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I’ve been playing this game called The Binding Of Isaac. If you’re as late to the party as I am, allow me to describe it: it’s sort of roguelike, in that death is permanent and the various levels, enemies, and gear change each time you play. It’s sort of like the original Zelda, in that each level feels like one of the boss levels in that classic game. It’s also sort of like Robotron, in that you use one hand to move your guy around in eight directions, and another to have him shoot in four directions.

It’s simple enough to be played quickly, different enough each time you play it to not get boring, and relentless enough to make actually finishing the game so fucking goddamn jesus cocking difficult you quickly develop an unhealthy relationship with it.

I love this game, and it’s helped me occupy part of my mind while the other part works on stories and things. It’s really great, and you can find it in a variety of locations including Humble Bundles, Steam, and in your mom.

…sorry. I don’t know where that came from.*

So it actually has a story that I won’t spoil for you, that features these little animations between each level. The characters are all drawn in a very simple style, that’s very similar to Cyanide & Happiness.

While I’ve been playing it, I’ve been stopping at the end of each level, and trying to recreate the art style, because I really like it. Here’s a page that I’ve been filling up for a few days:

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So most of those aren’t very good, but just let me give some context: I have no artistic skill, at all. I have never been able to draw a damn thing in my life, but by copying the style in these cut scenes (and I guess not having a fuck to give about being perfect, instead just amusing myself by trying different expressions and postures), I got to a point where I felt comfortable to try … a comic.

So earlier today, the events of this stupid comic I drew actually happened in my house:

That bird had been there for a few days, too, because it was pretty stiff.
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I enjoyed myself while I drew it. I thought it didn’t suck when I was finished, so I showed it to Anne, and it amused her.

I’m not gonna lie, Marge: it amused me, too, and was surprisingly fun for me to do, and I’m glad I did it. I’m glad I took my own advice, and remembered that the idea isn’t to be perfect; the idea is to be creative, and to make something where something wasn’t before.

…and now I’ll go back to working on Monday’s Wil Wheaton Project, which is what I should have been doing when I was drawing a dumb comic.

*but your mom sure did.**

**sorry. sorry.

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14 June, 2014 Wil

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46 thoughts on “i can’t draw”

  1. manestream. says:
    14 June, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    Pretty much a lot of good comics aren’t drawn well. It’s the story that matters.

    Helps more if your a little horse famous too.

  2. Julie C (@salentipy) says:
    14 June, 2014 at 7:30 pm

    I love it!

  3. Aaron Poehls says:
    14 June, 2014 at 7:33 pm

    The binding of isaac is a great game… Played it non-stop for quite a while but now FTL has taken it’s place. If you havent played FTL I highly recommend it as well. Also, if you make comics of FTL, use the federation cruiser.

    1. Wil says:
      14 June, 2014 at 9:22 pm

      When I think of the hours I have spent playing FTL, and the fact that I still have not won a single game … I want to go play more FTL.

    2. cindyakaceles says:
      18 June, 2014 at 7:04 pm

      I also am a huge fan of both Binding Of Isaac and FTL. Many hours… I regret nothing.

  4. jscharfen says:
    14 June, 2014 at 7:37 pm

    Applause! Applause! [crowd cheers wildly] Thanks for sharing these. These were good enough to try again when the mood strikes you. And really… you SHOULD do more comics.. that is, in between all the other myriad millions of things you accomplish every day. Oh yeah… and don’t forget to stop and hug Anne

  5. Buffy's Blog (@BuffyBlogs) says:
    14 June, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    #Protip: most cartoonists do not do their own lettering, so don’t worry about that part.

    You could build an app to do this too, Think about it: the tweets you two do are the material, they just need to be, shall we say, “Wheatonified”…

  6. Chris Wells says:
    14 June, 2014 at 8:14 pm

    Your comic doesn’t look too much different from the style of Happiness and Cyanide or XKCD…I think I got those names right…I’m too lazy right now to do a simple google search even, lol. keep up the good work entertaining me +Wil Wheaton

  7. Torgeir says:
    14 June, 2014 at 8:21 pm

    Excellent! I was amused, and if you and yours was amused as well, then: mission overaccomplished 😉 And if you get the time, and feel inspired, I think most of your tweets and other weird thoughts can be translated into visual imagery. Good or not, just good enough.

  8. Jeana says:
    14 June, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    you can too draw, you just did!

    1. vernon says:
      15 June, 2014 at 6:16 am

      Very true!

