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Today, at long last, the beer Ryan and I made together was ready to drink. We got on the phone and opened our first bottles together …. and it totally tastes like beer! It's sort of a slightly-hoppier version of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, which is pretty much exactly what we were going for. I'll write all about this tomorrow, because right now, I'm going to go enjoy the beer that my son and I made, together, and try damn hard not to miss him.

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23 August, 2011 Wil

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3652 days later… → ← bring me your tired, your poor, your polyhedral dice…

83 thoughts on “Ryan and I totally made this.”

  1. Nick Gosey says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    Looks delicious!

  2. Lesley Leach says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    AWESOME! Did you make the dice too!? 😀

  3. Lin Steele says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    We just loaded the car up with all MY son’s stuff for his return to college. It never seems to get any easier, but it’s the memories like these that keep us going. So glad that you had the opportunity to do this together, and you have a tangible reminder of the wonderful experience.

  4. Will says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    You have just participated in an ancient and sacred tradition, brewer. What you’re drinking is not just beer. It is the stuff of a thousand cultures, a common thread through human history, one of the happy signs that we, as a species, can transmute the world around us into other things—into potions with the power to change the way we think and feel, into a shared experience across more than generations but continents and empires. Also, it is beer.

  5. AthynaQ says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Gratzity gratz to you both.

  6. Robynn Fried says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Good luck with the not missing him part. Mine’s been gone 2 1/2 years. Kills me. Next time she visits, we’ll be able to enjoy a drink together, in public, legally. 😉 You’ll never let go, and that’s ok. We expect tears at the wedding.
    Also, beer looks awesome.
    Now I have to go leave a hug on my daughter’s Facebook page.

  7. P2cat says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Congrats! And nice “still life” 😉

  8. Valerie Hall says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Awwww – I just sent my younger daughter off to kindergarten, and it was very hard. Can’t imagine sending them both off into the wide world on their own. Hang in there!
    And the dice were a nice stylistic touch. 😀

  9. Suzi Edmonds says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    I absolutely HATE beer, but I loved hearing about your ‘adventure in brewing’ with your son. I loved how he ‘hacked’ your twitter, I love how he ‘hacked’ your mic at w00tstock, I loved how you made me get misty when you talked about him leaving to go back to school…I love the fact that I can still think of you as a little kid on ST:TNG, and be honestly happy that you ‘made it’….you didn’t fall prey to the bad stuff in Hollyweird. I’m so happy you guys have this. Also happy that you have not posted that either of you is on the way to the ER for stomach pumping 🙂
    Please do write more about it…did you use a kit? just figure it out yourselves? What? This might help me out for Christmas gift ideas for my husband and our son! 🙂

  10. Gween says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    You made me drool. DROOL!!

  11. HoundKnitter says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    I think we are all going to miss Ryan. Few things have made me guffaw harder during the work day than a “Ryan is Awesome” tweet followed by your reaction. Love them.
    I think we need a “Ryan is Awesome” T-shirt!

  12. JJinVenice says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    Will you be selling any of your brew at Pax Prime this weekend? I will bring you shiny gold rocks for a bottle!

  13. 58limited says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    See? That wasn’t so hard to make. And you have a lifetime of great memories too. Plus, you have beer! So, what are you naming it?

  14. LolatheMathlete says:
    23 August, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Yummers! So what are you going to name it?

  15. Admiraliphone says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    You are a good Dad.

  16. Wil says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    That's … that's poetic and beautiful and goes REALLY WELL WITH THE BEER THAT I'M DRINKING. THAT I MADE.

  17. Wil says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    No. Selling homebrew is SUPER DUPER WAY MEGA illegal.

  18. Mattjurek says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    Since when is Wesley Crusher afraid…. 😀
    Lol.. Sorry that was corny

  19. Zak Robinson says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    What about trading? Not that I particularly want to acquire any of your too-high-in-sentimental-value-to-part-with-anyway beer, but you must be able to barter for it, right? I wonder what defines “selling?”

  20. MamaGaea says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    That you consider Ryan your son, rather than using the term “step-son”, it really, really touching. My stepfather is the only father I have left. But unfortunately, he has told me to my face he doesn’t consider me to be his daughter. It makes me sad.

  21. Jessica Dinger says:
    23 August, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    Huh. Well, I’ll be damned. That actually looks pretty good.
    No explosions. No casualties (yet). Now, I can breathe.

  22. NewOnyxIsle says:
    23 August, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Awesome. I just bottled a honey maibock and moved a hefe to the fridge for conditioning two days ago. Very much looking forward to starting my 1 gallon kits from Brooklyn Brew Shop soon.

  23. beth9133 says:
    23 August, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Good looking head on your…beer…thirsty now. What is the after taste like? Sweet? I know you said “hoppy”, but is that that last taste your left with? How’s the bite? Or is it mellow?

  24. Rob Chambers says:
    23 August, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    When will we find out the name you two came up with for your faux brewing company?

  25. Jen Bleile says:
    23 August, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Congrats and well done! It’s always nice when your brew turns out not only drinkable, but also close to what you were intending to make. Doesn’t always happen… But very gratifying when it does!

  26. JJinVenice says:
    23 August, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    I will bring you some dice for a bottle 🙂

  27. Josh Drew says:
    23 August, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    Soon will come the time when you walk into a restaurant or bar and order a beer, then think to yourself, “Meh, mine’s better.”

