Things every person should have:
- A nemesis.
- An evil twin.
- A secret headquarters.
- An escape hatch.
- A partner in crime.
- A secret identity.
What else?
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A shoe phone. 🙂
String.
Morgan Freeman doing a voice-over describing every facet of their life in his smooth, God-like voice.
Dude, I can’t believe you don’t have ‘towel’ 🙂
An archaic weapon which you wield with incredible skill. (Whip, sword, musket, throwing stars)
And, under the “I can’t believe it wasn’t mentioned already” category…
A set of dice.
A theme song.
A code name.
A doppelganger.
A signature drink.
The MacGuyver-like ability to get out of any situation using only a safety pin, a stick of gum, and a roll of duct tape.
A trick up their sleeve.
Emergency Pants!
A sidekick.
Alternative: A minion.
A weakness. It’s unfortunate but it’s a must.
Ah….
Isn’t an evil twin also a nemesis?
Anyway; frigg’n sharks with lazers. Oh, and the latest edition of Highlights and – darn it all – only a pen handy.
Someone who loves them enough to stand up and tell them when they are full of it.
-Duct Tape! Because…DUCT TAPE!!1!
-An escape pod. Preferably without a bear or a timpani player.
-When all else fails, at the very least have a soft place to land.
An arcane skill.
A robotic monkey butler.
– Someone who will build blanket forts with you no matter how old either of you get.
– Someone you can say “I Love You” to without ever having to explain it or justify it to anyone.
A freeze ray.
A secret lair!
On twitter I said a sidekick that provides comic relief.
Cool gadgets and a gadget meister!
I vote for this one, too!
A utility belt
A ninja ability
A weakness or flaw
A master or student
A motivation
I’m a bit disappointed that you forgot towel. -4 to luck for that one buddy.
A go-to tool, be it towel, smart phone, sonic screwdriver, blaster, bullwhip, swiss army knife, power ring, whatever.
Clean underwear
A laugh track/ dramatic score.
A place to hide a dead body.
An Alot.
A good book.
A way to enter a room.
A great bowel movement every now and then.
An inside joke.
A list of things every person should have.
A plan C, cause A and B never work.
A good exit line.
A light sabre.
A Zombie Plan and a friend who’s slower at running.
A moon base.
A Bloggess!!!!
a towel
a good book (or a Kindle loaded with all your faves & the classics, like Good Omens, Something Wicked This Way Comes & an array of geeky tomes of knowledge, like Memories of the Future – yeah, and the knowledge that pandering to those you actually respect is – almost – always a good thing ~grin~)
the inner knowledge that no matter where you go, there you are
water – because hydration is a must
One weakness (a la Kryptonite)
A telephone booth, a universal translator, and a pair of red shoes.
A “guy” for everything. As in, I know a “guy” what can hook yous up.
A skeleton in the closet. I mean a real skeleton.
Last, but not least, a Tardis and an amp that goes to eleven.
A scary clown sweater!
http://notalwaysrelated.com/wheres-that-sweater-your-grandma-got-you/20473
A reserved spot on their couch.
A towel and a babel fish.
50 feet of rope and a 10 foot pole, of course.
If a 10 foot pole isn’t available, then an 8 foot Czech can be substituted. Just don’t bounce it.
Bat Anti-Shark Repellant Spray.
Minions!
Add another vote for catch phrase. (SPOOOOOON!)
A secret vulnerability.
A TOWEL.
An epic, tragic backstory/origin
A towel. Indeed, a towel.
A picture of Wil Wheaton collating papers!
November 15th of ’58! All was well, another day saved, when… his cape snagged on a missile fin!
Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
Metaman, express elevator!
Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff!
Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
No capes!
… and a burrito!
#3 can double to making service announcements, like TURN OF YOUR &^%* CELL PHONE, so I vote for “a fireplace to relax by” and cognac
However, that means you also have to add
4. An ascot.