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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

in which i have an audition for a feature this afternoon

Posted on 11 January, 2012 By Wil

I composed a post in Firefox all about how I have this awesome audition this afternoon. Then, when I tried to publish it, Firefox hung for ten minutes before it crashed.

I've been spoiled by stability, so I didn't do the ctl-c that was so pretty much automatic a few years ago… so here's the tl;dr: I have an audition today for a movie. The script is fantastic, the people involved are Top Men, and they have a sensational track record in the genre. This movie will be a massive hit with its audience, and I hope I get to be part of it.

Posted from Chrome, which is now my default browser goddammit.

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  1. Roy McMillion says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I just rolled a D20 and it came up 17. All signs point to Yes.

  2. shrednfred says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Break a leg Wil!

  3. Jesse Granat says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    Go Wil!

  4. Stitzelj says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Lemme guess, Wil — Typepad doesn’t autosave drafts as you write?
    Good luck on the audition! Here’s hoping we’ll hear some good news soon!

  5. ReadingEwe says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    It burns me that we’re not past the days of needing ctrl-c as a safety net. Can’t we move on, world? CAN’T WE? Should I make sure to carry extra oil with me in case my lamps burn out tonight? (I hope that’s not the case because I don’t know how to do that.) In case my lights run dry, look to the sky for my smoke signal.
    (Full disclosure–I just tried previewing my comment without ctrl-c-ing and my text vanished. I’m now crying out to the sky on my knees.)

  6. kaellinn18 says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    I really hope this is Old Man’s War. That would be awesome.

  7. JeCaThRe says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Heck, I can’t get my LibreOffice to stop crashing. Save early, save often.
    Break at leg this afternoon!

  8. Kendall Jung says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Good luck Wil!

  9. Ian B. says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Best of luck. Break a leg!

  10. Wil says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    Oh, how I wish that it was. It isn't, though. I don't think they're casting for OMW yet.

  11. Wil says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    I checked, and it doesn't… but I found a TON of unpublished, mostly-finished posts that I'd forgotten about. Now I know what I'll be cleaning up and publishing in the next several days!

  12. Haliphax says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Give me Chromium or give me death!
    Good luck, Wil. Knock ’em dead.

  13. Jeremy Stein says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    You want the Lazarus add-on. When you return to the form, you can right-click and restore what was lost. It has saved me many times.
    http://lazarus.interclue.com/

  14. Michelle Potter says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Chrome is really great about saving text in forms when something goes wrong. I was once in the middle of writing a long blog post when I had to leave the house. My kids turned off my laptop and put it away while I was gone. When I turned it back on and opened Chrome and restored the tabs, there was my post just like I’d left it!
    Great news about the audition, BTW! Break a leg!

  15. Leo Krupe says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Great news! Break a leg!

  16. Shayde says:
    11 January, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Break a leg…
    I hope you get the cameo in Ready Player One too.

  17. Sihaya says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Break as many legs as you’ve got!

  18. Aleta Moretz says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Break a leg, Wil. You’ve got this. 😉

  19. Mac McGill says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Don’t feel bad about missing the save. Heck, my computer is coal fired. Just filthy. When I want to save something I have to use a hand crank.
    We’re all having a good thought for you on the thing.

  20. Elizabeth Pawson says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Good luck!

  21. Micha Kirk says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    Good luck Wil!!!

  22. Jrs0268 says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    Anybody else worried about these Top Men? Last thing we need is Wil stashed next to the Ark of the Covenant.

  23. Max Wilder says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    You write in a browser? I expect better of you, Wheaton.
    And break a leg!

  24. Kymberlie R. McGuire says:
    11 January, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Hi, Wil! Actually, you can recover your posts in TypePad:
    http://help.typepad.com/restore-post.html
    Hopefully that will help if you ever have that problem in the future!
    Disclaimer: I work for TypePad support, but I’m also a fan. 🙂

  25. DrJubal says:
    11 January, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    I think WW needs the “Nolan Sorrento” part in RPO, that is, if he’s not worried about being typecast as the smarmy bad guy. [Sux0rs!]
    Back on topic – karma sent your way.

  26. Twirrim says:
    11 January, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    There is an awesome plugin called “It’s all text” which will allow you to pass data seamlessly back and forth between a text box in your browser and a text editor on your system (notepad, wordpad, gedit, vim, emacs, you name it) Great for keeping content safe.

  27. wabbit89 says:
    11 January, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    This. I only recently started using this with Firefox, and I’m still in the habit of Crtl+C’ing everything, but Lazarus works.
    Oh, and break a leg, Wil!

  28. Allen Grubbs says:
    11 January, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    Top Men?
    *strikes heroic pose*
    Off to read a month’s worth of Watson’s drawings.
    Break a leg, Will.

  29. Marci Maleski says:
    11 January, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Crossing everything I can for you!

