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I forgot to mention that I’m coming to Australia

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This Friday, I'm heading to Melbourne to present Video Games Unplugged with Scott Kurtz and Kris Straub. The show is going to be amazing: the MSO will play music from games like Bioshock 2, Heavy Rain, and Final Fantasy. As the music plays, they'll show the games on a huge screen. And did I mention that it's presented by Scott, Kris, and me? Yeah, that too.

I'm also going to be at Supanova in Melbourne April 13-15, and at Supanova Gold Cost April 20-22.

I've never been to Australia before, and though I'm a little unsettled by the idea of a 16 hour flight, I'm currently about 55% excited, 45% teetering-on-an-anxiety-attack-about-the-whole-thing.

Because of the International Date Line, I leave on Friday, but I don't arrive until Sunday. Then, on the way back, I actually land in Los Angeles four hours before I take off. I'm considering wearing a bowtie and a fez for the trip.

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4 April, 2012 Wil

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go on… scan it… → ← Someone found my Kindle on the airplane this weekend. I’d really like it back.

60 thoughts on “I forgot to mention that I’m coming to Australia”

  1. A Facebook User says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Fezes are cool.

  2. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1575196965 says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Careful when boardgaming Down Under. I hear that the dice roll in the opposite direction.

  3. neuro says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:31 am

    You could take your Kindle to read on the fli… oh.

  4. Henry_Hui_Hui says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:32 am

    I’ll wave as I pass you flying in the other direction. Enjoy Melbourne, my hometown.

  5. LyssaPearl says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Considering you wore an I <3 <3 The Doctor shirt and that AWESOME scarf to go to ECCC....You definitely MUST wear a bow tie and fez. It's only rational.

  6. Antiavenger says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I think it’s sorta required you wear a bowtie and a fez for this trip. All Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey and stuff.

  7. Andreerah says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:35 am

    I had a total WTF moment when I left Taiwan on 6/19/11 and arrived in LAX on 6/19/11 at the exact same time I left. It felt very Twilight-esqe. And not the shiny vampire kind either. The Zone one. Yeah…

  8. MeatShieldComic says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:37 am

    No, Fezzes are no longer cool. Stetsons. Stetsons are cool. 🙂

  9. Naiensama says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Australia is my second home (my mom’s from there). I really hope you enjoy it. Make sure you try a meat pie while you’re there! 🙂

  10. Ajbobo says:
    4 April, 2012 at 9:03 am

    If only airplanes were built with Time Lord technology – bigger on the inside. Have fun and be sure to tell us how it goes!

  11. Libraryatlunch says:
    4 April, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Eee! So excited you’re coming down to Australia…even if I’m on the West coast and can’t possibly make it to Melbourne or the Gold Coast. But both places are wonderful and I hope the ratio shifts more to excitement, and you have such a good time you want to come back (to Perth next time!) Also, Minotaur is an awesome comic book/geeky store in Melbourne should you get the time to check it out 🙂 Enjoy your trip! Thank you for coming to our island, we Aussies miss out on a lot being so far away and isolated so we really appreciate you making that insane time travelling flight.

  12. PhilRedbeard says:
    4 April, 2012 at 9:50 am

    I’ve made that flight a time or two, and returned back before I left, which certainly makes your head spin.
    I recommend lots of walking on the plane, and a few good movies or something on a laptop/iPad. Last time I flew my sister and I did a Lord of the Rings marathon (if you do that, have good noise canceling headphones).
    Have fun down under!

  13. Mawrter1999 says:
    4 April, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Beat me to it! I was TOTALLY going to say that. (Especially after the preview for next season.) 😉

  14. UndueMusings says:
    4 April, 2012 at 10:38 am

    You’ll be fine if you constantly remember that everything in Australia exists to kill you.
    Not you specifically, of course.

  15. Chris Bird says:
    4 April, 2012 at 11:08 am

    I don’t care about all of that. Did you get your Kindle back? I’ve been searching the Googlesphere for it, but have come up with nothing.

  16. Meg Stefanski says:
    4 April, 2012 at 11:13 am

    If you do, end up wearing the fez and bowtie, you MUST takes lots of pictures!

  17. Beyond Ken says:
    4 April, 2012 at 11:14 am

    Download ‘Angry Birds Space’ before you leave. Also read this blog: http://www.lifebeforethedinosaurs.com

  18. Timroycny says:
    4 April, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Hope the passengers are cool in case an Electromagnetic Wave knocks your plane out of the sky and you end up on the island from LOST 🙂

  19. mimi~ says:
    4 April, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Do you have everything all set? You know what you want to do on your free days? I’m a travel agent and I love my job so much I always want everyone to be prepared. I have some things I could send you if need be. I did a 14 hour flight to Japan from Chicago once, and it’s not comfortable, but there are worse things in life.
    I have never been to that side of the world, and I have heard amazing things. Enjoy it.

