OOOOOOOON D20!!! Don’t fail me now!
    Droooool.

  12. Brundog says:
    17 December, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Sounds great! Count me in…

  13. Stephani Diamond says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Sadly, I don’t have $50 to spend. Hopefully I’ll be able to see you next time you’re in Portland, Oregon and I’ll have you sign my current copy.

  14. Kathy Henderson says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Count me in, too, please!!

  15. James Hsiao says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Sign me up (redux)! (I just realized that the link doesn’t actually have my email info, which can be found at james.placedhereforspammers.m.alsoplacedhereforspammers.hsiao.placedhere[at]spammers.gmail) – and it won’t let me edit my earlier comment anymore.

  16. Da1King says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Count me in for your lottery!

  17. Michael Bulzomi says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:02 am

    I would like to have one of these books as well. Sign me up!

  18. Joseph Boss says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:02 am

    Very interested!

  19. Kathy Glick Miller says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Neat! Here’s hoping. *crosses fingers* My email address is kathyglickmiller at gmail if it doesn’t show via my login.

  20. twitter.com/pencilneckgeek says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Sign me up, man! ([email protected])

  21. Hubersan says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Lacking in witty retort, says I.
    Purchase a fancypants book, I would like!

  22. MarkSchneider says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:07 am

    At the rate this is going, he is going to have to throw a whole handful of dice. I am guessing it will take an hour to just make the list of names with numbers besides them!

  23. LauraDryad says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:07 am

    This would be an amazing book to add to my library. Please add me to the lottery list!

  24. twitter.com/SPeitsch says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:08 am

    This is my lottery ticket. I want to win!
    (Hate Paypal but what can you do…)
    *Fingers crossed* 🙂

  25. Martin Beerbom says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Wohoo!
    Sign me up. I did not yesterday, since there were already more than nine comments.

  26. eoyount says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Yes, please.

  27. The Director says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:15 am

    Count me in 🙂

  28. David7118 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:21 am

    I’m very interested. Thanks for doing this!

  29. Kyle mauller says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:24 am

    I would like in on this!

  30. Lindawg says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:25 am

    I had to sign in with Twitter. If you can’t get to my email address from here, just leave me a direct message on Twitter and I’ll get it.
    🙂

  31. webfrog01 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:25 am

    This is awesome! Pleeease sign me up, too!^^

  32. Kaufman says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:26 am

    Please pick me!
    (I’m speaking to the dice, of course)

  33. Iamthemythos says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:27 am

    I never win anything, so I don’t expect to win this. I’m entering in case fate decides to prove me wrong. 😉

  34. cognitive dissident says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:27 am

    I have no clever comment at the moment, but I’d love to get lucky!

  35. Mmorg85 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Wil, I’m not sure you have dice large enough, but please add me to the list. My username above at comcast dot net

  36. Felar says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Oh! That would be awesome! Sign me up!

  37. Jskentzos says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:30 am

    WOOT! Do want!

  38. kmauller90 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:31 am

    I’m still hoping that the rolling of dice is done via Ustream.

  39. Jinimcclelland.blogspot.com says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Count me in for the awesomeness!

  40. robynmeiriona says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:38 am

    This is such a great idea! Count me in!

  41. Gratzy says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:42 am

    Sign me up!!!! Thanks!

  42. Valerie Burge says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:42 am

    The odds may be against me and the situation might be grim. But, it sure does sound fun. I’d love to buy a copy of the book.

  43. Jonathan Weiss says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:43 am

    I’m in, this would be great.

  44. Chris says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:44 am

    I’m in, roll my number, please! This would be an excellent read over the Christmas break… Can’t wait to see you at GenCon again!
    By the way, I love finding great things like this when you do some deep cleaning! It usually takes me 3 – 4 times longer to clean when I run across this type of treasure!

  45. Bily__ says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Me wantz plz

  46. twitter.com/SRKMike75 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I’d love to be included in the pool for this. And thanks for giving everybody a chance.
    SRK
    p.s. Don’t forget to roll out all the 1’s before you start…

  47. Snlu178 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:48 am

    *Raises Hand* Ohh Ohh Pick Me!

  48. Heather_sn1fan says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:49 am

    I want in!

  49. Kwbeck says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Yes, please.

  50. Arithon32 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:53 am

    Sign me up! This would totally make my wife’s Christmas!

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