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“You see an iron door at the end of the corridor. The door has three lightning bolts engraved on it.”

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When I played D&D as a kid, I always wanted to be a magic user, not because it was easy, but because it was hard*. I died a lot in those days of d4 hit points and three worthless levels of cantrip spells before you got to do anything, but when a wizard survived and got powerful enough to melt goblins with fireballs … boy, was that awesome.

I don’t play as much as I used to, and I haven’t even run a game of my own or played in a regular campaign in a couple of years, but with the recent release of classic D&D modules as PDFs, I feel the itch to run Basic rules… you know, for kids.

GS-Tabletop-LogoIf I was going to play, though? I think I’d have to be a barbarian or fighter now, because I have fallen in love with the d12. It’s such a beautiful die, and it just doesn’t get any love at all (that’s why I chose it for Tabletop). I know it’s kind of weird to choose a class based on what kind of dice you’ll be rolling, but it’s where I find myself at the moment … and I’m really okay with that.
…Hmmmm I was going to write all about what it means to switch my preferred class from magic user to fighter based on the die I’d be rolling …. but now I can’t stop thinking that a Geek & Sundry show where I run a classic D&D campaign using Basic rules — maybe a modified module or series of modules or something like that — for six or eight episodes would be pretty awesome. Like, maybe a visit to the Lost City?

The walls of this room as plain stone. An oblong box made from stone slabs lies in the center of the room. Written in several languages on the side of the box are the words: "May the curse of darkness destroy all who dare desecrate my resting place." The box is 3' high, 7' long, and 3' wide. - From The Lost City (Dungeon Module B4)
The walls of this room as plain stone. An oblong box made from stone slabs lies in the center of the room. Written in several languages on the side of the box are the words: “May the curse of darkness destroy all who dare desecrate my resting place.” The box is 3′ high, 7′ long, and 3′ wide. – From The Lost City (Dungeon Module B4) Yes, this is actually mine and I actually scanned it. It was printed in 1980.

I mean, I’ll stay focused on making season two of Tabletop happen, but once we get that locked down, I bet an RPG show would be really, really great. (At least for me, because I’d have an excuse to play it: “Sorry, Anne, but I have to read this module and these rules and prepare these characters … because it’s my job and I have to do it so we can eat.“)

*I’ve written about this before, but I can’t find that post or story or column despite 20 minutes of searching. If it rings a bell for you, please let me know so I can link it.

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27 January, 2013 Wil

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93 thoughts on ““You see an iron door at the end of the corridor. The door has three lightning bolts engraved on it.””

  1. BackpackingDad says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    I would watch the hell out of that.

    1. Max Buser says:
      27 January, 2013 at 3:04 pm

      You figuratively took the words right out of my mouth.

    2. jeymien says:
      27 January, 2013 at 4:51 pm

      Me three. I’d love to watch a show that followed a DnD campaign (or Pathfinder, whatever!)

  2. dndgirl says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    This MUST happen!

  3. Scott Sigler says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    The d12 is sweet. I always kind of dug the d10, that one was the most “jewel-like” to me. It had to be clear, though, and have hard edges (none of that soft-edged stuff for this gangsta gamer).

    1. HanBluegrass says:
      31 January, 2013 at 3:04 pm

      Gotta love the D12. Played in a 3.5 campaigns as a Warblade with a Great Falchion. Twice the reason to use the d12.

  4. Viktor Engholm says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    I’d have much interest in watching that show. I’d like it if there wasn’t as much edits as in TableTop, but that’s up to you to decide if this will happen. 🙂

  5. Erik Jensen says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    I’m strangely drawn to the notion of watching D&D games play out in real time. I’ve seen some of Wil’s live games and (I believe?) Penny Arcade’s live campaign that IIRC, was called “Acquisitions Incorporated.”

    Anyway, it’s fun to vicariously play D&D since all of my gaming buddies have long moved away.

    Now I has a sad.

  6. Jedediah Johnston says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    Absolutely do this. I LOVED watching the videos of you playing with Scott Kurtz and the guys at Penny Arcade.

  7. Thomas Chambers says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    I haven’t been able to RP for awhile now and this would be a great way to at least see someone else do it.

