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A fistful of reviews

Posted on 4 February, 2008 By Wil

While I ramp up for writing more original fiction in 2008, I’ve been making an effort to read more books and watch more movies. Here’s a brief look at some of the things I’ve come across recently that I think are worth your time and money.

Books

Hammered

This is Elizabeth Bear’s first novel, and it kicks off the Jenny Casey trilogy that’s continued in Scardown and concluded in Worldwired. It takes place in a dystopian world that was plausible enough to give me chills, and is the first book I’ve read that I’d admiringly call post-cyberpunk.

Jenny Casey is a cybernetically enhanced former soldier living in post-war Connecticut, dealing with the ghosts of her past. When those ghosts come back to life, they ensnare not only her, but some of her closest friends, as well.

It took me longer than usual to get into the narrative, because the story changes point of view a lot in the beginning, but once I got all the characters straight, I was on board and it was difficult to put down.

This was one of those books where the main character is compelling, but the supporting characters are magnificent. I just loved it, and as soon as I finish Atrocity Archives, I think I’m going to finish the trilogy.

Coraline

Coraline lives in a boring house with uninteresting parents surrounded by strange people. But when she goes through a forbidden door and finds herself trapped on the other side with her Other Mother, her life suddenly becomes very interesting. It’s not quite horror, it’s not quite fantasy . . . I guess I’d call it a "dark fantasy," sort of the way Neverwhere was a dark fantasy. It’s a quick and thoroughly enjoyable read.

I wish this had been written when my kids were still young enough for me to read to them. I have number 238 of the limited Subterranean printing.

After Halloween

I got this book from Daniel Davis when I spent the weekend next to his
Steam Crow booth at Phoenix Comicon. It’s a children’s alphabet book
about what the monsters do to make a living after Halloween. ("E is for Ealwatte, a mage
of the dead / Now he crafts hats to adorn your bald head.")  It’s all
rhyming, it’s charming and funny, and the illustrations are ridiculously awesome. In a world
where everything — especially children’s books and stories — are so
mindnumbingly banal and similar, After Halloween is unique and
wonderful. It’s another one that made me wish my kids were little
enough to enjoy it.

Graphic Novels

WE3

Grant Morrison is with Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman, and Alan Moore on the list of authors I’ll buy anything from without even reading the back cover, so it’s weird that I just got around to reading WE3 now. (Actually, I started it when I was working on NUMB3RS, and just finished it on Friday. I got distracted, I guess.)

WE3 is about three domestic animals — a dog, a cat, and a rabbit — who are kidnapped by the military and turned into cyborgs to be used as weapons. When the project is going to be terminated and the animals destroyed, they’re set free by a well-meaning researcher. Much of the story is about them trying to survive outside of the lab, while they’re hunted by their former masters. I found it sad and touching. It’s also a story that, I think, only works as a graphic novel, making it pretty unique.

Batman: The Man Who Laughs

A new take on the introduction of The Joker into the Batman universe, this is set right after Batman: Year One, and could be a companion to The Killing Joke. I loved the writing, the shift in narrative between Jim Gordon and Bruce Wayne, and the artwork was perfectly unsettling, without being disturbing. I’m a lifelong Batman geek, so it takes a lot to impress me with a Batman story. This impressed the hell out of me.

Fell Volume One: Feral City

Richard Fell is a detective sent over the bridge from a city that feels like New York to a totally fucked up place called Snowtown. In Snowtown, everyone has something to hide . . . including him. It’s classic detective stories, filtered through Warren’s sublimely twisted lens. I liked it so much, Fell could be the fourth comic to make it onto my single-issue list.

Movies

A Scanner, Darkly

My expectations were really low for this movie, after talking to some
friends about it, so I was pleasantly surprised. I thought the
acting, music, and animation combined very effectively, and I thought they did a better than usual job of
staying true to PKD’s story. Admittedly, this isn’t saying much, but it shouldn’t be misconstrued as a back-handed compliment. I genuinely enjoyed this film.

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

One of the most engrossing documentaries I’ve seen in years. On the surface, it’s the story of two men trying to achieve the highest score on Donkey Kong, but the story ends up being about much, much more than the quest for a high score on a video game; it’s about a group of petty sycophants doing everything they can to protect a cowardly tyrant whose tiny fiefdom is threatened by an honorable man. I lost a lot of respect for Twin Galaxies by the time the film was over. I also wanted to go spend a hundred dollars in an arcade.

is there life on mars?

Posted on 31 January, 2008 By Wil

It would appear that I found my motivation, which has been MIA since the end of last year.

