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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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hunter and hunted

Posted on 16 September, 2008 By Wil

I wrote myself into a bit of a dead end on House of Cards last week, and I’m struggling to find my way out.

It’s way too hot here to take the long walks I usually take when this happens, and I feel that compulsion to write something, anything creative, so I fired up Ficlets and re-read one of Will Hindmarch’s stories that I really liked a few months ago:

Why I Eat Brains

It isn’t like peeling an orange. It isn’t like popping a walnut. Skulls are harder than I’d imagined.

How long do I have, now? I’m still here, enough to know this is wrong, but I love my wife and I love my kids and I want to hold onto those memories and for that I need a brain.

I was instantly inspired to add to Will’s creation, so I wrote one of my own:

Hunter and Hunted

It isn’t like hunting deer. They’re smarter than deer. It isn’t like hunting fox or rabbits. They’re slower and more unpredictable. Hunting and killing the undead is harder than I imagined.

But I love my wife and kids, and I know that I’m all that’s standing between them and this monster.

It’s not World War Z or anything, and I still haven’t found my way out of this dead end, but it’s a great way to just keep writing, and it’s fun, too.

charity poker tourney in santa monica this weekend

Posted on 15 September, 2008 By Wil

My friends who own Fleet Street Games are sponsoring a charity poker tournament this weekend in Santa Monica.

It’s called All-In for Scleroderma.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why in the world would I go all-in for scleroderma? Doesn’t scleroderma suck?”

Yes, yes it does, but “All In To Help Raise Money in the Fight Against Scleroderma” just doesn’t have the same ring to it, Champ.

It’s this Saturday, September 20 from 5pm to 10pm. You can buy-in for as little as $50. I’m playing in the tournament, and I’ll even have a copy of Happiest Days of Our Lives as a bust out prize (the player who knocks me out wins the book. How’s that for a $20 overlay!?)

All the details, including location and stuff, can be found here.

quoting kevin church for truth

Posted on 15 September, 2008 By Wil

QFT:
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You can, of course, substitute “movie” or “game” or “novel” for “comic book” as necessary.

The thing is, I have to laugh about this, because if there’s one thing geeks excel at, it’s taking something we love and turning it into something to argue about.

(Thanks to Kevin Church. If you like comics, even a little bit, you should really be reading his blog.)

in which i add a convention to the schedule

Posted on 15 September, 2008 By Wil

I’ve added one final convention to the 2008 convention season. In two weeks, I’ll drive up the 5 to Sacramento to appear at a an old-school Horror/Sci-Fi convention called From the Land Beyond.

This looks like a smaller show than the ones I’ve been at recently, but it also looks like the cons I loved so much when I was a kid: there’s a movie room, where they’re screening everything from classic episodes of Star Trek to classic horror films like The Hills Have Eyes. There are some very cool guests, a few panels (I’m on a panel called Star Trek through the years on Saturday), gaming, and a costume contest.

The Details! Let me show you them:

Friday and Saturday, September 26-27

The Scottish Rite Center

6151 H Street

Sacramento, CA 95819

(Across from Sacramento State University)

I’ll be there Saturday and Sunday (the show switches gears slightly on Sunday and becomes a comic convention) with the usual assortment of books and pictures for people who want them. This will be the last chance to get 2008’s chapbook, Sunken Treasure, if you care about that sort of thing. I think there are about 50 left after PAX.
Unlike shows that seem designed to take as much of your money while giving you as little as possible in return, this looks like a bunch of geeks getting together to goof off for the weekend, which is what conventions are supposed to be about. It’s cheap, too! If you come on Saturday only, it’s $10. If you come for Friday and Saturday, it’s just $15. That’s less than you’d pay for some jerk’s totally awesome book, you know.

congratulations, george and brad!

Posted on 15 September, 2008 By Wil

I’ve known George Takei and Brad Altman forever, it seems. I’ve never seen one without the other, and they’re two of the most obviously in love with each other people I’ve ever been around.

So I want to take a moment to congratulate them both on their marriage this weekend. It sounds like it was a beautiful ceremony, befitting them both.

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