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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

That Time in 1990 When I Was in Nintendo Power Magazine

Posted on 15 December, 201415 December, 2014 By Wil

I find things on my hard drive from time to time…

Wil Wheaton profile from Nintendo Power Magazine. 1990
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Comments (30)

  1. amysrevenge says:
    15 December, 2014 at 8:48 am

    I don’t get how they can say “…Wheaton exclaimed.” when your statement didn’t end in an exclamation mark.

  2. Stephanie Keasling says:
    15 December, 2014 at 8:48 am

    That was a pretty well written piece. Are you happy to still have it or are you indifferent with it?

  3. NOPE says:
    15 December, 2014 at 8:53 am

    LOVING all this praise for Nic Cage. This whole thing reads like Reddit’s demo, but without any dickbutt.

  4. T'Mihn says:
    15 December, 2014 at 8:53 am

    Very nice. Good humor in it. Do your still feel The same way about acting and eventually going for House of Representatives?

  5. bigmcguire says:
    15 December, 2014 at 8:57 am

    House of representatives? 🙂 Awesome

  6. Charlie aka Labman (@IAmLabman) says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:01 am

    Wayne Gretzky is arguably the greatest hockey player to ever lace up a pair of skates, and they couldn’t even get his name right! ಠ_ಠ

    1. Place under the pine says:
      15 December, 2014 at 7:40 pm

      I noticed that too. Gretsky haha!

  7. PJ says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:05 am

    How was playing on The Hawks? And how are those political aspirations going? 🙂

  8. Eddie Pasa says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:07 am

    They couldn’t get Gretzky’s last name right, and correct me if I’m wrong, but “Stand By Me” came out in 1986, did it not?

  9. Laura says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:11 am

    this glimpse of you at 17 is interesting; you don’t say whether you agree with it. i could totally see you stirring things up in the house; I would totally vote for you. i like you and think you’d bring a nice authentic touch to the place. you’d make it a whole different playing field. i suspect quite a bit of f-bombing might occur though, do you think? when i was 17 i quit high school and moved out on my own for the first time. after attending about 17 different schools i didn’t really feel connected with school and was just totally over it. i now have a couple of degrees though, so i suppose it turned out ok. i loved nintendo too…

  10. Marc Robinson says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:19 am

    I read the line about wanting to join the House of Representatives and the first thing that came to mind was “Mayor Goldie Wilson!” Not sure why, but I’m sticking with it.

  11. Luke says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:29 am

    Please stay out of politics. Your life does not need to be
    saturated with dysfunction.

  12. elizabeth says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:44 am

    Adorbs!!

  13. Greg says:
    15 December, 2014 at 9:51 am

    Congress could use Wheaton’s Law.

    1. Karen Ellison says:
      21 December, 2014 at 10:30 am

      Everyone should follow Wheaton’s Law!! The world would be a better place.

  14. Leslie Stockton says:
    15 December, 2014 at 10:26 am

    click to embiggin I say Mr. Wheaton your use of the english language amazes me. lol lol Better to make them under estimate us yes lol lol geek on Sir 🙂 lol lol 🙂

  15. Andrew Wright says:
    15 December, 2014 at 10:52 am

    Does your admiration of Nicholas Cage’s work continue? That made the modern meme-enjoyer in me smile a great big smile.

  16. Megz says:
    15 December, 2014 at 11:41 am

    How did that hockey game go?

    It’s pretty amazing that we all learned to blow the dust out of our NES cartridges. I mean, without the Internet to share our experiences, we all individually arrived at the same solution.

  17. PJ says:
    15 December, 2014 at 11:50 am

    If you’re going to run for the US House of Reps make sure to give us a lot of advance notice so we can all move to your district and vote 😉

  18. Jess says:
    15 December, 2014 at 12:44 pm

    Reminder of why teenage me had that big crush.

  19. Spudnuts says:
    15 December, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    Hey, 1989 was peak Cage.

    That was post Raising Arizona, Moonstruck, Vampire’s Kiss, and Peggy Sue Got Married. But pre Wild at Heart. Wil was right on the money because Cage was Jordan then.

  20. Juliana says:
    15 December, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    Wil, it seems you have been delving into your past a lot lately. Either you have you been cleaning or revisiting or both. All are good for you, and I know it is fun for us. It is nice to appreciate the important things in life whether in the present or past. I am a non-linear being so…just kidding. I wish.

  21. CB says:
    15 December, 2014 at 8:38 pm

    Wil. You. Me. My house. Year 2038. End of the world 32-bit style. Bring the NES deck, NHL cartridge, and your latest micro brew. I’ll supply the munchies, robot servants, doobies, and Patrick Stewart impressions.

  22. wabbit89 says:
    16 December, 2014 at 12:31 am

    I think you should link to this when the trolls are all, like, you don’t like the Kings, man! You’re just a poseur/fair weather fan! Do you even know anything about hockey? Or, better yet, just keep ignoring and/or blocking them. 😉

  23. Spudnuts says:
    16 December, 2014 at 3:53 am

    Cage/Wheaton in ’92.

    Darkest timeline?

    Or the utopia we crave, but can never attain?

  24. Tom says:
    16 December, 2014 at 5:41 am

    The resemblance just hit me. You look a lot like Jonathan Toews in that picture.

  25. Jerry Stevens says:
    16 December, 2014 at 8:06 am

    I was in Nintendo Power too!

    I had a high score…

    1. Karen Ellison says:
      21 December, 2014 at 10:34 am

      My husband had a letter published in Nintendo Power. He wrote about how much Yoshi sucks. Although I adore Yoshi, the letter still made me laugh and I’m proud of him for having a bit of writing published.

  26. Erwin Blonk says:
    18 December, 2014 at 7:31 am

    Wheaton for president!
    That’s all I have to say about that.

  27. Karen Ellison says:
    21 December, 2014 at 10:24 am

    Ya know, I didn’t cry on my own wedding day, yet I did shed tears while reading the final issue of Nintendo Power.

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