  8. TheDanIves says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    Its funny that you bring that idea up – the idea and forma is something I’ve been toying around with for a while and think it could make a good show. Effectively, have 3 to 4 people who are new to D&D along with a DM who knows a lot about the game, and maybe one player who knows a fair bit as well. You could then cast each game showing how each player is progressing.

    Obviously in your scenario you might choose to do this on a table with various camera angle, but with my friends being remote (and the likelihood of finding someone who knows their stuff near me is unlikely) I would have a google-hangout type situation, using (at least initially) google docs to store character sheet information, and could even use their excel documents to draw out rooms and place players – unless you could have something a bit more ‘clever’ and visual, of which I’m sure is out there. Then when players move, you can focus on their character sheet in the hangout window, their skills, and show their rolls etc.

    While an okay idea, obviously my flaw would be that I am a nobody, haha – however I think if you were to do that type of show a *lot* of people would watch the heck outta it, me included. Of which I’m hoping you do – I’m only just getting into D&D myself, listening to the Penny Arcade podcasts and just started the season you join.

  9. Jason Black says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    I would watch the hell out of this show. I’m going to go say that on your FB too, because this is the best idea.

  10. Mary Pyrzynski says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    My son and I would watch this together. And then he would bug me to get a gaming group together. And I totally would. 🙂

  11. GHennequin says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    Oh yeah, that’d be awesome! I’ve never played D&D myself because I didn’t know any people interested in playing it and because it always seemed to be quite difficult to understand. But I’d certainly be interested in seeing a couple of episodes, perhaps with some sort of animation integrated into it! I can already imagine a cartoonified Wil Wheaton in a mage robe, or a second Tallis because we all know Felicia’d want to play a red-haired elf thief-like persona :p
    Basically, if you think it’s a good idea, then I’m sure it’ll have a lot of views and possibly convert people into playing games such as D&D.

  12. Dan Hawk says:
    27 January, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    I would so watch that. Have always enjoyed when you do the live D&D at PAX each year and always thought it was way short and would make a good series. I hope Table Top gets picked up for a second season (any diea when you will know?) I also hope this dream of a show of D&D sees fruition.

  13. Jon Rubin says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    I was introduced to D&D by E.T. (yes I’m that old). Palace of the Silver Princess was the first module I ever DM’d. I still think it’s one of the best ever written. So if you’re taking suggestions for basic modules …

  14. Mackenzie Fritschle says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    please yes this would be amazing to watch!!!

  15. Lance Brown says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    Must Watch This!!!!!!

  16. Mike Lloyd says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    I loved the Penny Arcade DnD podcasts and the PAX DnD games.
    Any chance of more of those would be a big cheer from me.
    Huge fan of tabletop too, Mr. Wheaton I salute you.

  17. Ritchard Lee says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    Sweet Monkey Jesus and his Ninja followers, Please do this!.
    Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!Please?!

    *^_^* Please?!

  18. Charles says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    Was this the post you were looking for? Or maybe it will lead you to the right one?

    http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/23470/Wil-Wheatons-Geek-In-Review-Keeping-The-Borderlands-Alive/

    Hope this helps!

  19. bjwanlund says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Ya know Wil, a TableTop RPG spinoff show would be an AWESOME idea. I’d definitely watch.

  20. Matt Winberry says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    I *LOVED* The Lost City! One of the greatest classic modules of all time. If you did this, I would totally watch to see if Zargon got what’s coming to him. And so that Anne could eat.

  21. karohemd says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    I think the tricky thing would be to edit it in a way so it’s a coherent story without any unnecessary OOC interruptions. Then again, you’ve already done a few live RPG webcasts/videos so that shouldn’t be too tricky.
    However, to draw in new people, you might have to explain some rules and mechanics like you do on Tabletop (things like what the various classes can/can’t do, what happens during combat mechanically etc.) and finding the balance between telling a story while making clear to newcomers what’s happening and why will be the challenge.
    Good luck, I would definitely watch it. I’m already looking forward to the Dragon Age RPG episodes of TT.

