Author: Wil

Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.
  • listen to your mother

    “If you are specific about your goals, and put yourself in a place where your good luck can do you some good, the universe will absolutely conspire to make your dreams come true.” — My Mom, when I was a little kid, at a time when I was actually paying attention. You were right, Mom,…

  • the idiot kings

    I stopped watching SNL years ago, because . . . well, because it’s thirty-five different kinds of sucks. So I missed the whole Ashlee Simpson thing, until I read about it at daypop or blogdex or something earlier today. The Internets are abuzz with people slamming Ashlee Simpson, but I don’t think that’s the real…

  • home from dallas

    Home from Dallas. It’s cool but weird that I can travel over 3000 miles in under 24 hours. The world really is getting smaller. High point: One of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen told me: “You are seriously hot.” Low point: I had to rush through about 40 people because I had to…

  • programming notes

    I’m playing in the Poker Bloggers Tournament tonight at Poker Stars. It’s 20 +2 NLHE, and anyone who is interested in playing or watching should go read Iggy for details. I came in second in a tourney in Austin, and I’ve been playing fairly well in ring games recently (even though my pocket aces got…