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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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Author, actor, producer. On a good day, I am charming as fuck.

i’m dreaming . . .

Posted on 24 December, 2003 By Wil

I can’t believe that it’s already December the 24th. I guess the past few days have all blurred together, and now it’s suddenly Christmas Eve.
I wanted to give out a cool WWdN Christmas gift, but the stupid flu put a halt to that plan, so I’ll just have to leave you all with my Christmas wish:
I wish for peace on Earth, and lots of Guinness for me.
Merry Christmas, everybody. Thanks for reading WWdN, and making this an amazing year!

just a mass form communication

Posted on 23 December, 2003 By Wil

I have watched more TV in the past three days than I have in the last several months, and I can now declare with great authority: television is teh sucks.
My god. I can’t believe how horrible daytime TV is, and the crap the news networks show to fill their 24 hours is just plain stupid.
However, I did find two things that brightened my day just a bit. Yesterday, SciFi channel ran several episodes of The Twilight Zone, and I just watched an hour of The Battle of the Network Stars on Trio. I think it was from 1977. The hazy quality of the tape, Howard Cosell interviewing Patrick Duffy (credited as “The Man From Atlantis”) and the general weirdness my fever (moving between normal and 101 today — currently it’s at 99) casts upon everything made for a very surreal experience. I remember watching that show when I was very young, in the den at my mom and dad’s house. I remember how cool I thought that show was, and how much I wanted to be on it one day. (Everyone was on that show. Look at this cast list I found!) I thought that obstacle course they all had to do was just the coolest thing ever.
I also suffered through two episodes of The Newlyweds on eMpTyVee. That’s right: two. Holy Mother Jesus Balls. Is Jessica Simpson really that stupid? She’s 23, I think, and doesn’t know how to cook? Are rich and famous people really that lame? Why in the world is that show so popular? I just don’t get it. It’s actually more painful than that stupid Anna Nicole show.
I wonder if any sociologists have studied a correlation between the staggering stupidity of so many people and the explosion of these “reality” shows. I wonder if art imitates life, or the other way around?
Okay. Enough of my cantankerous ranting. I’ll end today on a positive note: Since I got sick, I have watched the entire extended cut, and all the appendicies on my The Two Towers DVD. It’s awesome. It’s very clear that TTT was an extremely difficult film to make, even more than Fellowship of the Ring . . . I mean, they spent three months of night shoots to film the battle of Helm’s Deep! Three months of night shoots! I once did three weeks of nights on a movie, and I was ready to lose my mind. I can’t imagine three months, in the rain, doing complex battle sequences.
The esprit de corps that the cast and crew had really comes through, and it reminded me of all the different shows I’ve worked on where the cast and crew became family. I miss that. If I get a chance to work as an actor again, I hope I get to experience that again.

support

Posted on 22 December, 2003 By Wil

I just got this e-mail from MoveOn:

As we enjoy the holidays with our families, our thoughts naturally turn to those who can’t: the 150,000 American soldiers who are spending the holidays in Iraq and Afghanistan. We’ve run across a great way to support them and make a real difference in their families’ lives — by turning your unused frequent flier miles into trips home for our troops.
We’ve checked out this website — created by Congressman Dutch Ruppersberger (D-MD) — and it really works. If you have frequent flier miles with virtually any U.S. airline, you can participate by going to Heromiles.org
Do you have a family member serving in the military? Or are you a veteran? Heromiles.org is a great example of citizens looking out for those who have risked everything for their country. Help us do the same by letting us know who you are and how your family member in the military is doing.

I think this is a fantastic idea, and I encourage everyone who reads this to participate.
UPDATE: Ernie, of the essential Ernie’s House of Whoopass (NSFW) runs Let’s Bring ’em Home, which takes “donations to purchase plane tickets for junior enlisted military personnel, allowing them the opportunity to fly home and spend the holidays with their families.” (Thanks Flaim!)

down with the sickness

Posted on 22 December, 2003 By Wil

I’ve been sick since Friday night. This is the first time I’ve been really sick since 1995, and holy shit is my body making up for lost time.
Yesterday, I had a fever of 103 (yes, try to not sing “hot blooded” now) for most of the day, and an oh-so-joyous dry hacking cough. The fever, the aches and the chills are nothing compared to the cough. I feel like someone’s been punching me in the stomach and hitting me across the ribs with a baseball bat. Last night, I was coughing so violently, I woke myself up and wasn’t able to fall back asleep for almost an hour.
This could not have come at a more inconvenient time. I still need to pick up some gifts for my wife, I have packages to ship at the post office, and we have to get our house in order for a family dinner on the 25th.
I also don’t believe in medicating the hell out of myself, so I take all sorts of homeopathic stuff, and let my body heal itself . . . but the coughing is do painful I broke down and took some cough syrup this morning, and some advil to bring my fever down. Right now my fever is down to 99, but I still feel a little woozy, almost like I’ve found the bottom of a few pints of Guinness.
I’m going to go back to bed, but I wanted to let WWdN readers know that tomorrow night, Drew from Fark and I will be on Tech TV’s Unscrewed. We did some really funny stuff, and I know that you’ll enjoy it. Check local listings for times and stuff.

standing quiet in loren’s photobooth

Posted on 19 December, 2003 By Wil
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