  28. technogamy says:
    24 August, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEEEEEEEEASE name this beer “CRITICAL HIT.” (As long as it’s sufficiently hoppy to bear that name.) That is all.
    [PAUSE]
    No wait, that’s not all. Can someone draw up a corresponding label for this brew?

  29. karohemd says:
    24 August, 2011 at 2:06 am

    No label? 🙁 I was hoping this would be the big reveal…
    Go you and Ryan, though. Well done!

  30. Josh_Bokaie says:
    24 August, 2011 at 4:39 am

    Wow, so cool! What a great memory you guys will have….now all you need is to design a beer mug to go along with your memories of the future mug you made sometime back 🙂

  31. Maureen Henn says:
    24 August, 2011 at 5:00 am

    No wonder I was craving a beer so much last night!! Congrats to you both, Wil & Ryan, on a successful togetherness-venture!

  32. Twfarlan says:
    24 August, 2011 at 5:18 am

    How is it that you and he aren’t making a weissbier? It names itself: “Wheat-on.”

  33. Chuck Field says:
    24 August, 2011 at 5:48 am

    Okay, Wil – here’s what we need to do: First, you hold a beer naming contest. (Critical Hit sounds fine to me, technogamy, but the choice belongs to Ryan and Wil. Wil: you need many more ideas from which you may select.) Once named, you have a label design contest. Winners need receive nothing other than bragging rights. Make up any other rules you see fit (such as: “Any label design that includes an image of any personage wearing a clown sweater will be immediately disqualified”).

  34. A.H.Klein says:
    24 August, 2011 at 6:20 am

    That is incredibly well-written Will. And nicely done Wil. The beer looks tasty 🙂

  35. Jenny S. says:
    24 August, 2011 at 6:31 am

    It is 8:30 in the morning and now I want a beer. I also have a houseful of Leinenkugel thanks to a big sale. This is NOT GOOD.
    *makes note to read beer-related posts at a less burgeoning-alcoholic drinking hour* 😛

  36. FusedLight says:
    24 August, 2011 at 6:48 am

    Looks great, Wil! *sigh* My last batch sat too long in the secondary fermenter (we were on vacation in Europe…ok excuse, I guess) and by the time I kegged it some “ester-y” flavours had gotten in. Oh Well. I’m just calling it a “Belgian Style” and will probably use it for cooking and making BBQ sauce. “That’s not a bug, it’s a feature!”

  37. Brett McMillan says:
    24 August, 2011 at 7:05 am

    Congrats!! There’s nothing like cracking open your first brew!
    Some friends and I started brewing this year as well – we’ve been brewing double batches quarterly, and we’ve made Maple Porter twice (it was that good!), a Scottish Ale, and an Irish Red.
    Our third batch is fermenting away in primary and will be moving it into secondary this weekend – a Pumpkin Ale and my personal favorite, Oktoberfest! I can’t wait until September!!
    Anyhoo, it’s a great bonding activity – I’ve been trying to get my dad into it as well, and I think he’s almost on board! 🙂
    I also highly recommend using your spent grain:
    http://brooklynbrewshop.com/themash/category/spentgrainchef/
    We made the chocolate peanut butter bars (good, but VERY rich), the cobbler (I really liked it, but my wife hated the texture), and the burgers (which were the best veggie burgers I’ve ever had, honestly!)
    Cheers!

  38. Daireen says:
    24 August, 2011 at 7:15 am

    Word on this.
    My mom has always joked that my dad married her just to be able to hang out with my brother more. I was in my 20s before I even knew he was technically my step-brother!
    There’s a great picture of him at 6 years old looking so forlorn as they drive away for their honeymoon – he thought he would get to go too! 🙂
    And your step-dad sounds like a d-bag. 🙁

  39. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 9:45 am

    I'm so sorry for both of you. 🙁

  40. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 9:48 am

    A very nice, very mellow malt character dominates all the way through. The aftertaste is a little bitter on the back and sides of the tongue, but it's very subtle, and I'm hoping it mellows out with age.

  41. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Sooooooooon!

  42. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Heh. I'm hoping our IPA (that's ready in a week) will earn exactly that name.

  43. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 9:53 am

    We don't really like weissbier, but we both agree that we have to make one, just because of the name.

  44. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 9:56 am

    OH! OH! OH! Care to share your Pumpkin Ale recipe? I'm doing a stout today, but I plan on doing a Pumpkin as soon as I get home from D*C.
    And I *love* the spent grain recipes from Brooklyn Brew Shop. I think it's awesome that they do that.

  45. J.R. says:
    24 August, 2011 at 10:04 am

    And I’m requesting the Maple Porter! Haven’t looked around, yet, though.

  46. Wil says:
    24 August, 2011 at 10:06 am

    I made mine with the kit from Brooklyn Brew Shop, if that helps.

  47. Wayne Blackburn says:
    24 August, 2011 at 10:11 am

    It goes well on Cheerios…

  48. Josh Drew says:
    24 August, 2011 at 10:42 am

    Hops will definitely mellow with age. Another great thing about homebrewing is that you get to experience the whole curve of the beer’s age as it matures. The same beer can be quite different over time.

  49. Jeff from Vegas says:
    24 August, 2011 at 10:54 am

    I can totally relate to that. I’ve made a couple of imperial stouts that are much better than anything I’ve had in a restaurant.

  50. Jeff from Vegas says:
    24 August, 2011 at 10:58 am

    That maple porter sounds good to me, too!

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