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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.

more work in progress

Posted on 14 January, 2009 By Wil

This is from the Coming of Age review I've been working on:

Obligatory Technobabble: “With this new extricator, sir, we could eliminate three more bulky machines from cargo space.” – Riker, explaining how, even though Picard says it isn’t possible, there really is room for a Foosball table in the cargo bay.

Ha. See what I did there?

I'm going to be at the Phoenix Comicon next week, and I'm bringing two unreleased TNG reviews to read. I'm not saying which ones, in case I change my mind, but I think Coming of Age may be one of them.

i love everything about this

Posted on 14 January, 2009 By Wil

It's another one of those holy shit how am I going to get all this done? days, so please enjoy this video and song while I crush everything.

growing up star wars

Posted on 13 January, 2009 By Wil

I'm from the Star Wars generation. I was the perfect age when the original movie came out, and Star Wars toys and merchandise absolutely defined my childhood.

I'll never forgive George Lucas for taking one of the most important parts of my childhood and forcing me to watch while he took a giant Jar Jar sized shit all over it, but all the Midichlorians in the world can't take away the joyous memories I have of playing with my Star Wars figures, sleeping on my Star Wars sheets, and wearing my Darth Vader Underoos T-shirt everywhere I went.

I spent way too much time in the Growing Up Star Wars group at Flickr yesterday. It is just filled with photos, drawings, and other artifacts of my generation's youth. I couldn't stop watching the slideshow because each new picture showed a kid with a toy that I wanted so much, a kid wearing a costume that I had, or something else that was so familiar, it was like looking into my own memory.

Unless you have an hour or more, I wouldn't recommend viewing the group's slideshow, but here are a few highlights:


Jackpot – originally uploaded by eyebrow antics.

I am so retroactively jealous of this kid, 9 year-old me wants to punch him in the face. It's bad enough that he got the Imperial Shuttle that I always wanted, but the Tie Interceptor, too? And just to rub salt in the wounds, look at all those GI Joe toys!


Headphones – originally uploaded by fidgikiwi.
This could have been me. Everyone knows that the Star Wars soundtrack sounds better when you listen to it through giant can headphones with the long extension cord while you sit on the floor.


luke skywalker, age 6 – originally uploaded by olrebbie.

See kids, this is why it's awesome to have a parent who is an engineer.


Star Wars Halloween sometime in the '80s – originally uploaded by corelliancaptain.
See if you can spot the kid who has costume remorse.


Christmas Morning 1978 – originally uploaded by secretfunspot
The gold shag carpet, the wood paneling on the wall, the heavy curtains, and the Death Star playset that he didn't need to trade for the landspeeder because he already had it … how many other kids had precisely this Christmas morning in 1978? (Take a look at Christmas 1981 if you really want to envy this kid.)


TK 421 – originally uploaded by Two Twumbo Twetzels.
You really have to see the largest version of this picture to fully appreciate it. That awesome helmet is paper maché, and anyone who was once a little boy will tell you that the costume isn't complete without a gun … even if it's a six shooter.


Star-Wars_1979 – originally uploaded by DarickR.
This was drawn by Darick Robertson. Yes, that Darrick Darick Robertson. You can almost see some Spider Jerusalem in Han Solo, if you squint.

I could easily go on and on all day like this, but I think you get the point. Even though I know the world wasn't sepia toned, and wasn't viewed in three inch squares, it's how I remember my childhood. This is how I grew up, this is why Star Wars is so important to me. This is why Han will always shoot first, and I'll always wonder what exactly I should get a Wookie for Christmas if he already owns a comb.

I submitted this post to Propeller. I'd love it if you could help me get it to the front page.

i just bought my first fark headline t-shirt

Posted on 10 January, 2009 By Wil

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I know, I know, it’s so very wrong.

But that’s precisely why it’s so right!

make an incision, doctor limpf

Posted on 9 January, 2009 By Wil

I have an insane amount of work to do before Sunday night, all of it requiring a great deal of creative output. I’m already so far behind on the deadlines, I think I’m going to be up until the sun has charred the other side of the world and come back to us so I can get it all done.

I told Anne earlier today, “I don’t mind any of this. I’m incredibly grateful that I can earn a living doing all of this stuff … but I am nearing physical and mental exhaustion, so anything I do between now and Monday is likely to have a certain, um, Bug Powder sensibility about it. I’ve never wanted to crank out widgets, but right now it would be a lot easier to turn my mind off and just do that.”

I thought for a second.

“Man, I am really glad I don’t have to do that.”

It’s not all bad, though. My office is currently warm in every sense of the word because:

  • I’m drinking a pot of genmaicha green tea.
  • The setting sun is streaming golden rays the color of my tea through my office window.
  • The air is filled with the scent of a fig candle I absolutely love.
  • I’m listening to Chill Out! from Instinct ambient.

I don’t envy the task my editors have in front of them, but at least I’m going to enjoy the process of getting The Madness into their hands.

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