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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Posted on 3 December, 2010 By Wil

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This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).

*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.

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  1. Dean Davey says:
    5 December, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Seven locals were overwhelmed with joy this Smurfmas season upon discovering a very rare Will Wheaton collectable with lifelike hugging action.

  2. ambeart says:
    5 December, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    “My sword glows blue…”
    or
    “Who knew being Blue Beetle would get me here!(sigh)”

  3. Jason says:
    5 December, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    That kid is back on the escalator again.

  4. Victoria Bourne says:
    5 December, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    LOL! good one!

  5. Chrissy Marston says:
    5 December, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Wil finally found something he would like to have a sweater made from!!

  6. Anglib78 says:
    5 December, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    God Smurf us, every one… and alternately… The CLAAAAAAAWWWW! (Their blank stares remind me of the little aliens in Toy Story. :-D)

  7. Joshua says:
    5 December, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Some would say Wil began to take his personal motto, don’t be a dick, a little too far toward the end.

  8. Jrlentini says:
    5 December, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Though he silently sat smiling, Scaredy Smurf secretly wished he had the courage to tell Wil he was really uncomfortable with this level of affection.

  9. edr777 says:
    5 December, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    Happiness is 1D7 of Smurf

  10. Amy_geek says:
    5 December, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    The smurfs were all smiling and happy until they realized that Wil intended to take the place of Smurfette.

  11. ColDenDeo says:
    5 December, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    “Oh smurf me. He’s keeps mumbling about Smurfette, and that thing smurfing me in the back is three apples tall but sure as smurf ain’t Brainy.”

  12. PenceFan says:
    5 December, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    Wil taking a phone call: “I’d really love to help ya’ but I’ve got my hands full right now.”

  13. Trueenough says:
    5 December, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Seven of a kind beats a Full Mushroom-House.

  14. twitter.com/saramrm says:
    5 December, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    How many Smurfs can a Smurf smurf if a Smurf could smurf Smurfs?

  15. Dave Bishop says:
    6 December, 2010 at 12:09 am

    An advance still from Wil’s next big project – Blue Man Group: The Next Generation

  16. UK_Hardgeek says:
    6 December, 2010 at 5:40 am

    Look annoying optimistic happy good lucky fantasy characters…and some Smurfs.

  17. chilepepper says:
    6 December, 2010 at 6:17 am

    In which Wil Wheaton joins the Blue Man Group.
    -wait, that’s not…
    –shut up, let him have his moment

  18. Stephen Evermore says:
    6 December, 2010 at 6:20 am

    With only six needed to make gold, one couldn’t help but wonder what Wil had in store for the seventh smurf.

  19. chilepepper says:
    6 December, 2010 at 6:21 am

    The story of Snow White like you never heard before.

  20. Stephen Evermore says:
    6 December, 2010 at 6:23 am

    Vote!

  21. Cursive-queen says:
    6 December, 2010 at 7:01 am

    Happiness is a warm smurf

  22. Cursive-queen says:
    6 December, 2010 at 7:02 am

    Happiness is a warm smurf

  23. Unhelpfultips says:
    6 December, 2010 at 7:19 am

    And as waves of Macy’s security agents swarmed, hurdling stricken grandmothers collapsed in great polyester heaps, It dawned on Wil that perhaps this, too, was a love that dare not speak its name.

  24. Wdragone says:
    6 December, 2010 at 7:30 am

    (To the tune of The Wall)
    Wil Whea-ton is just a . . . nother smurf at the mall.

  25. chabuhi says:
    6 December, 2010 at 7:37 am

    OK, I know I missed the deadline, but …
    “Wasn’t this a Fable III quest?”

  26. Nbueno says:
    6 December, 2010 at 9:40 am

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/28547020@N06/5238099397/
    ♫I’ll have a blue Christmas to spite you
    I’ll get my bloooo-thulu to smite you ♫

  27. Allison Kennon-Frink says:
    6 December, 2010 at 9:47 am

    The whole changing your profile picture to your favourite cartoon charicter on Facebook was created by this man, beause he has an unnatural obsession with Smurfs. He is using all the pictures of smurfs to identify other people who like smurfs, friend them, then brain wash them to join his cult. It was currently on the programme- Internet Frauds and will apparently be on tv some time tonite,put this on your status to warn people and change your prifile picture back PLEASE PASS ON !!!

  28. kristinalead says:
    6 December, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Mmm… Smurfmuffins…

  29. Tyrex says:
    6 December, 2010 at 10:02 am

    Group therapy results “better than expected” for Smurf family, shown here in joyful reunion with estranged relative Gargamel.

  30. thefuzzyslug says:
    6 December, 2010 at 10:27 am

    The Wheaton was nestled all snug in his smurfs,
    While visions of smurfy-smurfing smurfed in his smurf.

  31. Hockeybrad says:
    6 December, 2010 at 10:38 am

    The Gargamel reconciliation was going smurfingly until the group hug ran too long and started to feel a bit smurfy.

  32. TBonz says:
    6 December, 2010 at 11:05 am

    “I’m blue, da bi dee, da ba die.”

  33. Scott W. says:
    6 December, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Wil celebrates being selected for the lead role in the new live-action Smurf movie with his fellow cast mates.

  34. whatupdog says:
    6 December, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    In an unseen double cross Wil switches allegiance from Target to Macy’s(?)

  35. zume says:
    6 December, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Resistance is futile. You will be cuddled.

  36. Shayde says:
    6 December, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    You never forget your first gang-smurf.

  37. DarthKuester says:
    6 December, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    The team photo for the Wesley Crusher basketball team.

  38. DarthKuester says:
    6 December, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    Smurfs…Evil Wil Wheaton’s kryptonite.

  39. DarthKuester says:
    6 December, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Breaking News: Wil Wheaton suffocates 7 children at once during a meet and greet at local department store.

  40. DarthKuester says:
    6 December, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    Wil Wheaton rehearsing for new role in a movie about the TSA.

  41. twitter.com/CommiePuddin says:
    6 December, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    For just 70 cents a day, less than a cup of coffee, you can sponsor one of these precious smurfs.

  42. Jeff Donaldson says:
    6 December, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    “I’m never gonna feel this way about anyone else”

  43. Ignatz says:
    8 December, 2010 at 9:18 am

    It started – for me, it started – last Thursday, in response to an urgent message, I hurried home from a convention I’d been attending. At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn’t. Something evil had taken possession of the town…

  44. Jeff Yoak says:
    12 December, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Wil Wheaton is hugging smurfs. Your argument is invalid.

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