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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Happy Spring…

Posted on 1 May, 2015 By Wil

For most people, today is May 1, but for some of us, it’s really the First of May.

(warning: this is all kinds of NSFW)

 

 

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Comments (31)

  1. Lewis Nowosad says:
    1 May, 2015 at 7:22 am

    Oh myyyyy….

  2. Sara Panza says:
    1 May, 2015 at 7:37 am

    I’ve always felt that this video takes away from the awesomeness of the song. But there’s not a great alternative, either.

    Anyway, First of May! fist bump

    1. Nonya Bizwaks says:
      1 May, 2015 at 9:16 am

      I always liked this one…

      1. Olowan says:
        4 May, 2015 at 5:29 pm

        Ah, yes, that’s my fave version as well.
        Happy First of May…and what the heck, let’s celebrate all month long! lol

    2. Skeletor says:
      2 May, 2015 at 12:35 pm

      Found a video of just the song if any of you are interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhPeJ3uzOc

      1. Skeletor says:
        2 May, 2015 at 12:48 pm

        Check out my latest blog entries about what I’m working on.

        1. Skeletor says:
          2 May, 2015 at 12:51 pm

          Click on my name, if you’re old, or poly.

          1. Skeletor says:
            2 May, 2015 at 12:53 pm

            Or tap on it if you’re a lady.

  3. Russ Powers says:
    1 May, 2015 at 7:44 am

    That is awesome.

  4. Brad Garner (@BradJGarner) says:
    1 May, 2015 at 8:13 am

    The first time I contacted my (eventually) wife was on the 1st of May 7 years ago, and I sent her a link to this video (not our first message, but within the course of the day).

    She still went on to marry me, which just proves how cool she is.

    Thanks to JoCo and you, Wil, for all of your awesomeness.

    1. KWadsworth says:
      2 May, 2015 at 3:28 pm

      …I have just come to this comment after texting the guy I’ve recently started flirting with that he should track down this song. Hmmm.

      (WAY too soon to know whether anything but a summer fling is in the cards, but that’s still just fantastic too.)

  5. T'Mihn says:
    1 May, 2015 at 8:21 am

    You weren’t kidding Wil -That was All kinds of messed up.

  6. Andrew says:
    1 May, 2015 at 8:24 am

    I was hoping you would do something for the first of May. 🙂 I may have to wait till tomorrow to participate because I’ve got D&D tonight, but I think I’m making up for that on tumblr. 😛

  7. Doug Lindstrom says:
    1 May, 2015 at 9:26 am

    Man I hope security doesn’t analyze my web usage today 🙂

  8. diemaster00 says:
    1 May, 2015 at 9:28 am

    That was all kinds of awesome! Thanks Wil.

  9. Tom Fool says:
    1 May, 2015 at 9:29 am

    Laughed my ass off… thanks!

  10. tabletopowlbear says:
    1 May, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    checks US population increase around Feb seems legit 😉

  11. Daniel Daggett says:
    1 May, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    I live in the Midwest and today has been the first really nice day outside. My first thought was “looks like spring is finally here.” My second was “Hey, it’s the first of May, outdoor f***in starts today.” Then had to sing along in the car a few times.

  12. Brian naasz says:
    1 May, 2015 at 3:01 pm

    This made a really crappy week totally awesome. Thanks Will!

  13. Woodrobin says:
    1 May, 2015 at 7:41 pm

    One of my favorite songs. Excellent for dancing the maypole (literally, although it works for the figurative version, too).

    I just realized that Coulton’s “The Future Soon” is about the movie version of Tony Stark, too: “Work through the daytime. Spend my nights and weekends perfecting my warrior robot race, building them one laser gun at a time. I will do my best to teach them about life and what it’s worth. I just hope that I can keep them from destroying the Earth.”

  14. Simon says:
    2 May, 2015 at 2:21 am

    I had no idea this video or song existed. Thanks Wil!

  15. Leanne says:
    2 May, 2015 at 3:26 am

    The best video for this song is the sign-language version. It’s all kinds of awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-77ElyvRxI

  16. Leslie Stockton says:
    2 May, 2015 at 3:28 am

    lol omg omg i so like u .. lol great way to perk one or two up lol lol lol HAPPY WEEKEND TO U .. 🙂 May is a good month .. <3 lol too much .. fucking outside hum yeah best kind .. lol lol

  17. Skeletor says:
    2 May, 2015 at 12:27 pm

    That was…

  18. Skeletor says:
    2 May, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    And seven and a half years later, there I was, thinking the exact same thing.

  19. Josh says:
    2 May, 2015 at 8:22 pm

    Thanks great song

  20. Kristin Crocker says:
    3 May, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    I’ve been using that phrase for years, having read it in a Julian F. Thompson book, but I never realized it was a Thing. Thank you for making my month with this video!

  21. terrance hansen (Chris) says:
    4 May, 2015 at 7:50 am

    Every year I remind my wife of this song along with copious hints. Every year she smiles… and then finds some way out of it.

    Someday!

  22. Michael Kelleher says:
    4 May, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    We are all going to hell for watching that. Totally worth it!

  23. Bobby Fulcher says:
    6 May, 2015 at 1:41 pm

    My ex and I used to do this every year in May at what we called the turtle pond in the National Grasslands in eastern Colorado. One year a convoy of UC students passed by about a half mile away while away while we were doin’ it doggie style. We just waved to them as I was sure the binocs were out. Yes, the little ten foot diameter pond was filled with turtles every year.

  24. Bobby Fulcher says:
    6 May, 2015 at 2:04 pm

    Oh shit , I didn,t mean to use my real name! Anyone wants to look me up can find me now, but I warn you that I’m old and not so virile as I once was.

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