  9. alyster... says:
    14 June, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    The mew did it for me…

  10. Lisa L. Swanson says:
    14 June, 2014 at 11:05 pm

    I love it! So much for saying you can’t; as the other commenter said, you just did – and rather amusingly, too. It’s the cool stuff like this why I follow you on twitter. Because of reasons, dang it.

  11. William Brine says:
    15 June, 2014 at 12:32 am

    Not bad. And more courageous than I. Introduced my youngest to your show, though he was skeptical. He seemed to really enjoy it. So thanks.

  12. Helen says:
    15 June, 2014 at 12:41 am

    I feel like ‘Seamus Wheaton’s Guide to Being a Dog’ might be just one step closer?!

    1. Petrus Hillebrand says:
      15 June, 2014 at 1:32 am

      I would pay for an actual copy of that book! can we make it a thing ? please Wil?

  13. Peter Brichs says:
    15 June, 2014 at 12:55 am

    I think it’s fine. It’s funny, and several internet comic artists use a similar artstyle. Please do more, if you feel like it – I’d read them.

  14. mashiaradream says:
    15 June, 2014 at 1:09 am

    My cat said MEOW just when I came to the meow in the comic. It was kinda creepy.

  15. Hellfish says:
    15 June, 2014 at 1:39 am

    If you ever want the comic to go places, I suggest watching the Zero Punctuation Webcomic episode.

  16. shimeril says:
    15 June, 2014 at 4:06 am

    You may say you should have been working on the show but you were doing something far more important. You were being Wil. Don’t ever stop being Wil because being Wil is more important than any show. And sharing these little tidbits with us interwebbers is very cool indeed. Keep up the awesomeness.

  17. GuanoLad says:
    15 June, 2014 at 4:14 am

    I don’t know if anyone remembers the early-ish web comic User Friendly, but I always thought the drawing talent of that artist to be amateur at best. But that didn’t matter, he seemed to be putting a lot of effort in and a lot of people liked his stuff (not including me, though).

    Some people seem to like Dinosaur Comics, and that uses the same six frames over and over, which is just downright bizarre.

    And look at the incredible expressive work in XKCD, using only stick figures!

    The point being, artistic skill is surprisingly low on the requirements list for creating a decent web comic. It’s all in the writing, which brings the funny, and the characters.

  18. W.A. ten Brink says:
    15 June, 2014 at 4:44 am

    You’ve played Rogue? You must be old! 🙂
    (No worries, I’ve played it too!)

  19. Tim Vercruysse says:
    15 June, 2014 at 5:23 am

    Thanks for the continuing inspiration Wil!

  20. wabbit89 says:
    15 June, 2014 at 5:23 am

    This makes me smile. That’s all.

  21. Nik Ukleja says:
    15 June, 2014 at 6:02 am

    As an artist myself, it always gives me a little pang of sorrow whenever I hear someone say, “I can’t draw.” I don’t mind if they don’t like drawing, or if they aren’t good at it, but that word “can’t” stings just a little, because it closes the door so completely.

    I have no singing talent, no training or experience to speak of, and not much inclination to start singing, but I still wouldn’t say I can’t sing.

    Drawing can be a lot of fun, and it was cool to see you find a way to approach it that didn’t feel inhibited by a lack of experience. I liked the comic, and it seemed to play to your strengths as a writer, too.

    For me, drawing was the first shared activity I got into with my girlfriend’s sons, when they were just four and six years old. I’ve used games to great effect as well (thanks, TableTop!) but sitting in a pizzeria, waiting for our food after a visit to the Children’s Museum, I’d always pull out a little sketchbook, tear off pages for each of us, hand out some pencils or crayons, and we’d bounce around crazy ideas of what to draw, and have a lot of fun doing quick, simple cartoons or sketches.

  22. Shannan says:
    15 June, 2014 at 7:00 am

    I paint even though I’m not good at it.
    I always say that I do it not out of an abundance of talent, but just because I enjoy it. And that’s a perfect reason to do it!

  23. Adam says:
    15 June, 2014 at 7:56 am

    Hi Wil,
    Felt I had to comment for two reasons: I played a few games of Binding of Isaac recently (as a break from studying for medical boards). Its the first time I had any spare time to game in the last 6 months or so. Second, I caught your new show, pretty entertaining stuff, me and my wife both enjoyed it. Keep up the good work!

    I haven’t seen CleverNickName post in a long time, what’s your goto tech site now-a-days.

    Happy Father’s Day by the way (it’s my first!)

  24. Lauren says:
    15 June, 2014 at 8:55 am

    that’s okay wil, hermione can’t draw either.

