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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

a very limited (I mean VERY limited) autographed book lottery

Posted on 17 December, 2010 By Wil

Yesterday, I said:

I found nine hardback copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives that I must have put there when they first arrived at my house a couple of years ago. They look as perfect as they did the day they were taken out of the box.

So I have this idea to sell them, that goes like this:

I will number these books 1-9, and sign them to whomever the buyer wants, with a dedication of my choosing. I will ship the book USPS Priority mail no later than Monday, which should ensure that it arrives before Christmas, in case that's important to you.

I'll do this for $50 a book, which will include shipping and handling.

I only have 9 of these, but I'm not sure anyone is interested in this, so before I go and set up the ordering and payment information, I need to know if anyone reading this is actually interested.

This would be a first come, first served sort of thing, sold to the first 9 people who leave comments at some time tomorrow (I'll figure that out and update this post later, if it's going to happen). I can ship internationally, but the buyer would have to cover the cost of shipping, because it's damn expensive.

I wasn't sure that anyone would be interested, and I'm delighted to discover that I was wrong about that. Initially, I thought I'd make it first come, first served, but I thought that might be a bummer for anyone who can't be at their computer at, say, noon today or whatever. So I thought that it would be more fair to everyone if it was a lottery.

So here's what I'm going to do: For the next 24 hours (maybe a tiny bit longer, if I sleep late tomorrow), you can leave a comment on this post, if you're interested in buying one of these ultra-limited signed copies of The Happiest Days Of Our Lives. 

Tomorrow, I'll roll dice (you know, like we gaming geeks do) to pick nine people who, uh, get a Golden Ticket, I guess.

I'll contact those people by e-mail, to let them know that they can buy one of these books. When those people respond, I'll get details and give payment instructions.

A couple important notes:

I'm only set up to take payment from PayPal, so if you hate PayPal (and I'm right there with you), don't bother with this.

Please ensure that you have an e-mail address attached to your identity here, so I can find you if you're one of the 9. Do not leave your e-mail address in your comment, because spammerbots will grab it and make your life miserable.

I will ship internationally, but the buyer will be responsible for shipping (express shipping to countries outside of the US can be very expensive, so find out how much that's going to cost ahead of time, so you don't get any unpleasant surprises.)

Please, please, please, don't use multiple accounts to enter this more than once. I can't stop you, but that would be really unfair to other people.

These books will be numbered "2010 Holiday Super Funtimes 1-9".

Yay!

Updated: Wow, 419 entries! That's awesome. I'll roll dice and notify the nine by Monday. (It's a very busy weekend here in Wheatonland).

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  1. Scott says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Okay this is the real me. =P Strolan007 is the yahoo me. Didn’t realize I had to sign in to have a available email!

  2. caro_i says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Count me in please!

  3. Kelly says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    Count me in!

  4. Johnna Rey says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    I am interested as well.

  5. Xuff says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Count me in for a chance to win!

  6. Dstodd says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Me too please!

  7. Lordenigma says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Sign me up. This is my twitter account – that should work right? If not, slap a 47 and a gmail dotcom on the end of it, and that’ll work.

  8. Bsv567 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Sign me up

  9. Theresa says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    I would love one! I could give it to my husband as a gift, along with the tricorder!

  10. Cjstaggs says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Hey, put my name in the hat!

  11. Beth says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    I’m in! *crosses fingers*

  12. TW George says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Count me among those interested. *hopes for lucky dice*

  13. Tom Klaus says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    I’ll toss my hat into this. My wife would like this as a Christmas present.

  14. Tim says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Yes, have some. Specifically, I would like to have some book goodness.

  15. Sgtpeper says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    I’m not gonna lie to you Marge, I want In!

  16. Vetnoir says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I’d be quite happy to have one Mr. Wheaton!!!

  17. knitcrazybooknut says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Yes please! I would love one.

  18. Rachel Blackman says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Booooooooooooks. (For proper effect, imagine that said in a zombie-like ‘braaaaaaaaains’ tone.)

  19. byoung1084 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Count me in!

  20. Tasha Gibbs says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Wanna wanna wanna….. So Santa-Wil please put my name on your list…not gonna say if I been nice or naughty…the dice know.

  21. Cesar Negrete says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    count me in, good buddy.

  22. 0olaurao0 says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Ultimate Christmas love to Mr. Wheaton^_^
    *blows on dice*

  23. jslicer says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    I’ll toss my lot into the virtual hat. I have one of these already (heck, maybe 2 if I remember correctly) but giving one to friends is always a capital idea.

  24. Dave Diamond says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    This is really, cool, Wil. Thanks for the opportunity! And yeah, count me the heck in!!

  25. anlon says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Please to roll my number!

  26. Brian T says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    I want a chance!!

  27. Aaron says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    I’m definitely interested.

  28. Jonathan Disher says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I totally want one!

  29. Lexi Luthor says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    I am in!
    Thank you!!

  30. Gregory Maroda says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Do want!

  31. Antyrael says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Sign me up ๐Ÿ™‚

  32. Joel says:
    17 December, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Me, too, please! Have fun with your random number generators.

  33. Amkb says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    I have Memories of the Future, and I picked up Just a Geek at a local used bookstore the other day. One of these would be a great addition to my collection!

  34. Eykir says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    I already have a copy, but I know someone who it would make a great Christmas present for.

  35. meeshlr says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    I would also like to “win” the chance to buy one of these books. It’s like ebay only much better! Thanks.

  36. Eric Key says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    I tried to put my hat in the ring earlier but didn’t see my name up there, so I will try again..I amd so in and hope my intel is right trying to get in!!

  37. Gjlowe says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    I would love to buy one of your signed books! I love the blog and follow on Twitter!

  38. Benjamin says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Lottery, I am in you!

  39. Jim Stark says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Dude, I am so in.
    On another note: I picked up Munchkin for my kids for Christmas based on your recent post. I can’t wait to play it with them. ๐Ÿ™‚

  40. Thegreattimb says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Good, golly there are a lot of people with a Grant burning a hole in their pockets!
    I signed in via Twitter, Wil, (no typepad account) so I’m not sure how this will do for allowing you to email me in the very small chance that I will have the honor of buying one of your very limited editions. Feel free to direct message me on twitter @thegreattimb as an alternate means of communication. Have fun with the dice rolling!

  41. Dan Van Der Werf says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    I’d also like to try my luck with the die roll……Critical Failure?????? WHHHHHHHHEAAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

  42. Vaba says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I would love to be included in the chance for one of the final 9.
    Thank you for your consideration.

  43. Bakimono says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    One more for the great big spinning drum of destiny please!

  44. Ncbarnard says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    I was waffling on this for a while, but I’ve decided, I’m all in for an autographed book..

  45. Andreas says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Throwing my lot into the pot too.
    Evil Wil, gimme headaches over intl shipping….come oooonnn… ๐Ÿ˜‰
    (I hope the FB connect works..)

  46. Marcus Penn says:
    17 December, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    I’m in, dude!

  47. Alduzfl says:
    17 December, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    I would love a chance at one! Thanks!

  48. Jillian Davis says:
    17 December, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Definitely want in on this ๐Ÿ™‚ *fingers crossed*

  49. Brad Huffman says:
    17 December, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Ummmm….. Yes, please. Would make for quite the nice Christmas present.

  50. Phoebe says:
    17 December, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    I would love a copy ;D
    I’ve seen sites online where you can put in the number of entries ie 1 -400 and it will randomly pick numbers, maybe that would be better then dice.

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