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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

with apologies and thanks to the oatmeal

Posted on 4 June, 2015 By Wil

I went to The Oatmeal earlier, because I knew that Matt Inman would have written down a series of letters that approximates the sounds coming out of my lower abdomen. I thought that I would copy those letters and post them on Twitter, because that was amusing to me.

What I found was a comic containing an image that, with a little dialog change in gimp, let me give a visual on how I’m feeling today:

apologies to the oatmealPlease don’t yell at me, Matt. I’m fragile today.

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Comments (18)

  1. Tonylf says:
    4 June, 2015 at 10:19 am

    Hang in there buddy!! This too shall pass?

  2. Natasha Amadaeus says:
    4 June, 2015 at 10:20 am

    yeah, we had that last week =/ sucks

  3. beth9133 says:
    4 June, 2015 at 10:21 am

    looks like a shit storm!

  4. Rebel says:
    4 June, 2015 at 10:23 am

    Ahh, Norovirus.

    Make sure you drink plenty of Water, bud – Even if you toss it straight back out afterwards you need to be drinking water and eating something simple like plain bread.

    Make sure you have some painkillers handy too, as the Aches you’ll get tomorrow are going to be horrid.

  5. Lori Higa says:
    4 June, 2015 at 10:51 am

    Is it like Davie Hogan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S7kg1IhZ7M

  6. Auberoun says:
    4 June, 2015 at 11:06 am

    So with your last 2 posts, I can only deduce Pandemic kicked your ass again! 🙂 Feel better soon Wil!

  7. T'Mihn says:
    4 June, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Akk. Dude the cartoon is funny even if a tad gross. lol. Although I’ve been there before. Epic concentrated vile evil coming out. Yech. Get well dude. Watch those shellfish. They bite back.

  8. Sil says:
    4 June, 2015 at 11:54 am

    I love The Oatmeal!!

    The last time I got that sick I was in bed for four days :S I hope you get well soon.

  9. delthrien says:
    4 June, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    o.O

    I can’t unsee that… ever.

  10. Kerstin says:
    4 June, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    Ugh. I’ve been there after eating at a Quiznos. You sit on the toilet with a puke bowl in your lap because you don’t know which end is going to blow first and you beg Jebus to take your life because SURELY you are already in hell.
    Sorry about the mud-butt. Feel better soon!

  11. Kelly S says:
    4 June, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    This is the precise reason the number of toilets is >= the number of people living in our house.

  12. Vorp says:
    4 June, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    Yeesh. But better out than in…

  13. whittycisms says:
    4 June, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Sorry you are feeling poorly! I hope it passes soon.

  14. Tony S says:
    4 June, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    I had this a couple of weeks ago. I lost 12 pounds.

    Good luck buddy.

  15. archersangel says:
    4 June, 2015 at 8:22 pm

    i had a major attack of diverticulitis in feb. (it took a while to figure that out) & had “just” the….spews? pukes? & was ready to confess to whatever it took to make them stop.

  16. Seana L Purvis says:
    5 June, 2015 at 6:03 am

    Feel better soon.

  17. Bob Woods says:
    5 June, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Gimp? You rebel, you.

    Feel better!

  18. Maureen S says:
    5 June, 2015 at 8:34 am

    Based on your previous post….. it looks like your gut is getting better! Yes? Maybe? Well, hang in there Wil.

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