merry smurfin’ smurfmas, mothersmurfers

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Wil_smurfs

This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).

*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.

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Comments (744)

  1. “YEEEAARRRRRRRRHHH!!!! These fuckin Smurfs are GREEAAATTT for huggin!”
    Thank you. Please send me a private message so that I can let you know where you can send the prize.

  10. Dr. Wil Wheaton (Evil)Ph.D has at last perfected his Smurf Cloning Device, his plans to overrun the world in a seething mass of blue coming that much closer to fruition.

  12. Wil Wheaton’s career has taken a blow as he stars as Lenny Small in a low budget take on Of Mice and Men. Pictured above, Lenny’s infamous puppy petting scene.

  22. Cool .. 3 posts in a single comment.
    My caption “DM succumbs to mass Charm +5 spell”
    Could also solve your creative dilemma in having your village attacked by a horde of evil charismatic creatures..
    or by a rampaging, village-threatening alot. 🙂
    Cheers Mate.

  25. As Wil relived warm, fuzzy childhood memories, little did he realize that Jokey Smurf was hard at work on the other side of the escalators….

  26. Sorry everyone- my computer has been acting very badly! I haven’t been able to delete my comments, and am very humbly apologetic!

  29. To illustrate that Star Trek residuals aren’t nearly as much as you’d think, Wil Wheaton takes a seasonal job at Macy’s as a Smurf plushy display.

  32. Security cameras caught this man, cackling evilly, after he taunted an elderly woman and made away with her Christmas shopping. When questioned about the attack, the elderly woman, obviously in shock, could only sob, “Poor, poor, Moon Pie.”

  33. Much like Cruella de Vil, Wil had a seemingly interminable longing for a coat fashioned of innocent creatures. His longing, it would appear, was one simple step away from being sated.
    Two, technically, if he bothered to kill the smurfs before skinning them.
    Sick bastard.

  34. He’s climbin’ down yer escalators,
    He’s snatchin’ yer Smurfs up,
    Tryna rape ’em so,
    Hide yo Smurfs, hide yo Smurfs,
    Hide yo Smurfs, hide yo Smurfs.

  36. “I was born a poor smurf child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi…”

  44. Due to problems with the Dwarven actor’s guilld bylaws Wil must use smurfs in his audition video for Peter Jackson’s “The Hobbit.”

  47. “Guys, if he keeps his eyes shut for five more seconds, we can open the portal and wake dread Smurfthulhu. An eternity of icy, raspberry-flavored blissful sorrow awaits!”

  49. “..His publicist later released a statement saying that while his compulsion to steal was known to his psychiatrist, the sudden onset of narcolepsy that lead to his capture by police was triggered by exposure to polystyrene fumes.”

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