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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

please prepare the cabin for arrival

Posted on 24 February, 2015 By Wil

As I write this, I am 34,998 feet above the skin of the Earth, traveling East at 527 miles per hour. The captain just announced that we’re about to land, and I have about five minutes of Internet left before I have to buy more.

Looks like I picked a really bad time to write a 1500 word post about a bunch of cool and interesting stuff that’s happened since last Friday.

(In the time it took me to type out those words, we descended a little over two thousand feet. I’m not sure why I felt that was worth mentioning, but then again I’m not even sure why I’m going to be clicking publish in about ten seconds.)

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Comments (9)

  1. Marco Tietz (@marcotietz) says:
    24 February, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    “Looks like I picked a really bad time to write a 1500 word post about a bunch of cool and interesting stuff that’s happened since last Friday.”

    F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5 ….

    Teaser! 🙂

  2. L says:
    24 February, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    i am former flight attendant, but i got laid off after 9/11 (we were flying that morning, so crazy). i miss flying and traveling. looking forward to hearing why you are traveling and what you have going on. i am excited for you, because you are excited…. 🙂

  3. Casey Webster says:
    24 February, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    You’re a fast typer then. When I was flying, standard ops was 3000 ft/min descents giving you about 40 seconds for that 2k’ estimate.

  4. Leslie Stockton says:
    24 February, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    Safe trip to you and I hope its for fun …have a great week.

  5. Seana L Purvis says:
    24 February, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    moar when you hitz grounds!

  6. Simon says:
    24 February, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    Safe travels. For a second there I got really excited about you traveling east, because I thought you might be going to Pensacon. Ahh well, maybe I will see you at another con.

  7. TonyT says:
    25 February, 2015 at 12:42 am

    Astonishing, sometimes, the world (some of us) live in and the wonders we take for granted. 527 miles an hour at 35k feet and sitting comfortably: Just think about that for a second.

  8. jeff says:
    25 February, 2015 at 3:02 am

    Did you bust into the cabin at a real inconvenient time and get yelled at to get off the bridge….just like the old days??

  9. Simon M says:
    25 February, 2015 at 4:33 am

    Stop calling me Shirley….

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