If I were to list all the things I love about my wife, it would probably break the Internet. This post is about just one of them: her sense of humor, and the joy and whimsy she brings to our lives.
Anne loves to put googly eyes on things. About a year ago, she started this thing on Twitter called #VandalEyes, which is pretty much what it sounds like. You can see some of her favourites at her website, VandalEyes.net.
Until this week, I’ve managed to avoid being VandalEyes’d myself, but that all changed on Sunday when she looked at my awesome Captain Kirk shirt, and declared, “I have to put googly eyes on that!”
“Okay, but I’m going to be McKayla Maroney about the whole thing,” I said.
I don’t think she heard me over her excitement to make this happen:
After she took this, I remembered that I have an original series Star Trek phaser in my office, and, well, one thing lead to another:
I love that picture so much, I’m having a few prints of it made today to take to the Austin Comic Convention this weekend.
This is, in my humble opinion, further evidence to support my theory that being easily amused is what’s best in life.
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I laughed! I’m a firm believer that when you are happy with your life and you getexcitedandmakethings (It’s a word now) you make someone else somewhere happy too. Thanks for doing that.
Is the ring on your right hand a Starfleet Academy class graduation ring? I hope so.
No, it’s a Miskatonic University class ring from 1928.
I can understand the abilities of Your wife!
Whenever, wherever… there should be googly-eyes!!!
An have a good time 🙂
So much awesome I can’t even.
Indeed! I completely agree. 😀
And thank you for passing along the amusement! I’m always up for a giggle. 🙂
Clearly you need to ensure that you have some real googly eyes to put on said prints.
I love everything about this! Both pictures are just pure awesomeness!
I feel like this joke replicated on the Recursive Wheaton shirt would be epic(epic[epic{epic…}]).
Why are all the lights on? Your power bill must be huge?
Oh, and I totally LOLed.
…and don’t forget to bring said phaser. That way, those that get to see you in Austin can take a picture of you with said phaser and googly eyes, signing your print of you with said phaser and googly eyes imitating Kirk, with his phaser and googly eyes.
It will be like a never ending mirror. Only different.
Well… I’m actually NOT a Dick…..
Please believe me.
I’m almost everyday very kind, friendly, honest and almost a friendly guy.
I love animals, I do love children and I also love elders and olders.
So my only question is: do I wrong?
P.S: I do love googly eyes …. *grin*
Your wife is amazing. This is definitely the laugh I needed this morning!
So I’m thinking if you put something like this up for sale, somewhere on the interwebs, maybe with an option to have you sign it, perhaps some one (namely me) would like to buy one, or twelve, as they would make excellent xmas gifts/Trek CCG Prizes.
But there is something missing…hmm…something dramatic…like riding on a rocking horse or some heroic gesture like those in the movie 300 screaming:”this is [however the klingon home planet is called]”.
just think about it 🙂
I can’t stop thinking about the end of Roger Rabbit when we find out Christopher Lloyd was a toon the whole time ****SPOILERS****
No – to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women is the best thing in life! Or would you dare argue with Conan?!?
Yet another reason I’m frustrated that I won’t be able to make it to Austin Comic Con this weekend. I’ve still got a pair of 20 sided dice that I wanted to give to you in San Diego but never did…even though I missed on two opportunities to give them to you.
As a fellow eyebomber, I declare your good lady wife even cooler than you are! (PS I got my ‘Cooper’s Revenge’ teefury shirt in the post yesterday, not bad service all the way to England, love it)
Does your wife know ThinkGeek has 7 inch googly eyes? Just search “Pair of Giant Googly Eyes”
Too awesome for the right words! She is such a breath of fresh air…..
That is awesome, but no googly eyes for the poor phaser?
The world is beautiful right here.
Oh my God!!!
Someone with a cell phone is wearing a wrist watch????
I want both the phase pistol AND your watch. Isn’t it time for you to raise money for some animal shelter again?
OK, Way off topic, but it seems that http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2012/05/you-are-hearing-me-talk.html post was on The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny! YEA!
I think I love your wife!
You have an awesome wife 🙂
Awesome! That *might* be my favorite VandalEyes yet, which is saying something. Although, I never realized until now how much the old-style phasers look like hot glue guns.
Being easily amused is the best!
I LOVE this picture! Now if only you could track down William Shatner and get him to sport a couple of googly eyes likes that long enough to snap a pic, the world would be perfect. LOL! Thank you for sharing that. I’ve had a horrible week and this really lifted my spirits. 😀
I love this so much.
I love this, you are a lucky man. My husband says I am the only person he knows who could be alone on a desert island and be laughing all the time. Sounds like your wife may be another one.
You two are amazeballz and I lourves you!
Is that… a Swatch??
Yep. My friends gave it to me for my birthday. It’s KIDROBOT by Kozik.
Absolutely hilarious! But I really want to know where you got that amazingly awesome shirt!
Wrong! What is best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
LOLZ funny shit bro 🙂 would love a signed pic of that one 🙂 keep it rocking will loving the FB, google plus and table top i am running out of table tops to watch we need twice a week lol 🙂
That’s a good bit of awesome to start my day. Love it!
LOVE it!! 🙂
I must know. Where can I get that shirt?!
If you are bring prints, get your wife to sign her work.
Aside from the whole obligatory “teh awesome!” response, I’d like to point out that it appears Wil spent just a little too much time up in Vancouver, given the spontaneous appearance of extraneous “U”s in his language.
Or was “favourites” just an homage to Mr. Shatner?
Hey guy…nice phaser….
I mean….easily amused will keep you alive longer! Where did you get that sweet shirt? I must launch an away mission to locate one ASAP.
Seeing that makes me think that they need to make a muppet version of Kirk.
Well this just made my night. So much so I had to create a new account just to say so. I’m sure you already do many times throughout the day, but tell your wife she’s awesome once for the rest of us!
Great pictures…
Wil? Where can I get that Captain Kirk T-Shirt? Cant find it anywhere. Saw you wearing it on Talking Dead.
Somewhere online. PUt the image into Google Image Search and you should be able to find the place; the name is eluding me at the moment.