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Seven locals were overwhelmed with joy this Smurfmas season upon discovering a very rare Will Wheaton collectable with lifelike hugging action.
“My sword glows blue…”
or
“Who knew being Blue Beetle would get me here!(sigh)”
That kid is back on the escalator again.
LOL! good one!
Wil finally found something he would like to have a sweater made from!!
God Smurf us, every one… and alternately… The CLAAAAAAAWWWW! (Their blank stares remind me of the little aliens in Toy Story. :-D)
Some would say Wil began to take his personal motto, don’t be a dick, a little too far toward the end.
Though he silently sat smiling, Scaredy Smurf secretly wished he had the courage to tell Wil he was really uncomfortable with this level of affection.
Happiness is 1D7 of Smurf
The smurfs were all smiling and happy until they realized that Wil intended to take the place of Smurfette.
“Oh smurf me. He’s keeps mumbling about Smurfette, and that thing smurfing me in the back is three apples tall but sure as smurf ain’t Brainy.”
Wil taking a phone call: “I’d really love to help ya’ but I’ve got my hands full right now.”
Seven of a kind beats a Full Mushroom-House.
How many Smurfs can a Smurf smurf if a Smurf could smurf Smurfs?
An advance still from Wil’s next big project – Blue Man Group: The Next Generation
Look annoying optimistic happy good lucky fantasy characters…and some Smurfs.
In which Wil Wheaton joins the Blue Man Group.
-wait, that’s not…
–shut up, let him have his moment
With only six needed to make gold, one couldn’t help but wonder what Wil had in store for the seventh smurf.
The story of Snow White like you never heard before.
Vote!
Happiness is a warm smurf
Happiness is a warm smurf
And as waves of Macy’s security agents swarmed, hurdling stricken grandmothers collapsed in great polyester heaps, It dawned on Wil that perhaps this, too, was a love that dare not speak its name.
(To the tune of The Wall)
Wil Whea-ton is just a . . . nother smurf at the mall.
OK, I know I missed the deadline, but …
“Wasn’t this a Fable III quest?”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28547020@N06/5238099397/
♫I’ll have a blue Christmas to spite you
I’ll get my bloooo-thulu to smite you ♫
The whole changing your profile picture to your favourite cartoon charicter on Facebook was created by this man, beause he has an unnatural obsession with Smurfs. He is using all the pictures of smurfs to identify other people who like smurfs, friend them, then brain wash them to join his cult. It was currently on the programme- Internet Frauds and will apparently be on tv some time tonite,put this on your status to warn people and change your prifile picture back PLEASE PASS ON !!!
Mmm… Smurfmuffins…
Group therapy results “better than expected” for Smurf family, shown here in joyful reunion with estranged relative Gargamel.
The Wheaton was nestled all snug in his smurfs,
While visions of smurfy-smurfing smurfed in his smurf.
The Gargamel reconciliation was going smurfingly until the group hug ran too long and started to feel a bit smurfy.
“I’m blue, da bi dee, da ba die.”
Wil celebrates being selected for the lead role in the new live-action Smurf movie with his fellow cast mates.
In an unseen double cross Wil switches allegiance from Target to Macy’s(?)
Resistance is futile. You will be cuddled.
You never forget your first gang-smurf.
The team photo for the Wesley Crusher basketball team.
Smurfs…Evil Wil Wheaton’s kryptonite.
Breaking News: Wil Wheaton suffocates 7 children at once during a meet and greet at local department store.
Wil Wheaton rehearsing for new role in a movie about the TSA.
For just 70 cents a day, less than a cup of coffee, you can sponsor one of these precious smurfs.
“I’m never gonna feel this way about anyone else”
It started – for me, it started – last Thursday, in response to an urgent message, I hurried home from a convention I’d been attending. At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn’t. Something evil had taken possession of the town…
Wil Wheaton is hugging smurfs. Your argument is invalid.