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Here are three Star Trek-themed things that have come up recently. All of them made me laugh so hard I pooped a little, so they need to be preserved here for the ages.

First, from Jimmy James, Inc:

Wesley_dance_crew

For the record, Wesley's dance crew was called Jiffy and da Popz.

 

Next: Last night, Paul of Paul and Storm made WesLOL Crusher:

LOLWESLEYLOL

It's a little uncanny how much it fits with the original image, isn't it?

 

Finally, this place is real and exists:

Picardlaneandcrusheravenue

For those of you who are scratching your heads right now, that's the intersection of Crusher Avenue and Picard Lane, around the corner from WARP DRIVE. WARP-FUCKING-DRIVE! 

BAM!

Wesleyevilbeardfuckyeah

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  12. There’s also a Ryker Ct, Alexander Ct (Worf’s son?), and Stone Ct (Commodore Stone from Court Martial?) nearby. It’s in Stanislaus, CA.
    Prince George’s, MD has one too: Picard Ln, Reiker Dr, Laforge Ln, and Risa Rd.

  29. can’t even tell you how pleased i was that you not only found that stupid thing i put on tumblr, but also liked it and then, eh… shit yourself? are we going with shit yourself?
    anyway, thanks for making my week!

  31. Thanks Wil. And now I have laughed so hard I have also pooped a little. Dammit.
    You kooky Californians have taken all of the good street names!

  33. Developers do that sort of stuff when they build communities. I remember looking at houses in a development named Camelot and all the streets were Merlin this and Lancelot that with cul-de-sacs named King’s Court and Round Table Way.
    Honestly, it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

  36. They needed a good name for the little court that became Impulse Lane, but couldn’t decide on anything, so they just came up with something, you know, on the spur of the moment, it was like, really spontaneous.

  38. So ridiculously unfair you Californians.
    Here in NJ we have to deal with stupid names on our developments like Oak Court, Marigola Way, Crescent Drive.
    I’m in the process of buying a house and we’re totally anti developemnt but damn it if there were one around here with a street named Warp Drive that’d change my mind in a heartbeat!
    And OMG that first pic is hilarious. What episode is that from? Holy crap looking back some of those outfits were God F-ugly. I hope that they have less of a liking of synthetics in the future!

  40. I’m not sure why, but I absolutely HAD to google to find out where Warp Drive is. Did you know there are TEN in the US? Most are not as impressive as this one. (There’s also a Ryker Court just offscreen, but the spelling is obviously wrong). But Warp Drive meets Skywalker Way in North Las Vegas.
    Thank you for today’s grin.

  41. I used to live in that town. My husband and I seriously considered moving into a house that was for rent on Ryker. We were so excited when we found that neighborhood.

  46. Of course Storm doesn’t live anywhere near College Park, Maryland now. Or else he could have told you a few miles away finds Crusher Court (Lake Arbor, MD 20774). It intersects with Picard Lane, and is a block away from both LaForge Lane & Reiker [sic] Drive.

  47. I think they were skiing in the Holodeck and like accidently threw a snowball at Picard, if I’m remembering correctly. I think the headbands are supposed to be like ear muffs? Even though they don’t even go over the ears.

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