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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

merry smurfin’ smurfmas, mothersmurfers

Posted on 3 December, 2010 By Wil

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This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).

*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.

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  1. karenls says:
    4 December, 2010 at 4:56 am

    *sings*
    ‘O Come Unto Wil, all ye who gently Squee’
    (With no diss meant to Handel or the Seasonal Higher Power)
    Merry Ho-Ho to all

  2. Ean Elmer says:
    4 December, 2010 at 4:59 am

    Blogger Smurf, this time your love of Smurfs has gone too far!
    -Papa Smurf

  3. karenls says:
    4 December, 2010 at 5:00 am

    *sings*
    ‘O Come Unto Will, All Ye Who Gently Squee’
    (With no disrespect to Handel…whom I sang in many a voice lesson.)
    Merry Ho Ho to all

  4. Tec7 says:
    4 December, 2010 at 5:19 am

    Make it sew.

  5. Satchel40 says:
    4 December, 2010 at 6:11 am

    smurfy hugs just feel so good! um…does anyone have a tissue?

  6. Star Williams says:
    4 December, 2010 at 6:18 am

    Wil Wheaton: He will hug us all til we turn into plushie smurfs.:3

  7. rod says:
    4 December, 2010 at 6:19 am

    How to Nerd it out at Macy’s!
    Step One: Hug a bunch of Smurfs and Squeeee out loud!

  8. Matt Jorgensen says:
    4 December, 2010 at 6:39 am

    Most curious creature, Captain. It’s smurfing seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system.

  9. Amanda Reno Brown says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:07 am

    “Screw that guy in the Skittles commercial. Having the power to turn everything I touch into Smurfs is WAAAAAY cooler than that.”

  10. Matt Brier says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:07 am

    Wil Wheaton feeling a little blue.

  11. Jenny says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:21 am

    Let’s go Smurfin’ now, everybody’s Smurfin’ how, come on Smurf Safari with me

  12. Dillie-O says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:21 am

    Move over Brainy Smurf, here comes Geeky Smurf!

  13. Dan Cutshall says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:37 am

    It was the weirdest and coolest wootstock fan meet-up ever! Merry Woot-mas to all and to all a good night!!

  14. Jjb0rdell0 says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:42 am

    I dont know how to say this Will, but your septuplets, while adorable, shouldn’t be blue…

  15. Michael says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:44 am

    Smurf me up!

  16. Awesomeositees says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:54 am

    After their capture, Gargamel was happy to find that his prized smurf snuggie proved to be quite comfortable.

  17. Rook says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:57 am

    As he smiles contently, Wil Wheaton notes with serene contentment that Tribbles have nothing on Smurfs.

  18. Ken Gross says:
    4 December, 2010 at 7:59 am

    Desperately, Wil finds more creative ways to dispose of his bed bugs.

  19. Subgalea.wordpress.com says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:02 am

    This, boys and girls, is how we get rid of those holiday blues.

  20. Checkered_past says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:20 am

    With his +7 Human Illusion spell (fashioned after his favorite human) about to expire, Papa Smurf returns to the village with all the young smurfs who’d been out in the world enjoying their Rumshpringa.

  21. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawmPju7EUE9BOHlAmj6Ggb2_-adsgAvjYWE says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:21 am

    Smurf#1: mmmph, I’m squished. What’s happening?
    Smurf#2: that dude wants to hug us
    Smurf#3: awww, that’s so sweet, he looks so happy
    Smurf#4: actually, it’s kinda weird
    Smurf#5: he seems familiar, but I don’t have a good angle to see him from down here
    Smurf#6: OMG its that one guy from whatsitcalled, he’s EVIL, he’s going to KILL us!
    Smurf#7: OK on the count of three, everyone scream. 1—2—-
    Before our heroes could escape the clutches of the villain, #7’s little lungs were squeezed and he could not utter the word “three.” All seven will be remembered forever for their bravery.

  22. Stuarru says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:25 am

    One smurf, Two smurf, Wil Smurf, Blue smurf.

