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Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.

Memo to Hearthstone Tournament Organizers…

Posted on 2 July, 20142 July, 2014 By Wil

Updated: It appears the organizers have reversed their earlier decision :

After causing a controversy, an international e-sports league is changing its rules to welcome women players.

The International E-sports Federation (IESF) is ending its policy that prohibited women from competing against men in pro-gaming competitions, according to a post on its website.

Original post continues below:

Are you fucking kidding me?

The IeSF, or International e-Sports Federation, is a global organisation based in South Korea that is comprised of e-sports associations from across the world. Their stated aim is to promote e-sports as a “true sport”. The IeSF’s sixth World Championship will take place this November, in Baku, Azerbaijan.

Here’s the tournament list, from the organisation’s Facebook event page:

  • Male Competition: Dota 2, Starcraft 2, Hearthstone, Ultra Street Fighter IV
  • Female Competition: Starcraft 2, Tekken Tag Tournament 2

It’s an absurd division. Seemingly it tells us that Ultra Street Fighter IV is for boys, and Tekken Tag Tournament is for girls; that women aren’t meant to play Dota 2 or Hearthstone; and that while both men and women can play Starcraft 2, they damn well better not do it together.

Of course, that’s not what the IeSF are saying. Their reasoning is far more insidious than that. In a reply to a Facebook comment asking why men and women had been divided, the IeSF responded with the following:

“The decision to divide male and female competitions was made in accordance with international sports authorities, as part of our effort to promote e-Sports as a legitimate sports.”

It’s a bizarre statement, attempting to defend a seemingly indefensible decision. E-sports can be recognised as a “legitimate sport” while still staying true to the differences that exist. Hearthstone is not a game that requires any division by gender—to do so is a completely arbitrary decision that smacks of a desperation to be taken seriously.

Women play video games. Get used to it.

(h/t @Gloriwulf)

rhyme time

Posted on 26 June, 201426 June, 2014 By Wil

I have never been more disappointed by a puzzle’s solution than I was last night.

It turns out Pluck Fuck isn't even a thing.

Oh, hi, I’m still twelve years old.

Posted on 24 June, 2014 By Wil

I’ve been organizing my game room, and finally addressing the hundreds of billions of Star Trek things I own, including lots of action figures.

I came across one of my Riker figures, and realized something…

They want you to use his poseable arms to hold his awesome phaser, like this:

Riker with his phaser

But this is how it always ended up on my bookshelves:

Riker with his little captain

Because if you’re going to make an action figure that can be posed in ways that make us go hurr hurr hurr, we’re going to do it.

Riker taking care of business

It’s important to be easily amused.

the highest of fives

Posted on 18 June, 2014 By Wil

My friend Charlotte is a badass. A dickhead was a shit to her today, and she made a video about it that inspired me to draw another stupid comic:

Don't Be A Dick
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I want to talk to the men for a minute, okay? Listen to me, men: women are constantly harassed by men. I think it was Scalzi who said that not all men are menaces, but all women have been menaced by men. We have a responsibility as decent people to teach our sons that harassing and menacing women is never okay. We have a responsibility as decent people to hold our friends and families and, yes, strangers, accountable when they harass or menace women.

 

#Hodorshop Honorable Mentions

Posted on 17 June, 2014 By Wil

On last week’s Wil Wheaton Project, we invited viewers to have some fun with a picture of Kristian Nairn, who plays Hodor “Hodor” Hodor on Game of Thrones.

I wanted to feature a bunch of them on the show tonight, but we couldn’t because of reasons. Here are some honorable mentions that I thought were awesome, and because we live in the future, I can show feature them for the whole damn world. Depending on your browser settings, you may have to click on the links to see the ‘shops:

Probably too late for #HodorShop but I just saw #WilWProject recently. pic.twitter.com/6WKh9c5Rg7 — ©¿© (@webmonkees) June 16, 2014

Why is Hodor still living in the garage above Winterfell castle? #wilwproject #hodorshop http://t.co/CnIYyFuy3S — Rob (@RobHatesZombies) June 13, 2014

Shuttlecraft accident caused Wesley to fall into a timestream sending him to another timeline #hodorshop #WilWProject pic.twitter.com/C1mNiziNEw

— David Lakshøj-Hansen (@Dlakshoej) June 12, 2014

Retweeting because I didn’t tag it with #HodorShop first time #WilWProject @KristianNairn pic.twitter.com/mU9IKtkzkw

— He Geek She Geek (@HeGeekSheGeek) June 12, 2014

@wilwproject Hodor your own Hodor! #hodorshop pic.twitter.com/jIgFYi3QWR — Chad Dorr (@Thorenx) June 11, 2014

#HodorShop @wilwproject Wheel of Hodor – or – Hodor of Fortune pic.twitter.com/GPm8yq14zJ

— Tiffany Graham (@TiffYG2133) June 11, 2014

@wilwproject @blastr @wilw Ok, try these #HodorShop pic.twitter.com/RahyA2QnPw

— Owlbear (@TabletopOwlbear) June 11, 2014

I love it when people get excited and make things. Thanks to everyone who made us Hodorshops, and thanks for watching our show!

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