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This octuplet was finally allowed to join his siblings. Being a bit different at birth, he was held at an undisclosed location until it was safe to reunite the family.
Gargamel proves it’s a thin, creepy line between love and hate.
GROUP SMURF!!!
Wil Wheaton says, “Don’t be a smurf!”
In a fortunate bit of miscommunication, Wil never got the email saying that Hank Azaria had already been cast, keeping him from being typecast as Evil. Unfortuntaely, someone flipped the switch on his back anyways, leading to the whole unsavoury BBT episode, “The Frogurt Enema Recombination”.
That’s so Smurfed up!
Smurfs. I has them.
Despite dire warnings from Lucas and Spielberg James Cameron “green” lights the Avatar Christmas Special featuring the vocal stylings of Will Wheaton.
Mr. Wheaton has struggled for years with his severe Smurfophilia. A person close to Mr. Wheaton released this picture today. Our informer says that he is, “Very close to Wil, and I hope that the release of this picture on the interwebs will be the final push he needs to get help.” Mr. Wheaton’s representatives have yet to issue a statement regarding this scandal.
Tribbles…TNG style.
Wil finally finds friends!
Liitle did Wil know, Smurfs were not chocolate filled. They were, however, still delicious.
There were no survivors.
“My smurfs glow blue in the presence of awesomeness.”
Wil Wheaton tries to gently prepare his Smurf friends for what to expect from the TSA when they fly to New York City.
To save much time and agony, Wil casts a Clone spell, rolls the max (a SIX!) and now has seven new friends to help him finish his Christmas shopping.
Mighty Will was only able th smurf a handful of the Smurfs from Gargamel, the rest were smurfed into gold, even Smurfette, permanently smurfing the entire smurf species.
The Poster Family for Interspecies Homosexual Interfictionary Polygamy rights.
Merry Christmas! Wil loves his new TSA job at the Smurfville airport….
I may not smurf much about brainsmurfery, but I sure know how to smurf a smurf-tone smurfpack.
I like to keep it simple:
“Feeling a little blue on the holiday?”
:o)
There was a time Wil thought that the culmination of his geek life was slaying a dragon… and then THIS happened. +7 to Smurfness!
Snow Weaton and the seven smurfs.
“Wesley Crusher’s creepy uncle, Smurf Crusher”
Wil Wheaton scored a 7 on the Smurf-o-Cuddle meter! See how many Smurfs YOU can cuddle at the same time with the new Smurf-o-Cuddle!
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Much to everyone’s surprise, Fawkes does have a soft and squishy side.
ALL YOUR SMURF ARE BELONG TO US.
We are pleased to present Wil Wheaton as the new poster child for NAMSLA (North American Man/Smurf Love Association).
Okay, this one got me!
“Seven Smurfy Smurfmas stuffies! At last my soul is at peace.”
911 call record:
Operator – “911, what is the nature of your emergancy?”
Caller – “I’m at the mall, and . . .Oh God!”
Operator – “Stay calm, What’s your name? Are you in danger?”
Caller – “Smurfette, my name is Smurfette Smurf. He’s, he’s got my family! Oh God! He’s choking them! You have to help them!”
Operator – “Ma’am, you need to talk to me to help your family.”
Caller – “I’m at the mall, he came out of nowhere and grabbed them from behind. . . Oh God. . .He seen me. . .stay back. . .don’t come any closer. . . No! . . . NO! . . . NOOOOO!! (Scream)
Operator – “Ma’am? . . . Are you there? . . . Ma’am?
Anyone with information on the man pictured above should contact local authorities immediately, the man is considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached.
Wil felt very good about rescuing these cute little guys from their cameo on the up coming Meet the Feebles 2.
I cannot believe someone hasn’t done “Wesley Smurf-Crusher” yet. It’s awful but obvious 😛
“No, ma’m they’re for my children. Yes, all seven of them….Oh, who am I kidding!! Smurfs, I smurf you and I cannot deny it for one more smurf!!!”
A grown up and distinctly more evil Wesley Crusher decides to make his very own Science Officer’s uniform from freshly skinned Smurfs, MUAHAHAHA
It turns out all Gargamel ever wanted to do was give the Smurfs a hug — a great big, cuddly, python-esque hug. He just kept hugging and hugging until he squeezed out all the Smurfiness from their saccharine Smurfy souls.
La-la-lala-la-la.
So that’s, you know, coming along. I’m working with a vocal coach. Strengthening the “la”. A lot of Smurfs ignore the song — and this is about standards. I mean, if you’re going to get into the Evil League of Smurf, you HAVE to have a memorable “la”. I mean… do you think Azrael didn’t work on his death meow? His … terrible… death… meow.
(No response, btw, from the League yet.)
His heart grew three sizes that day. Oh god, please be his heart.
THERE ARE FOUR SMURFS!
The escalator to Level 2 of the Keep was guarded by the nefarious Hydra Smurf. Faced with the vicious blue wrath of the inevitable claw/claw/bite/bite/bite/bite/bite/bite/bite attack, Wil luckily gained the initiative and activated his trusty Ring of Gygaxx…..
“One of these things is not like the others… one of these things just doesn’t belong….”
PLUSH TOYS: They’re easier to hug than a dead body found by a railroad track.
Wil Wheaton: Father, Author, Actor, Blogger: A truly Smurforable and cool guy.
SURPRISE! SMURFSECKS!
Alas, Wil awoke a short time later to find out that Smurftopia was only a dream after all.
So many Smurfs. So little time.
Wil remained smugly confident that he would win this year’s “ugly sweater” contest, while gleeful dreaming of the new 8-bit icon it would inspire.
This is the last known picture of Wil Wheaton before his disappearance.
After many long years of searching, Wil finally found a place he could truly describe as somewhere no man had ever gone before.
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving the Smurfs to this bounty hunter!
Wil: Perhaps you think you’re being treated unfairly?