  20. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1216222564 says:
    4 April, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Wil,
    Melbourne is great. If you have some free time, get over to St. Kilda to see the penguins. We spent a week in Melbourne a few years ago (in fact, about a month after I met you at your talk in Boston in 2006), and we loved it!
    yeah, it’s a long flight; if you can upgrade to business class, it’s bearable. Otherwise, lots of walking around, lots of water; bring movies. 😉 You will land at Sydney at oh god hundred, go through customs and then (if you’re on United) get on the same plane that will take off for Melbourne. Prepare to be a bit tiddly the first day just from jet lag.
    Safe travels!
    Spacewriter

  21. Lex Starwalker says:
    4 April, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    Don’t forget your towel! They come in very handy when time traveling.

  22. Brad Kimberly says:
    4 April, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Wil, a 16-hour flight sounds like the perfect time to bring Sparks McGee to life.

  23. Caitsquandaries.blogspot.com says:
    4 April, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Definitely the bow tie, but I’m not so sure the fez will make it through airport security. I got searched once because I was wearing a ball cap. The TSA isn’t very fond of head wear 🙁
    Either way: Have fun in Australia!!!! Safe travels!

  24. wabbit89 says:
    4 April, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Bowtie and fez for this is FTW.
    That is all I have to say.

  25. Belinda Singe says:
    4 April, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    Wil, relax! We’ll look after you!

  26. A Facebook User says:
    4 April, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    Have fun down under. Watch out for the Drop Bears though.

  27. Kerriann Greentree says:
    4 April, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!,
    You’re also going to need a street level map, a pot of coffee and twelve jammie dodgers to go with that fez.
    Oh, and the fez might help with the drop bears.

  28. Tracy Senior Scott says:
    4 April, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Watch out for Dropbears:
    http://apocalypsegirlsguide.blogspot.com.au/2012/02/apocalypses-not-otherwise-specified.html

  29. Tracy Senior Scott says:
    4 April, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    *googles vegetarian pie floaters*

  30. Nicole Dorling says:
    4 April, 2012 at 6:17 pm

    I wasn’t going to go to Supanova, but found out you were coming to Melbourne. Changed my mind quicksmart. Sooo excited! You will love it! We are an awesome group of people. Though I’m originally from Sydney, I now love Melbourne. You have to try the food here – we have some great little cafes, and coffee. Check out Phillip Island for the Fairy Penguins (they are adorable).

  31. Porfyria says:
    4 April, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    I am so totally looking forward to seeing you at SupaNova. In fact, two of my son’s friends are tagging along with us, specifically to see you.
    Melbourne has a few good vege restaurants, these are some I’ve been to.
    – Vegie Bar in Brunswick St, Fitzroy
    – Enlightened Cuisine in Queensbridge St, Southbank
    – Lord of the Fries outlets around the city (for vegan burgers, ‘chicken’ nuggets & hot dogs)

  32. Chelsea Couche says:
    4 April, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    It makes me excited reading this. I’m actually counting down the days to Supanova :U

  33. Devon Liana says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    I just moved to Melbourne from the New England, the flight isn’t so horrible, if you’re lucky enough not to be on a full flight and can stretch out and sleep.
    I’ll be at the Video games concert too, picked up tickets for my birthday!

  34. A Facebook User says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    1.Just remember: Everything, and I repeat EVERYTHING in Australia s poisonous (I learned from watching tv).
    2.Please please go as the Doctor. That made my day. (Enough to get me to break my lurker status for the first time here.) 🙂

  35. A Facebook User says:
    4 April, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    For real. I want that shirt!