  25. DudeBoy324 says:
    15 June, 2014 at 11:35 am

    Is that your next doodle for NFDoodleday 2015? I’m putting an early bid
    Right now!!! Thanks to all the wonderfull 2014 contridutors for their time and effort for a great cause. I didn’t win your doodle but won a doodle from Diana Salvatore! Thanks Wil for participating!

  26. Katrina says:
    15 June, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    That was funny and who cares on style. I can draw to some degree but it took a long time to get here. If I didn’t like it, I would not have learned it.
    The key is enjoying it, and you are obviously so glad you shared with us fans!!!

  27. Jacob Sanders says:
    15 June, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    Have you seen the webcomic Planet Full of Hats? It’s drawn by a guy who’d only done photo and screencap comics before. He decided he wanted to learn how to draw, so he Got Excited and Made Something.
    Bonus: It’s TOS-themed!
    http://www.mezzacotta.net/planetofhats/

    1. Jacob Sanders says:
      15 June, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      Excuse me, it’s just “Planet of Hats.” Is there another webcomic I was getting the title confused with?

  28. Suiway says:
    15 June, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    That is the most perfect description of Binding of Isaac I’ve ever seen. I got gifted that game on steam by a friend who thought it was so hard that they were actually screwing with me by giving me a game I’d never beat.

    At first I tried explaining to people why I liked the game. I’d load it up and they’d sit and watch me die over and over and over, my argument looking less and less credible each time. Eventually I just stopped trying to explain it. I’d just shrug. My sister has never played a minute of binding of isaac in her life but because we share an apartment, she knows when I’m playing just by hearing the sound from my laptop.

    Steam says I have logged 449 hours of Binding of Isaac. I suppose my friend did mess with me, just not how she thought.

  29. Sam says:
    16 June, 2014 at 7:03 am

    Laughed my butt off at your cartoon. Of course the “present” from the cat is in awkward place to retrieve!!! And sometimes one MUST do something else creative before getting back to the business of creating…frees up the brain to look at things differently.

  30. tlerawls says:
    16 June, 2014 at 10:49 am

    Remember, it’s about letting go. Fun is just the perk. Not giving a flip or two is additional perks. People get more enjoyment out of the here and now rather than the perfect. Loved the comic. It was funny! Remember, KISS – keep it simple stupid. Too much attention to detail derails the fun. Plus – STICK MAN RULES! ! ! !

    1. jscharfen says:
      16 June, 2014 at 12:29 pm

      “STICK MAN RULES! ! !”

      I second this sentiment. I love your style (yes… it IS a style). Keep ’em coming. When you need a break but still want to be creative, you can choose this medium. It works for all of us! (Greedy bastards that we are.)

  31. actualchad says:
    17 June, 2014 at 4:39 am

    I came to ask you a question, and ended up spending ten minutes reading about Mrs Cartman. Such is life.

  32. Karlen says:
    17 June, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    It shouldn’t be a surprise that people on Deviantart have taken to drawing the Isaac creations they make with the various item creations. You should check it out because they’re both terrifying and amazing.

  33. Rebecca says:
    17 June, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    But is the bird still under the bed?

    1. Wil says:
      17 June, 2014 at 8:41 pm

      Oh god no.

  34. Brandon Wilcox says:
    18 June, 2014 at 8:59 am

    loved the comic! read it on monday, and today wired posted this article: http://www.wired.com/2014/06/adobe-michael-gough/?mbid=social_gplus
    hmmm… have you taken over the internet wil?

    1. jscharfen says:
      18 June, 2014 at 1:01 pm

      Wonderful article, @Brandon! I hadn’t seen this from Adobe yet (I may have been asleep, who knows.) I’ve shared this with some of my tech savvy friends with very young children. Amen, I say, to using both sides of the brain!

  35. klia says:
    18 June, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    I think your drawing style is just fine! However! I know you’re someone who cares a lot about and advocates for companion animals. I just wish you felt as strongly about protecting wildlife. http://www.abcbirds.org/abcprograms/policy/cats/index.html

  36. cindyakaceles says:
    18 June, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    Binding Of Isaac is the game in my Steam library that seems to have all the hours (all of them). I’m a huge TBS fan, and you’d think it would be Civ V or something, but there’s just an amazing amount of fun, replay value, balance, and wonderful weirdness in this game.

  37. Mel says:
    28 June, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    You should make a regular comic strip. I would read it. You make me laugh.

  38. Mohammed says:
    29 June, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    Got all of the achievements on that game. Yep, I was that addicted. Even after all the flash crashiness.

    Looking forward to the Rebirth remake. More stuff added, more rebalancing, more weapon combos, a more pixel-art style, and best of all, no crashing.

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