This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).
*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.
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Later that night, Wil discovered, to his horror, that Smurves do indeed have genitalia.
‘Yes I loved the smurfs, and I’m now reliving my childhood memories… now get off my lawn’
Wil kept smiling, knowing his cunning plan for Smurf annihilation would only work if they thought he loved them
Uhh. Hey Guys? Where the smurf is Smurfette? Cause it’s looking like a smurfin sausage fest here now!
“Although I did extremely well scholastically, my lack of human understanding often created social obstacles.”
Smurf smurf smurf, smurf smurf smurf smurf. Smurf smurf smurf smurf; smurf smurf. Smurf!*
*Translates to the words that make up the winning caption.
He stepped on his ride, moving stairs to the top,
And started to rise, with the friends he had bought.
He had seen them on sale; a special, blue light.
“Happy Smurfing to all, and to all a good night.”
Smurf Yeah!!!
Homosexual polyamory is just smurfy.
E! BREAKING NEWS: Wil Wheaton leaks his audition tape for the movie version of “How Many Five-Year-Olds Can You Take in a Fight?”
All those child support payments must really make you blue, huh?
“Well you can just paint me blue and call me Papa!”
One squeeze turned the whole gaggle into Inappropriately Happy Smurf.
Wil, before his THE SMURFS MOVIE voiceover audition, turns to the source for some inspiration.
Why is this big pink dude smiling, and why is he hugging us so tightly? Ut oh…..
Weirdest sequel to “Big Love” ever.
Unbeknownst to Wil, this was not the true meaning of “feeling blue”.
This first take of the Wesley Crushers scene didn’t work as Wil wasn’t evil enough. The second take was too disturbing.
Having finally captured the Smurfs, Gargamel could at last live out his dream
And I will love them and hug them and pet them and name them George
Oh, Hefty, how I’ve missed you! I smurf you so much, I can never have enough of you.
“What we are not seeing … is the ‘other’ smurfs in the bottom half of the picture!”
That’s smurf-tacular! Okay, you’re all next! Now we can all mark off a box on our creative calendar! Don’t you feel smurfy or what??
The Band of Festive Smurfs is now joined by a Wandering Wheaton.
Are you ever… lonely?
(obscure TNG reference, if you’ll allow me)
Wil loves them only because under every red hat… is helmet hair.
Santa’s employment of the smurf workforce started out blissfully but lasted only one holiday season, abruptly ending Christmas morning after every child awoke to an exploding gift box.
As ordained by the late King “I’ll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas”
This pic to be included in the special edition author signed copy of the year 2040 book, “Those Days Were Happy, Too”
Who knew babysitting the Blue Man Group’s kids could be so fun?
Upon failing the blue man group audition, many blue children were kidnapped. WITH. NO. RANSOM.
After being sprayed with oxytocin at the perfume counter, Wil needed to hug something that wouldn’t slap him.
Infamous smurf strangler strikes again!!
Tis the season to get your Smurf love on.
“I never smurfed any smurfs later on like the smurfs I smurfed when I was thirty-eight. Jesus, does anysmurf?”
Citing backlash against both the full body scanners and the more evasive pat downs, the TSA has begun testing yet another alternate screening method. Apparently it’s a hit with some travelers as (name withheld) was heard screaming “Touch my junk! Touch my junk!” Stay tuned for more developments.
Wil and his brothers audition for Avatar.
White Sheep of the Family. But we love him anyway.
Wil knew he had an unfair disadvantage during the Festivus “Feats of Strength”. But he couldn’t resist!
I love this best. Even better than mine – which I woke up at four a.m. to post.
“Don’t Be A Dick” done right.
Police described the suspect as a male in his thirties, brown hair, brown eyes, and bearded. He was last seen cuddling a gaggle of Smurfs.
Who needs friends who only comment when you’re offering to give them something when you’ve got this many Smurfs?
The family always smiled and nodded regarding Wil’s smurf-collection at first. However, as the years went on and he never seemed to get around to adding Smurfette to the collection, “Creepy Uncle Willy” stopped being asked to the family holidays.
Reunited after 12 long years, Wil Wheaton and the 7 smurfs traveled down memory lane…on an escalator…in a store. Reaching the bottom, they decided it was time to let go of the painful past and start anew, and the group hug was inevitable and touching. Find out what caused the split up in the first place, on our next episode of “Nerd Entertainment Tonight”. This is Sheila O. reporting and wishing you all a very Nerdy Christmas.
SMURFPILE!
I don’t care what you say Mother, they are my family now and I love them!
“Down in Smurfville they say,
That Gargamel’s heart grew three sizes that day.”
Repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Smurf!
I love the Picture.
Caption: Smurfette is really happy with all these “Dazzaling” Men. She literally said this as a reply “OHHHH YEAH ORGY TIME!”
I love you Wil! But not an a creepy way……Okay maybe in a creepy way.