155 thoughts on “Things every person should have”

1. A shoe phone. 🙂

2. String.

3. Morgan Freeman doing a voice-over describing every facet of their life in his smooth, God-like voice.

4. Dude, I can’t believe you don’t have ‘towel’ 🙂

5. An archaic weapon which you wield with incredible skill. (Whip, sword, musket, throwing stars)

6. And, under the “I can’t believe it wasn’t mentioned already” category…
   A set of dice.

7. A theme song.
   A code name.
   A doppelganger.
   A signature drink.
   The MacGuyver-like ability to get out of any situation using only a safety pin, a stick of gum, and a roll of duct tape.

8. A trick up their sleeve.

9. Emergency Pants!

10. A sidekick.
    Alternative: A minion.

11. A weakness. It’s unfortunate but it’s a must.

12. Ah….
    Isn’t an evil twin also a nemesis?
    Anyway; frigg’n sharks with lazers. Oh, and the latest edition of Highlights and – darn it all – only a pen handy.

13. Someone who loves them enough to stand up and tell them when they are full of it.

14. -Duct Tape! Because…DUCT TAPE!!1!
    -An escape pod. Preferably without a bear or a timpani player.
    -When all else fails, at the very least have a soft place to land.

15. An arcane skill.

16. A robotic monkey butler.

17. – Someone who will build blanket forts with you no matter how old either of you get.
    – Someone you can say “I Love You” to without ever having to explain it or justify it to anyone.

18. A freeze ray.

19. A secret lair!

20. On twitter I said a sidekick that provides comic relief.

21. Cool gadgets and a gadget meister!

22. I vote for this one, too!

23. A utility belt
    A ninja ability
    A weakness or flaw
    A master or student
    A motivation

24. I’m a bit disappointed that you forgot towel. -4 to luck for that one buddy.

25. A go-to tool, be it towel, smart phone, sonic screwdriver, blaster, bullwhip, swiss army knife, power ring, whatever.

26. • An alter-ego.
    • A shadowy past.
    • Nothing to lose.
    • An annual colonoscopy.
    • And a glaive — like the one from Krull.

27. Clean underwear

28. A laugh track/ dramatic score.

29. A place to hide a dead body.
    An Alot.
    A good book.
    A way to enter a room.
    A great bowel movement every now and then.
    An inside joke.
    A list of things every person should have.

30. A plan C, cause A and B never work.
    A good exit line.

31. A light sabre.

32. A Zombie Plan and a friend who’s slower at running.

33. A moon base.

34. A Bloggess!!!!

35. a towel
    a good book (or a Kindle loaded with all your faves & the classics, like Good Omens, Something Wicked This Way Comes & an array of geeky tomes of knowledge, like Memories of the Future – yeah, and the knowledge that pandering to those you actually respect is – almost – always a good thing ~grin~)
    the inner knowledge that no matter where you go, there you are
    water – because hydration is a must

36. One weakness (a la Kryptonite)

37. A telephone booth, a universal translator, and a pair of red shoes.

38. A “guy” for everything. As in, I know a “guy” what can hook yous up.
    A skeleton in the closet. I mean a real skeleton.
    Last, but not least, a Tardis and an amp that goes to eleven.

39. A scary clown sweater!
    http://notalwaysrelated.com/wheres-that-sweater-your-grandma-got-you/20473

40. A reserved spot on their couch.

41. A towel and a babel fish.

42. 50 feet of rope and a 10 foot pole, of course.
    If a 10 foot pole isn’t available, then an 8 foot Czech can be substituted. Just don’t bounce it.

43. Bat Anti-Shark Repellant Spray.

44. Minions!
    Add another vote for catch phrase. (SPOOOOOON!)
    A secret vulnerability.
    A TOWEL.

45. An epic, tragic backstory/origin

46. A towel. Indeed, a towel.

47. A picture of Wil Wheaton collating papers!

48. November 15th of ’58! All was well, another day saved, when… his cape snagged on a missile fin!
    Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
    Metaman, express elevator!
    Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff!
    Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
    No capes!

49. … and a burrito!

50. #3 can double to making service announcements, like TURN OF YOUR &^%* CELL PHONE, so I vote for “a fireplace to relax by” and cognac
    However, that means you also have to add
    4. An ascot.

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