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*sings*
‘O Come Unto Wil, all ye who gently Squee’
(With no diss meant to Handel or the Seasonal Higher Power)
Merry Ho-Ho to all
Blogger Smurf, this time your love of Smurfs has gone too far!
-Papa Smurf
*sings*
‘O Come Unto Will, All Ye Who Gently Squee’
(With no disrespect to Handel…whom I sang in many a voice lesson.)
Merry Ho Ho to all
Make it sew.
smurfy hugs just feel so good! um…does anyone have a tissue?
Wil Wheaton: He will hug us all til we turn into plushie smurfs.:3
How to Nerd it out at Macy’s!
Step One: Hug a bunch of Smurfs and Squeeee out loud!
Most curious creature, Captain. It’s smurfing seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system.
“Screw that guy in the Skittles commercial. Having the power to turn everything I touch into Smurfs is WAAAAAY cooler than that.”
Wil Wheaton feeling a little blue.
Let’s go Smurfin’ now, everybody’s Smurfin’ how, come on Smurf Safari with me
Move over Brainy Smurf, here comes Geeky Smurf!
It was the weirdest and coolest wootstock fan meet-up ever! Merry Woot-mas to all and to all a good night!!
I dont know how to say this Will, but your septuplets, while adorable, shouldn’t be blue…
Smurf me up!
After their capture, Gargamel was happy to find that his prized smurf snuggie proved to be quite comfortable.
As he smiles contently, Wil Wheaton notes with serene contentment that Tribbles have nothing on Smurfs.
Desperately, Wil finds more creative ways to dispose of his bed bugs.
This, boys and girls, is how we get rid of those holiday blues.
With his +7 Human Illusion spell (fashioned after his favorite human) about to expire, Papa Smurf returns to the village with all the young smurfs who’d been out in the world enjoying their Rumshpringa.
Smurf#1: mmmph, I’m squished. What’s happening?
Smurf#2: that dude wants to hug us
Smurf#3: awww, that’s so sweet, he looks so happy
Smurf#4: actually, it’s kinda weird
Smurf#5: he seems familiar, but I don’t have a good angle to see him from down here
Smurf#6: OMG its that one guy from whatsitcalled, he’s EVIL, he’s going to KILL us!
Smurf#7: OK on the count of three, everyone scream. 1—2—-
Before our heroes could escape the clutches of the villain, #7’s little lungs were squeezed and he could not utter the word “three.” All seven will be remembered forever for their bravery.
One smurf, Two smurf, Wil Smurf, Blue smurf.
Wil Wheaton hugging his army of smurf clones.
Your argument is…enitrely vaild. Carry on.
Let’s hope he doesn’t want to Smurf us too.
Never again in history had the faces of stuffed animals been as appropriate as when being hugged by Wil Wheaton
Sheldon Cooper suddenly realized that there was only one man evil enough to kidnap his signed limited-edition 1983 Christmas Smurf plush collection.
Wil Wheaton finally deals with his abandonment issues with the 80’s.
Knowing the Santa Smurfs are only sextuplets, Wil Wheaton listens for the ticking that will reveal which is al-Qaeda Smurf in disguise.
Aw smurf, man, he’s smurfing the smurf out of us!
No matter how hard he tried, Wil could not hold his breath long enough to blend in with his new-found friends.
Spielberg’s classic E.T. remake starring Wil Wheaton as the lovable alien. Coming in 2011! Phone home, motherfuckers!
Smurfin’ beer, smurfin’ beer. It don’t take much to turn you queer.
Uh, prince? You’re supposed to go for Snow White.
Well, in Los Angeles they say that Evil Wil Wheaton’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
Nothin’ says loving like… SMURFS!
what about the Funzos?
“Ah, crap. That bearded guy is back AGAIN… how many smurf group hugs does one guy need in a day, anyway? Bah – okay everyone, fake smiles, look interested…”
Why is it, whenever we all go Christmas shopping, we get mobbed by these Weird Wil Wheaton’s!!
Well, I couldn’t find any swans a-swimming…
Wil Wheaton relaxes between takes on the Heechee Heaven set of Beyond the Blue Event Horizon, the film adaptation of Frederik Pohl’s Hugo-nominated novel.
Papa Smurf Smurfs all the little Smurfs. All the little smurfs of the world.
Garga-Wil has been at the Smurfnog again, thank Snurf he’s a happy drunk
Wil Wheaton’s childhood dream finally came true.
Smurfs: The final frontier. These are the voyages of Wil Wheaton
Like many former Star Trek cast members Wil developed a predilection for strange, non human species.
Sure, sometimes, I feel a little stupid. But then I remember… AN ACTOR PREPARES.
Ha! Take that, ‘Kitten Hugs His Teddy Bear While Tucked Into Bed’, I got your Cute, Right Here!
By the time it got to his round, ordering 7 Murphys proved beyond Wil…
(loudspeaker crackles) “Security to aisle two, please… Security to aisle two.”
7 smurfs a-smurfing
or
Sheldon’s smurficism of Evil Wil Wheaton proved effective and finally brought balance to the force.