This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).
*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.
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Two Rings To Yule Them All
Has anyone said, “Smurf up Wesley” yet?
Here, I went a little overboard with the caption:
“OK, guys. Do we tell this dude about the blueberry fetish now???”
Wil had felt degraded and wrong throughout the smurf bukkake party, but then came the gentle holding and everything became All Right.
Although they were smiling on the outside, inside the Smurfs were somewhat disturbed by Gargamel’s new beard…
Wil’s feelin’ the blues!!!
Sorry about commenting again, but the video I had linked decided to malfunction (more specifically, it was stuck on “private” and I just couldn’t get it to save as “public” no matter what. Talk about frustrating. Oy!)… I only realized this after leaving the comment, and tried to resolve the problem as fast I could. Please forgive the error, and once again:
Wil had always been something of an outsider at the Wheaton Family Reunions. He’d thought it was because of his status as a child star. Then, he saw this picture and everything became clear.
Wil smiled with glee as he finally found a crew for his own version of the Enterprise.
This one is great!
SCORE!
Nice “Gremlins” reference 🙂
Oh, SNAP!
+1!
Love it!
🙂
In this still from never-before-seen footage shot for “Hide and Q”, we finally learn that Riker’s tempting offer to Wesley went far, far beyond just making him an adult.
“Not enough of you are happy. So here’s a picture of Wil Wheaton hugging smurfs. You’re welcome.”
…and I will love him, and feed him, and name him George.
Dear Mr. Weaton.
Your photo entry to our “Show your love of the red, white and blue” contest did not win. Futhermore, we also felt we need to tell you we were looking for a totally different type of picture, and that we respectfully suggest that you seek the services of a professional psycologist.
Resspectfully yours
Photo Contest Weekly.
In todays news, the Smurfs were accepted into the Federation with open arms.
Geeksmurf is home for the holidays.
“OK, guys. Do we tell this dude about the blueberry fetish now???”
One day on an escalator, the least likely of places,
Wil’s seven small friends turned up seven small faces.
They said: Please understand, Wil, something is missing
The decorations are pretty but what we are wishing
For is the spirit of Christmas, not a box with a bow.
The true meaning of Christmas we want you to know
Is the smurfs you smurf,
Not smurf you smurf in a smurf!
If you understand now,take us home if you please!
Your shopping is really done.
Wil, with eyes closed, gave all seven a squeeze
And joyfully said: ‘God smurf us everyone!’
“Get your hand off my smurfberries, Wil – I’m saving myself for Smurfette.”
After learning of Sheldon’s childhood Smurf trauma, Evil Wil Wheaton poses for a poster for the comic book store’s Toys for Tots campaign.
“Wil Wheaton rolls a crit(ically awesome life).
Now that I’ve captured seven MORE of Santa’s little helpers, Santa will never be able to build Sheldon’s time machine.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
“The first, last, and only time Wil Wheaton will be surrounded by seven pairs of blue balls.”
“One more armload and some blue face paint and I can set up my own “Where’s Will?” site…”
“Misreading the sides, Wheaton showed up to the audition without the seven dwarves…”
Not a caption per se, but here’s my offer for the soundtrack:
Now THAT’S how Wil likes to party!
One day, while Smurfette was away from the village…
“Wil says hello to the original Blue Man Group.”
Oops…
https://sites.google.com/a/knowtheatre.com/storage/music/smurf
….and then there was happiness…..
I… just happen to *like* little blue men…
In an effort to recapture the magic of George Lucas’ 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, CBS has greenlit James Cameron’s Avatar seasonal epic, “Santa Claus Comes to Pandora”. Wil Wheaton stars as the emotionally attached “Buddy” on his search to find Santa Claus and bring the meaning of Christmas to the Na’vi children.
Cut off one head and two more grow back.
Smurfs….bet you can’t hug just one!
In the absence of Smurfette, the others take comfort in the softness of Wil’s luxurious beard.
Those aren’t pillows.
Mistakes were made, but Wil didn’t care. He loved his short, blue-skinned, clone brothers anyway.
Breaking News: Wil Wheaton to star in Avatar 2!
Wil gathers the Blue Crew to send a telepathic message to Smurfette, “We’re dreaming of a Smurfette Christmas, just like the one we used to know, We miss you girl! We are waiting at the bottom of the escalator for you because we can’t make it to the top without you! Indigo Bros Unite!”
Wil Wheaton has his arms full with 3 feet of blue smurfin’.
If you’re new to the franchise, the first thing you need to know is this:
Papa Smurf is the one with the beard.
I feel Smurfy all over
Captive Canadian dishwashers, rescued: “Yiiii haa! We love our new colors!”