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a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery

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Yesterday, I said:

I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box.

So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:

I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing. I will ship the book USPS Priority mail no later than Monday, which should ensure that it arrives before Christmas, in case that's important to you.

I'll do this for $50 a book, which will include shipping and handling.

I only have 9 of these, but I'm not sure anyone is interested in this, so before I go and set up the ordering and payment information, I need to know if anyone reading this is actually interested.

This would be a first come, first served sort of thing, sold to the first 9 people who leave comments at some time tomorrow (I'll figure that out and update this post later, if it's going to happen). I can ship internationally, but the buyer would have to cover the cost of shipping, because it's damn expensive.

I wasn't sure that anyone would be interested, and I'm delighted to discover that I was wrong about that. Initially, I thought I'd make it first come, first served, but I thought that might be a bummer for anyone who can't be at their computer at, say, noon today or whatever. So I thought that it would be more fair to everyone if it was a lottery.

So here's what I'm going to do: For the next 24 hours (maybe a tiny bit longer, if I sleep late tomorrow), you can leave a comment on this post, if you're interested in buying one of these ultra-limited signed copies of The Happiest Days Of Our Lives. 

Tomorrow, I'll roll dice (you know, like we gaming geeks do) to pick nine people who, uh, get a Golden Ticket, I guess.

I'll contact those people by e-mail, to let them know that they can buy one of these books. When those people respond, I'll get details and give payment instructions.

A couple important notes:

I'm only set up to take payment from PayPal, so if you hate PayPal (and I'm right there with you), don't bother with this.

Please ensure that you have an e-mail address attached to your identity here, so I can find you if you're one of the 9. Do not leave your e-mail address in your comment, because spammerbots will grab it and make your life miserable.

I will ship internationally, but the buyer will be responsible for shipping (express shipping to countries outside of the US can be very expensive, so find out how much that's going to cost ahead of time, so you don't get any unpleasant surprises.)

Please, please, please, don't use multiple accounts to enter this more than once. I can't stop you, but that would be really unfair to other people.

These books will be numbered "2010 Holiday Super Funtimes 1-9".

Yay!

Updated: Wow, 419 entries! That's awesome. I'll roll dice and notify the nine by Monday. (It's a very busy weekend here in Wheatonland).

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419 thoughts on “a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery”

  1. MarkSchneider says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:54 am

    LOL. I feel like Gollum.
    Gives me the Precious!
    MY PRECIOUS!
    Dirty hobittes tries to take it away from me!

  2. Athanyel says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Sign me up! My address is my Twitter account at google’s fantastic mail service.
    Here’s to hoping this will join “I Am Not Spock” on my bookshelf.

  3. Wiredwiz says:
    17 December, 2010 at 10:57 am

    Count me in

  4. MistressMousey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Ooh! Count me in, sir! 🙂

  5. Erin Thomas says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Count me in as well. My book queue is getting a bit short and it looks like a cracking read. 🙂

  6. Sttng7 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:00 am

    I would definitely like an opportunity to get this book, signed. Something like that.

  7. Michael Porter says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Add

  8. BluefireJaguar says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Oooh! If I get picked, that would be pretty cool. If not, I’ll see you at Emerald City Comic Con in the spring! 🙂

  9. BluefireJaguar says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Also, it seems that my email is not direct linked on here…so…if I get picked, you can message me on Twitter. I will see it! 🙂

  10. Michael Porter says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Add me

  11. Steven Cox says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:12 am

    me me me… i want one 😀

  12. DJ says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:13 am

    Yes please sign me up thank you please!

  13. Dorgon says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:16 am

    I’m in! Thanks!

  14. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawkKBX5AKFSk79St77kX_4tSZDXBv6g1s6Y says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Wil, if the dice pick me you SO have to ship overseas… I probably was the only kid in germany who watched TNG in the early nineties partly BECAUSE of wesley, not despite of him. Merry christmas!

  15. Amber McGlynn says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Why yes indeedy-do, I’d love to be included in the book buying lottery!

  16. Krista says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Sign me up, please! Thanks!

  17. Gortok says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:20 am

    I don’t know if signing in with twitter allows my email; but my twitter is @gortok.
    I’m in!

  18. Al E. says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Were I to be able to procure one of these, it would become a cherished family heirloom, passed from generation to generation until finally our Robot Overlords confiscate it. To what end, I do not know.

  19. twitter.com/davewhitehead says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:23 am

    I’m your huckleberry.
    (Yes, please! My wife would love this.)

  20. ignoramus012 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:24 am

    I’d like to throw my hat in the ring, please!

  21. Oliver Grigsby says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Hi, I’m in for one! *prays to the dice gods*

  22. RallyNavvie says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Sign me up, I’m feeling lucky. However I don’t think my years of experience as a DM will allow me to manipulate this roll 🙁

  23. Eric Key says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:31 am

    I’m in, totally!!

  24. Bearsfanemily says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Pick me pretty please!

  25. Sharon Bartner says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Yes, please! It would cement my title as Best Sister Ever.

  26. Emailskinny.wordpress.com says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Roll me a winner, Wil!

  27. James Morey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:49 am

    I can think of at least half a dozen people who would love a copy, so I’m in on it too!
    Also: Huzzah for chance!

  28. Martin Dawson says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Oh yes sign me up! If I win can I please have 7 of 9!

  29. Carole Rinear says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:57 am

    I’d say pretty please, but alas, the physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
    (fibrejunky at gmail dot com)

  30. Brenda Carroll says:
    17 December, 2010 at 11:59 am

    Make it so, Mr. Crusher… Sorry, I had to. I’d love to be entered into the contest 😀

  31. Matt Beran says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    bortaS bIr jablu’DI reh QaQou’ nay’, Mr. Wheaton.
    (Would love a book!)

  32. Torrey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    I would love a chance! 🙂

  33. Abenco says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    Put me down!

  34. Ryan Shanahan says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    I’ll throw my name in the hat.

  35. Pam - Tarheel in NYC says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    I’d like to throw my hat in the ring, please.
    Thank you 🙂

  36. Crombinator says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    I am interested!

  37. Thane9 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Sign me up. Just use my username at ameritech(dot)net.
    Let those autoemail grabbers grab on that.

  38. Rex McConnell says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Yes please!

  39. Gwendolyn Clemens says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    I’m in. 😀

  40. Ryn Sullivan says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    I’m in!

  41. Tasha Rivera says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    I will give this a go! Never can have too many autographed books.

  42. dkplewis says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    A) Please count me in to this awesome book lottery.
    B) Please post a photo of the number of dice you’re going to have roll for this 🙂 Actually, you do have a few spares laying around, as I recall!

  43. Aaron Head says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    I’m in…

  44. Daniele Canavesio says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Ding! I’m in!

  45. seth says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    count me in! fingers crossed!

  46. Mags Carson says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    Count me in – I would LOVE to win! Thanks for doing this – very nice of you!

  47. Hdibner says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    I will throw my hat in the ring and participate in this mortal combat…I mean lottery. Thank you for making the opportunity more accessible to those of us with time constraints even though I’m sure it has made your job about a bazillion times harder.
    As others have noted, I don’t think the Twitter sign in gives you a direct e-mail link, so I’m hannah at ecosystem dot com

  48. MyKimPeters says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Sign me up!

  49. kellyat123 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Please! 😀

  50. Carol Frederick says:
    17 December, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    I would love to buy a copy!

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