  22. Amanda Ward says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    I prefer the magic users though I’ve had other classes. My favorite was a Warlock named “Irving the Great” who had a familiar weasel named Warren. Haven’t played the game in ages… I kinda miss it. 😐

  23. Michael Jude Peter Barnes says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    That does sound like a brilliant show, of course you’d need to get Ms Felica Day to play a healer called Dr Hannah.

  24. Robbie Luman says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    Abso-freaking-lutely would I watch that! That would be awesome!

    Keep on being awesome, Mr. Wheaton!

  25. Kaleb Troy says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    THIS MUST HAPPEN
    And Dr. Hannah must attend.

    1. Wil says:
      27 January, 2013 at 4:44 pm

      Doctor Hannah would be a great recurring zombie NPC who never actually does anything.

  26. hdibner says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    I played a fighter with a two handed axe. The D12 may get a lot of shit from others, but when you get to use it, it’s the BEST THING EVER.

  27. ItsJustB says:
    27 January, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    Wil, not only would I watch this, I’d fly to LA and stay in a hotel for the duration of the campaign just to have a chance to play in it. Sure, TableTop usually has celebrities on its episodes; would you be willing to make an exception?

    1. bjwanlund says:
      27 January, 2013 at 4:59 pm

      I might want to do so as well… maybe a Geek & Sundry contest to play in this amazing campaign?

      1. ItsJustB says:
        27 January, 2013 at 7:23 pm

        Yes Yes Yes! Have an auction–no, a lottery like Worldbuilders–and all funds raised go to the animal rescue program Wil supports!!!

  28. Rich Lambert says:
    27 January, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    NO Dr Hannah would be aimlessly wandering around another corridor in the dungeon, remembering his life before bits of his skin started to moult off.

    Out of interest/concern, how many episodes of Tabletop DO we have left for season 1, as the christmas break was hard enough to go without my fix

  29. Robert Dagnall says:
    27 January, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    How about a show introducing people to tabletop RPGing–a mixed party of seasoned geeks (to provide help, direction, and cat-herding) and people new to the hobby?

    1. Wil says:
      27 January, 2013 at 4:42 pm

      My goal with any gaming show I do is to introduce people without boring the veteran players.

  30. MelBGeeky says:
    27 January, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    There’s a fun podcast called Critical Hit (done by majorspoilers.com) that is exactly that – full on RP D&D sessions. They occasionally also go into some specifics of setting up a game, setting up a story, character setups and the like. It is absolutely a blast to listen to that, and I bet a video of one being played out would be very fun and amazing! Please do it 🙂

  31. Matthew McDaniel says:
    27 January, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    You could play Candyland on Tabletop for all I care. So long as you, your team, and your guests keep doing such a great job, I’ll keep watching!

  32. Matthew Elmslie says:
    27 January, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    I also would watch this show.

  33. Jim Richardson says:
    27 January, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    I think this is a great idea and would certainly watch. Love old school D&D…

  34. Joshua Nicholson says:
    27 January, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    I was hoping there would be a series of episodes dedicated to a D&D campaign.

  35. Marshall Gatten says:
    27 January, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    I tend to shy away from watching or listening to D&D games because they tend to be really badly done.

    But I would LOVE to see a professional actor as a dungeon master. I’m thinking that I’d learn more than a few things about the art of good DMing. I would absolutely love to watch this.

    (And hey, I live very near your neighborhood. Just sayin’. If you want to get a game going, I’m around. )

  36. ghstgry says:
    27 January, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    I would SO watch the hell out of those episodes! With one caveat though…you’d have to put a sign on one of the doors labelled “DANGER!”, just so people would know where to go.

  37. ghstgry says:
    27 January, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    “…because it was easy, but because it was hard.” That’s a quote / paraphrase from JFK’s speech informing the world that America was going to land on the moon.

  38. Joe Russell says:
    27 January, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    ^ ^ ^
    I would watch the hell out of this as well. I have been into RPGing for over 20 years, I just started RE-listening to the Penny Arcade Podcasts again (for the umpteenth time).. Thank you, by the way. You and the PA guys and that podcast actually got me to crack open my 4e stuff and start playing/running games. Now, I do a Bi-weekly Darksun game on the Online Game table (That GTO took over when wotc abandoned it), but I would so make time for RPG/Tabletop.. DO EEET!