  36. D says:
    4 April, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    Yay! Yay! Yay! Can’t wait to see you at the MSO concert (Thurs one). I’m hopping on a plane from Perth (Western Australia) to get there, so my flight is 4 hrs (I feel 1/4 of your pain I guess:))
    I’m originally from Melbourne and love the place. Has some of the best coffee in the world (yes I’m trying to start an international incident by saying that) and brilliant food. Also, there are some amazing microbreweries that you may want to check out. Victoria is a big place for the beer- and yes a quick search revealed this just about the microbreweries- http://www.business.vic.gov.au/busvicwr/_assets/main/lib60023/beer%20lovers'%20guide%20low.pdf
    Stupid long link but give you an idea of the stuff you can check out even just in Melbourne city. Awesome- have to say the Mountain Goat is one of my faves. Also will put in a shoutout for Little Creatures beer- from WA as it is yummm!!!
    If you have a chance to get out of the city I would head down the Great Ocean Road- one of the best drives in the world- but you will have to drive on the left- a challenge we set up just to mess with you guys;)
    Also just another southern hemisphere messing with you thing- we are working our way into winter here so just as you were smiling at summer coming your way- Melbourne may just turn on the cold for you- sorry!
    OK will stop now- just a final query- would love to add to your dice collection but can’t make it to SupaNova (have to fly home- leaving my 2 year old for the first weekend ever- eep!) any chance of a meet/greet at the MSO?
    Have a great flight- find your zone, drink water, and think about how pleased we will all be to see you. Cheers!

  37. D says:
    4 April, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    PS LOVED Tabletop, we are all inspired about our games again- but why, why, why can I never beat my husband at Ticket to Ride???

  38. Klfair says:
    5 April, 2012 at 1:28 am

    I’m so excited that you are coming to the Gold Coast! I had thought you were only attending Melbourne Supanova and was severely disappointed. I hope you have a safe flight and wonderful time here 🙂

  39. GuanoLad says:
    5 April, 2012 at 1:42 am

    Not St Kilda, you’re thinking of Philip Island. I imagine Wil won’t have time to get there.
    I hope you have a nice time while you’re here, Wil! I won’t be able to come and see you, but I look forward to you maybe taking the time to make an Aussie themed Radio Free Burrito, either while here or when you return.

  40. Bec Walraven says:
    5 April, 2012 at 2:16 am

    😮 …… I live in Sydney 🙁
    I am going to see if I can scrape all my savings together and make it to the Gold Coast one to see you.
    Also watch out for drop bears if you go bush walking 😉

  41. Nicole Dorling says:
    5 April, 2012 at 2:35 am

    Even though we are heading to winter, I have to say the weather has been stunning. Lets hope it stays that way for next w/end 😉

  42. Alex Pope says:
    5 April, 2012 at 2:50 am

    Mustn’t forget our sonic screwdriver, either, no?
    Oh, and for the flight back plan some things that you would have considered a complete waste of time, like watching the third Highlander movie, or listening to Justin Bieber’s new album, or whathaveyou. Later, when asked why on earth you wasted your time with those exploits, you could truthfully say, “Actually, I wasted no time whatsoever; in fact, I gained four hours.”

  43. Toby Richer says:
    5 April, 2012 at 5:48 am

    The Mountain Goat brewery is just out of the CBD if you want to see/taste the good local stuff. I’m sure there are plenty of good pubs serving Oz microbrews in the CBD, but I’m flying in from Adelaide, so I only know the South Australian ones. I’ll put my vote in for Coopers’ Ales – the only one of the big old family-owned Australian breweries that hasn’t been bought out by a multinational.
    Look forward to the concert!

  44. antifuse says:
    5 April, 2012 at 8:58 am

    ARGH! Ok, take 3 – let’s see if I can post a comment and have it show up. Highlights from my previous post attempts:
    Melbourne = awesome city. Totally walkable and a really cool place, I’d love to live there. Visit the Shrine of Remembrance if you get a chance.
    Sydney – wouldn’t want to live there, feels much more like any other big city. Gorgeous architecture though. If you get a chance, and don’t want to pay to do the Harbour Bridge walk – go up one of the pylons instead! Much cheaper, and the view is still pretty spectacular: http://adventureswithben.com/architecture/sydney-harbor-bridge-climb-budget-traveler/

  45. Maria Peddy says:
    5 April, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Aww, boo. I’m making a sad face right now. I take it this means you will not be at PAX this weekend?

  46. MarkSchneider says:
    5 April, 2012 at 9:03 am

    Has to be said:
    Bowties are cool.
    Wait… A Bowtie, arriving home 4 hours before you leave. Are you carrying a pocketwatch? If so, look at it and tell me what time it is please… 🙂

  47. MarkSchneider says:
    5 April, 2012 at 9:08 am

    If you wear a fez and a bowtie, you need to get the jacket also.
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/ea7b/?srp=52

  48. MarkSchneider says:
    5 April, 2012 at 9:21 am

    Was it a scarf or an ascot?

  49. MarkSchneider says:
    5 April, 2012 at 9:23 am

    FYI, Thinkgeek has them. The babydoll is out of stock but the T-Shirt with it is in stock.
    http://www.thinkgeek.com
    search for Dr Who.

  50. MarkSchneider says:
    5 April, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Would be nice, but then you would never end up where you intended to go…

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