I went to The Oatmeal earlier, because I knew that Matt Inman would have written down a series of letters that approximates the sounds coming out of my lower abdomen. I thought that I would copy those letters and post them on Twitter, because that was amusing to me.
What I found was a comic containing an image that, with a little dialog change in gimp, let me give a visual on how I’m feeling today:
Hang in there buddy!! This too shall pass?
yeah, we had that last week =/ sucks
looks like a shit storm!
Ahh, Norovirus.
Make sure you drink plenty of Water, bud – Even if you toss it straight back out afterwards you need to be drinking water and eating something simple like plain bread.
Make sure you have some painkillers handy too, as the Aches you’ll get tomorrow are going to be horrid.
Is it like Davie Hogan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S7kg1IhZ7M
So with your last 2 posts, I can only deduce Pandemic kicked your ass again! 🙂 Feel better soon Wil!
Akk. Dude the cartoon is funny even if a tad gross. lol. Although I’ve been there before. Epic concentrated vile evil coming out. Yech. Get well dude. Watch those shellfish. They bite back.
I love The Oatmeal!!
The last time I got that sick I was in bed for four days :S I hope you get well soon.
o.O
I can’t unsee that… ever.
Ugh. I’ve been there after eating at a Quiznos. You sit on the toilet with a puke bowl in your lap because you don’t know which end is going to blow first and you beg Jebus to take your life because SURELY you are already in hell.
Sorry about the mud-butt. Feel better soon!
This is the precise reason the number of toilets is >= the number of people living in our house.
Yeesh. But better out than in…
Sorry you are feeling poorly! I hope it passes soon.
I had this a couple of weeks ago. I lost 12 pounds.
Good luck buddy.
i had a major attack of diverticulitis in feb. (it took a while to figure that out) & had “just” the….spews? pukes? & was ready to confess to whatever it took to make them stop.
Feel better soon.
Gimp? You rebel, you.
Feel better!
Based on your previous post….. it looks like your gut is getting better! Yes? Maybe? Well, hang in there Wil.