  30. Allan Clark says:
    11 January, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Wil, it’ll be nice to see you in more parts where you’re not simply acting as caricatures of yourself.
    Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun to see you be a dick in Big Bang, but the victims include your breadth as an actor, and your own personality as continued misperceptions are fueled (rec. alt.wesley.crusher.die.die et al)
    Looking forward to seeing you get into a character and act his ass off. #obbreakaleg

  31. Alan says:
    11 January, 2012 at 7:35 pm

    Awesome, Wil! Hope you broke a leg.

  32. simpleton says:
    11 January, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    well The Forever War then?

  33. Iswpw says:
    11 January, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    Firefox hung for ten minutes
    We noticed this a couple of months ago: http://forum.khairul-syahir.com/graphene-support/ken-please-advise
    But we’ve never had it hang for so long or crash. Definitely strange.
    I didn’t do the ctl-c that was so pretty much automatic a few years ago
    WordPress does this, which is why I’m glad I use WordPress.
    Posted from Chrome, which is now my default browser goddammit.
    Well, at least now you can play Angry Birds in your browser, goddammit.
    Hope you broke a leg on the audition.

  34. Iswpw says:
    11 January, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    I’m using Firefox. Guess what happened? The “Post” button decided not to work.
    Had to ctl-a, ctl-c, reload the page, and then ctl-v. Now the “Post” button works.
    C’mon, Mozilla, you can do better, goddammit. IE isn’t high a bar to hurdle.

  35. Becky Bone Morinishi says:
    11 January, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    Was Googling around looking for an ice skating dress for “Dancing Queen” and ended up here. How did THAT happen?
    But, anyway, hope you get the part!

  36. Max Exter says:
    11 January, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Should Firefox freeze up like that again in the future, you might be able to unfreeze it by killing the task “plugin-container.exe”. Killing that process (or processes) will unfreeze the browser if the issue is with a plugin. Not that Flash would ever crash on you, of course…

  37. Arthur Laurent says:
    11 January, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    Are they casting for “Ready Player One” already?

  38. A Facebook User says:
    12 January, 2012 at 1:45 am

    Bites about the firefox. I’m a chromehead myself. 😉
    Best luck with the audition and any callbacks. fingers/toes crossed! 🙂

  39. karriePGH says:
    12 January, 2012 at 3:25 am

    All good wishes for the new project! (Also have noticed problems with Firefox since the last two patch Tuesdays… but I’m not the tecchie in the house, so I can’t expound further.)

  40. Crime Fighter Prime says:
    12 January, 2012 at 4:33 am

    Just… squee on the notion of the movie, which from my perspective feels like a bonus considering all the Amazingly Cool Stuff you’ve gotten to do over the years.
    (writing from Chrome, too, because I was tired for FF crashes- hrmph)

  41. Julian says:
    12 January, 2012 at 4:53 am

    I guess by now you will have had your audition. I hope it went well. I look forward to hearing about it some time in the future.
    Julian

  42. Joe Casadonte says:
    12 January, 2012 at 5:35 am

    Another vote for Lazarus (http://lazarus.interclue.com/). Available for FF, Chrome & Safari — don’t type without it!

  43. Patricia Gonzales says:
    12 January, 2012 at 6:06 am

    Good luck on the audition! Sending positive vibes your way.
    BTW: When are you going to tell people that you’re one of the judges for the Morning News Tournament of Books?? My jaw dropped when I saw your name on the list! Can’t wait to see how it all shakes out…..

  44. TorontoMatt says:
    12 January, 2012 at 6:33 am

    Here’s hoping for a natural 20!
    Also, Chrome is what Firefox was – lightweight, stable, and full of win. Firefox is what IE was – bloated, memory leaky, and messy. IE is…well, IE.

  45. MarkSchneider says:
    12 January, 2012 at 7:35 am

    Well, I am a bit late, so I am guessing I can not say “Break a leg”. Hmmm would I say I “I hope you are wearing a cast?”
    I hope to see something soon in IMDB with your name.

  46. A Facebook User says:
    12 January, 2012 at 8:45 am

    Hope you get a choice, if not major roll, that is kept through to release.
    Can someone tell me, will Chrome keep track of what I do, which firefox does not with the tools I have installed and turned on?

  47. Wrenaria says:
    12 January, 2012 at 9:09 am

    “Who?”
    “Top. Men.”
    I’m a day late, but good luck anyway. Hope the audition went well!

  48. heather says:
    12 January, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Movie Wil! better than TV Wil? maybe….

  49. Nwcorca says:
    12 January, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Wow! Are they already casting the next Spider-Man movie? You’d make a rad Peter Parker, the later years. 😉
    PS Good luck!

  50. Medbob says:
    12 January, 2012 at 11:50 am

    OK. 20 Questions….
    Would this be a Sci-Fi movie scheduled for release in 2013?

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