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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.

Various thoughts on The Ho Ho Ho Job

Posted on 12 December, 2010 By Wil

First things first: during tonight's webchat at TNT.tv, I wore a pretty awesome T-shirt. It's in this picture, if you can tear your eyes away from Beth for a second to look at it. It would be entirely understandable if you missed it the first time around.

Anyway, during the chat, a lot of people wanted to know where I got it, and what it's from. I got it at GenCon, and it comes from Kill Vampire Lincoln Productions.

Second things second: I am damn happy with the way this episode came together, and I'd forgotten some of the fun improvs I did during the shoot. That "Dammit, Hardison" thing was just part of me riffing on Kane, saying all the things Eliot says. I guess the amazing spacework I did where I imagined I had Kane's luxurious long hair to flip around and lovingly brush while humming a country tune was cut for time. We also had this whole thing were I just went on and on about how great it was to "be inside Lucille", which led to that line about "I wrecked that van." I'm glad they kept it, because even out of context I think it plays pretty well.

All those tunnels were under a sewage treatment plant, so we spent an entire day literally surrounded by hundreds of thousands of gallons of shit water. While it was pretty awesome in an intellectual way to be around this marvel of engineering that makes life as we know it possible, in a practical way it was pretty gross and very unsettling.

The mall scenes were shot in Portland at this place that has seen much better days. It was heartbreaking to see so many empty stores. It was just a few zombies away from Dawn of the Dead in there.

Finally, blasting Hardison's van was a lot of fun, and you can't see it, but I was strapped into that van with a whole mess of safety harnesses and stuff. Even though I knew I wasn't going to get hurt, it took a few takes before that knowledge made it into my lizard brain.

Here's a picture of me in the van that Roskin took on that day:

Chaos_emp_gun

I'm not sure if Cha0s will be back next year, but I hope he is, because I'd love to work with the Leverage gang again, but mostly so we can see how Hardison tries to get back at him for wrecking Lucille II.

If you have questions, feel free to ask them here, and I'll do my best to answer them. Rogers is also doing the usual post-show Q&A at his blog.

Programming note: I’m on LEVERAGE tonight

Posted on 12 December, 2010 By Wil

At long last, the wait to learn the backstory behind this:

Chaos Elf Wil Wheaton LEVERAGE

is over.

Tonight, Cha0s returns to LEVERAGE, to bring his own special brand of delightful evil badassery to bear on the good guys.

The Ho Ho Ho Job airs at 9pm EST and PST (8pm CST MST) on TNT. Immediately after (at 10pm EST), I'll be joining the cast for a live webchat at TNT.tv. 

I hope you'll watch, and I really hope you'll join us for the webchat, because I haven't done one of those in at least a decade, and they are awesome examples of why it's so cool to live in the future.

now it’s just getting silly

Posted on 10 December, 2010 By Wil

The thing is, I don't even like The Smurfs*, but we have a friend who is working on The Smurfs, and we feel compelled to send him as much Smurf-related imagery as possible.

Wils_spaced_out_smurfs

If you wanted to caption this one, too, I'm certainly not going to stop you.

 

*Currently, that is. When I was 8, I fucking loved The Smurfs, especially Jokey.

“perhaps, he thought, christmas doesn’t come from a store…”

Posted on 8 December, 2010 By Wil

But we all know the Grinch was wrong, and Christmas totally comes from a store! YEEEEEAHHH!!

Um.

Well, as threatened promised yesterday, here's the Wil Wheaton Holiday Gift Guide, a perfect place to send your friends who are wondering what to get you this holiday season, to show you how much they love you.

Books

Memories of the Future Volume One (Free Bonus! Memories of the Futurecast!)

The Happiest Days of our Lives

Sunken Treasure

Just a Geek (eBook from Google store) (From Amazon) (From Powell's)

Dancing Barefoot (Amazon) (Powell's)

Clash of the Geeks

Audiobooks

Just A Geek: Teh Audiobook

The Happiest Days of our Lives Free Bonus! Radio Free Burrito!

METAtropolis: Cascadia

The Android's Dream

Agent to the Stars

Boneshaker

 

Clothing

How We Roll from shirt.woot Available only until December 10, then it goes to the Land of Wind and Ghosts Forever and Sadtimes

Most of these Jinx designs will be discontinued very soon, if you care about that sort of thing:

The WWdN:iX Family Crest

Marshmallow Meeps

My Sword Glows Blue in the Presence of Rules Lawyers

Never Forget Your Roots

 

Other Neat Stuff

Awesome calendars, mugs and other things from my brother, Jeremy Wheaton, who is an amazing photographer.

The Memories of the Futuremug!

The Guild Season 3

Okay, that's it for now … but if enough people ask, I'll consider doing some kind of autographed picture or poster thing, but that will have to happen in the next 48 hours so I can get stuff shipped out in time. Leave a comment if you're interested. Costs would probably be about $25, which would include domestic shipping.

Happy shopping, everyone! The bursar at my son's university thanks you for your purchases.

Because if you’re going to be evil, just go all the way to chaotic.

Posted on 8 December, 2010 By Wil

I love these alignment charts that are currently going around the Internets at the speed of meme; it isn't very often that D&D and pop culture references overlap, after all. As you can imagine, I especially love this one:

Ac-bbt

There are several other charts at Mighty God King, where they're in the middle of a week of alignment charts.

(Thanks, Melissa!)

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