This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail).
*definition of 'neat' will be at my sole discretion.
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The last image Sheldon Cooper sees before he explodes.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Wil Wheaton gave to me…
While at the mall, wishing a little Christmas snow would fall, Wil realized there’s nothing better on Earth than hugging a little smurf.
Area man sets Guinness world record for smurf gropings, gets arrested. Film at 11. Actually, you know what, just words. Just words at 11.
To the sins of lust, greed, sloth, pride, gluttony, wrath, and envy add the sin of Wil.
“Hey, that’s not Poppa Smurf! That’s that creepy guy from down the street who throws those Furry parties.”
This is what happens when you listen to Sedaris’ “Crumpet the Elf” story a bit too much.
Captured on film: Smurfophile Wheaton defiling the Christmas display.
All Wilgamel wants for Christmas is Smurf love
one of these things is not like the other…some of these things are kinda the same…
Actor, author, and geek activist Wil Wheaton was caught on camera by paparazzi today holding what appeared to be seven blue-skinned, catatonic midgets in Santa hats.
When questioned about the bizarre scene, the former Star Trek: The Next Generation star responded with a glassy-eyed “No comment.”
Sources close to Mr. Wheaton reported that he had been acting strangely for several weeks now, spending a great deal of time in the forest wearing nothing but red pants and a stocking cap, his skin turned temporarily blue from the cold. He was said to be attempting to construct a house out of mushrooms and muttering spells in an odd tongue.
His wife confided to channel 89 news that her husband had also recently begun replacing every verb with variations of the word “smurf.”
More to follow as the story unfolds.
“Blue Love” (Said in the voice of the Minister in Princess Bride)
Wil is smiling because Gargamel is cutting him in on half the gold he will turn them into!
Even though he was adopted, the Smurfs loved him just the same.
Wil Wheaton and the Seven Smurfs! Not exactly Disney Friendly!
The evolutionary path of tribbles was a strange one…
Holy smurfs! Will has shrunk! He’s only 5 apples tall!
“Who says you can’t have everything?”
All I want for Christmas is a blue… friend.
“Now, show me on the Smurfs where Wil Wheaton touched you…”
Even after he grew up and became a professional hugger, the ‘Ugly Smurfling’ never forgot his roots.
What no Smurfette? Hmm….
The first leaked image from “Elf II: Smurfs Up!” has hit the internet…
Papa Smurf, whats a “gang bang”?
And we’ll all be home for Christmas this year, I promise!
Beardy Smurf had left the village long ago, but was happy to be back among his brethren.
Will Weaton says: “Don’t be a Smurf! Hug a Smurf!…or two!…or three?…!”
A Very Smurfy Christmas: The Return Of Brainy Smurf
Plane ticket: $768.00
Rental car: $249.00
Spending the holidays with your extended family: Priceless.
It’s so nice to be home again. I had the weirdest dream…
Love knows no color (or number). Sometimes you just have to love who you love…
Where the cuddles are his and his and his… 8’s company too!
Actor Wil Wheaton gets into character for his role as Papa Smurf in the new digitally enhanced live action Smurfs movie.
You underestimate the power of the dark side of the smurf!
The Ministry of Magic learned today that Lord Wheaton has selected his horcruxes.
As visions of Santa Smurfs danced in his head.
Wil Wheaton in the mall, who’s the smurfiest of them all?
On the Seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven smurfs a snuggling.
Sometimes it’s good to be three apples tall.
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel loves us! The Magic of Christmas is real!!!
This was my first impression on seeing the photo, even before reading the text:
‘Wil’s always happy when the smurfs invite him for their annual holiday orgy.’
(originally posted to LJ feed because I’m absent-minded)
On the seventh day of Smurfmas Wil Wheaton gave to me…”
Papa Smurf controls the sky, man! HE. CONTROLS. THE SKY!
Not a contest entry, but a plug to anyone interested. A friend of mine did all the art for Smurfs Village, a new game for the iPhone. Reviews have been fantastic so far, so please give it a shot. (:
WTS?!
Here’s your caption, Wil:
“Once you go blue, nothing else will do.” Kinda like, “once you go black…” Enjoy! 🙂
Most boys love Smurfette, but Wil… Well, Wil is fine being Wil.
Wil finally gets the well deserved smurf’n’huggies he has been waiting for.
WTS?!<\b>
“Wow guys, those were like the best brownies I ever had, and you guys, uh, you guys are just sooooo soft I could hug you all day!”