  39. KenLG says:
    27 January, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    Wait a sec…this is exactly what I was talking about on you TableTop post! Yay! Dude, make it happen. I’ll give you money…I swear. I think you could even try to kickstart it. 🙂

  40. Michael Kelleher says:
    27 January, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    I’ve gamed for a long time and aside from Monopoly, Scrabble, and Battleship, my wife mostly sneered at this use of time. Since TableTop she (and I) have fallen in love with Zombie Dice, Say Anything, Forbidden Island, and are now trying our hand at Catan. I walked into our bedroom the other night and she blindsided me with the question, “How many people do you need to play Dungeons and Dragons? We should play.” I feel that I have to throw some thanks your way for this happening. Wesley should captain the next Enterprise.

  41. Dominique DeMille says:
    27 January, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    I have to tell you, one of my favorite TableTop episodes was the Fiasco 2 parter. So yes this is definitely something that would be fun to watch!

  42. Dylan Swain says:
    27 January, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    Acquisitions Inc. was the highlight of PAX for me, this year, by far (and I saw the Protomen show, so that’s saying something). You’ve certainly got the gaming chops to pull it off.

    Epic win? Get Nathan Fillian on board, and maybe Vin Diesel.

  43. Jonas Ramsdal Ernstsen says:
    28 January, 2013 at 3:37 am

    You posted this (with minor differences) on Google+ yesterday – depending on what weird timezone you’re currently in.
    https://plus.google.com/108176814619778619437/posts/VyhsrziC2jm

    It was kinda strange reading this again, but finding minor differences all the time. If it wasn’t for that note at the bottom, I might think that my memory was going bonkers.

    And yes please do make a D&D (or similar) show! Acquisitions Inc. is not enough.

    1. Wil says:
      28 January, 2013 at 10:20 am

      Yeah, I wrote it at my G+, then thought about it a bit, and rewrote it here. I actually end up doing that fairly regularly.

  44. Clarence Rutherford says:
    28 January, 2013 at 5:38 am

    I always wanted to be a dwarf. I feel an affinity for them as they do all the hard work of extracting minerals from the ground while the elves & fairies get all the credit. I think a lot of the bad press dwarfs get is evil elves & fairies demeaning them because they know who does the real work. Of course to those classes dwarfs are ‘greedy’, they expect to be compensated for their labor and suspicious, who wouldn’t be after getting ripped off by elves for generations?

    But everyone else wanted to be elves or hobbits & they are much too good to quest with a dwarf! the rules of D&D even reinforce this anti-dwarf hysteria. But after your company made it through the twisty maze where they had to give up their pole weapons and when they are stuck in a confined space where arrows are no use, suddenly the little dwarf with his ++ war hammer is expected to go out front & take heavy damage until the delicate little dears can join in to finish off the foe with their spiffy little toad stickers.

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  46. ewstorch_nh says:
    28 January, 2013 at 6:52 am

    Man, six to eight episodes of Lost City would be great! It was one of the first modules I played with my brother and father in the early 80’s and I also still have that old copy. In fact, I still have all of my Basic and 1st Edition AD&D stuff. The first time we played it we got stuck for hours trying to figure out the rotating corridor…

  47. Mark Schneider says:
    28 January, 2013 at 7:33 am

    I probably shouldn’t but …
    What about the Tomb of Horrors?

  48. Mark Schneider says:
    28 January, 2013 at 7:35 am

    If you do play a clastic module, it could include the origins of Stinky!

  49. Tim Keating says:
    28 January, 2013 at 7:41 am

    If you think the d12 gets no love, you obviously haven’t given the new FFG Star Wars RPG Edge of the Empire a gander yet.

  50. Danelle Chapman says:
    28 January, 2013 at 7:53 am

    I think that is such a phenomenal idea!! We have turned so many of our non gaming friends into gaming every week friends with boardgames galore….we always watch an epi of tabletop before we play every week. I think this would be a great way to get them involved in that final step in serious tabletop gaming!!

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