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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.

that time I got to see the Arecibo telescope

Posted on 14 February, 2015 By Wil

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I suck at mornings, especially when I’m on a (working) vacation.

But getting up at oh-my-god-it’s-still-dark-out-why-am-I-awake o’clock to go see the Arecibo telescope with my own eyes (and two busloads of nerds) was totally worth it.

The thing about this is that it’s so huge, it sort of distorts the scale of itself and creates the illusion of not being a thousand feet across. But it’s a thousand feet across.

While we were there, I got to watch the detector move, which made me way more excited than I thought it would. Unfortunately, we didn’t discover any aliens or distant galaxies while we were there.

But look at that picture, and just think about this incredible thing that humans built in 1962, existing, harmoniously, next to all that natural beauty. In fact, it doesn’t just sit there beside the natural beauty, it is able to exist precisely because of the conditions created by that natural beauty. I think that’s really neat.

Sometimes we humans don’t suck.

How not to solicit business in 2015 or ever

Posted on 9 February, 2015 By Wil

This email was waiting for me when I got back from the JoCo Cruise:

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Maybe it’s the fact that the boat is still moving, or the fact that I have real coffee in my veins for the first time in almost two weeks, or maybe it’s just because I’m easily amused, but here is my response:

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Happy Monday, everyone! May all your emails today be amusing.

I’m on a boat!

Posted on 30 January, 2015 By Wil

Well, not at the moment. At the moment, it’s dark and I’m sleepy and I’m at my desk drinking coffee while I try to wake up.

BUT!

I’m going on the Jonathan Coulton Cruise for a week, so I’ve invited my very favorite guest bloggers to come back and do their thing while I’m gone. Please be nice to them, and each other.

I … seeeeeeee … yyyoooooouuuuuuu ….

Posted on 23 January, 2015 By Wil

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I got a new lens for my camera.

Geek out with me and Anne on Tabletop

Posted on 22 January, 2015 By Wil

Real quick, before I get on a plane to go to SF for w00tstock tonight, it’s GEEK OUT with my awesome wife, Anne!

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