  23. EmiHobbit says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Wil Wheaton hugging his army of smurf clones.
    Your argument is…enitrely vaild. Carry on.

  24. Tom Thyne says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:30 am

    Let’s hope he doesn’t want to Smurf us too.

  25. Travis Amiel says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:32 am

    Never again in history had the faces of stuffed animals been as appropriate as when being hugged by Wil Wheaton

  26. Greg Hatcher says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:42 am

    Sheldon Cooper suddenly realized that there was only one man evil enough to kidnap his signed limited-edition 1983 Christmas Smurf plush collection.

  27. Agentkabuki says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Wil Wheaton finally deals with his abandonment issues with the 80’s.

  28. Eli Eldridge says:
    4 December, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Knowing the Santa Smurfs are only sextuplets, Wil Wheaton listens for the ticking that will reveal which is al-Qaeda Smurf in disguise.

  29. J. Mark Hamlow says:
    4 December, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Aw smurf, man, he’s smurfing the smurf out of us!

  30. John Compton says:
    4 December, 2010 at 9:31 am

    No matter how hard he tried, Wil could not hold his breath long enough to blend in with his new-found friends.

  31. Hydeandgeek says:
    4 December, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Spielberg’s classic E.T. remake starring Wil Wheaton as the lovable alien. Coming in 2011! Phone home, motherfuckers!

  32. Cstrac8805 says:
    4 December, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Smurfin’ beer, smurfin’ beer. It don’t take much to turn you queer.

  33. Weaver Habl says:
    4 December, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Uh, prince? You’re supposed to go for Snow White.

  34. Drillslinger says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Well, in Los Angeles they say that Evil Wil Wheaton’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

  35. peacefultaco says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Nothin’ says loving like… SMURFS!

  36. simpleton says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:11 am

    what about the Funzos?

  37. Ashblade says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:12 am

    “Ah, crap. That bearded guy is back AGAIN… how many smurf group hugs does one guy need in a day, anyway? Bah – okay everyone, fake smiles, look interested…”

  38. PzrGren says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:28 am

    Why is it, whenever we all go Christmas shopping, we get mobbed by these Weird Wil Wheaton’s!!

  39. Paul_whitten says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Well, I couldn’t find any swans a-swimming…

  40. Christopher Hawley says:
    4 December, 2010 at 10:55 am

    Wil Wheaton relaxes between takes on the Heechee Heaven set of Beyond the Blue Event Horizon, the film adaptation of Frederik Pohl’s Hugo-nominated novel.

  41. Gems134 says:
    4 December, 2010 at 11:04 am

    Papa Smurf Smurfs all the little Smurfs. All the little smurfs of the world.

  42. Midnitexpress says:
    4 December, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Garga-Wil has been at the Smurfnog again, thank Snurf he’s a happy drunk

  43. Jay says:
    4 December, 2010 at 11:28 am

    Wil Wheaton’s childhood dream finally came true.

  44. Jay says:
    4 December, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Smurfs: The final frontier. These are the voyages of Wil Wheaton

  45. Menolly07 says:
    4 December, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    Like many former Star Trek cast members Wil developed a predilection for strange, non human species.

  46. Greg Hatcher says:
    4 December, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Sure, sometimes, I feel a little stupid. But then I remember… AN ACTOR PREPARES.

  47. RolandZHayes says:
    4 December, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    Ha! Take that, ‘Kitten Hugs His Teddy Bear While Tucked Into Bed’, I got your Cute, Right Here!

  48. Dave Craig says:
    4 December, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    By the time it got to his round, ordering 7 Murphys proved beyond Wil…

  49. Celia Spruyt says:
    4 December, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    (loudspeaker crackles) “Security to aisle two, please… Security to aisle two.”

  50. Kimberlym Y says:
    4 December, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    7 smurfs a-smurfing
    or
    Sheldon’s smurficism of Evil Wil Wheaton proved effective and finally brought balance to the force.

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