The key was answering some questions for an interview I’d agreed to do several weeks ago, but never finished because I was doing other stuff. I knew it had to be done, though, so part of my brain was constantly working on it, while other parts of my brain checked in on its progress, and bugged me to give it the attention it deserved.

If I think of my brain as a computer (and what geek doesn’t, really?) it was like my CPU was maxed out and my machine load was in the double digits, because of this process. Once I closed down everything else and let it finish, performance returned to normal.

With my CPU back to normal, a ton of creative ideas started popping up, so to shake off the cobwebs and stretch the muscles that haven’t moved very much in over a month, I wrote a new ficlet. It got the job done for me, creatively, and it would be okay on its own, but became worthy of mentioning on my blog when two other ficlet writers did sequels. Mine is called A Godawful Small Affair:

“I want to move to Mars, and open up a bar,” Gregor said.

Matti inhaled deeply, and let a cloud of pale blue smoke surround his head.

“What would you call it?” Matti said.

“Moonage Daydream.” Gregor said.

Check it out, and be sure to read both sequels. I think they’re great, and illustrate exactly why Ficlets is  such a great place to take creative risks: I didn’t much care about these characters when I wrote mine, but after reading the sequels and seeing my rough sketches develop some shading and depth, I want to know what happens next. I may even write it myself, once I get my "real" work done.

audio from my performance at phoenix comicon

Posted on 29 January, 2008 By Wil

My performance on Saturday night in Phoenix went very, very well. I performed to a fantastic audience who filled up the room and made me feel cooler than I actually am.

I performed Blue Light Special, from Happiest Days of Our Lives, and I read my review of Justice from TV Squad. I didn’t have the means to record the show myself, but the guys from Pulp Gamer did, and they’ve posted the mp3 on their site.

It’s about an hour, and the second half contains some NSFW language. If you listen carefully, you can hear me turn off my Helio Ocean in the beginning, and turn it back on again at the end. Yeah, someday in the future I’ll remember to turn that off before I go on stage. I also made a reference to The Trade, from Just A Geek, near the beginning. If you’d like to listen to a recording I made of that story during a show in 2005, it’s here.

And now, an mp3 link that will make the googles happy: Wil Wheaton performs from Happiest Days of Our Lives at Phoenix Comicon 2008.

Update: We killed the server pretty fast, so here’s a local mirror in case it goes down again. If you make your own mirror or torrent, let me know and I’ll add it. Thanks!

Download PG-Special_080128.mp3
(41.1 MB 128K MP3)

Patrick G put a copy on Rapidshare. Thanks, Patrick!

Michael S seeded a torrent file at the pirate bay. Thanks, Michael!

Here’s another torrent at mininova from Eric. Thanks, Eric!

the pre-con jitters and ramblings about books

Posted on 24 January, 2008 By Wil

I haven’t written much lately, because there just isn’t that much going on around here that I can talk about. I’m writing a lot — not as much as I want to, but still doing it every day — and I’ve discovered that if I talk with anyone other than Andrew about my ideas, they lose the need to be told.

It’s like I’ve said before: there are these ideas, knocking at the door, trying to get into our world, and the way we writers open that door is by writing the ideas down. I’ve also figured out that, for me at least, talking about story ideas is like looking through the peephole so I can describe what I see, but when I try to open the door by writing, whatever was on the doorstep has vanished.

So I can’t talk about the ideas I have, which is what I’d probably be talking about right now.

I leave for Phoenix Cactus Con tomorrow, and I have these pre-con jitters that I haven’t had in years. I’ve never been to this show, so I don’t know what to expect (though I guess they’re conservatively estimating over 4000 people.) I shipped out 160 Happiest Days, 25 Barefoots, and 25 Geeks yesterday to meet me at my hotel tomorrow afternoon. It seems like an awful lot (and I’m not expecting that I’ll sell them all) but I’d rather deal with getting extras back home, than not having enough to sell. I’m bringing out some 8×10 pictures, too, because people seem to like those.

Once the rain settles down here, I’m going over to the office store to buy some sharpies, and then I’ll start packing up my stuff. I’ve gotten really good at packing for cons over the years. You didn’t need to know that, but occasionally I like to share fun facts that make me seem cooler than I am.

If you’re going to the con, I found out that it’s super affordable to get in: $25 for the whole weekend including preview night tomorrow (I’ll be there for preview night, of course) or $20 on Saturday and $15 on Sunday. You know what rules even more than that? Kids under 10 are free! I love that the promoters are doing this, because it makes it an affordable family activity that allows geekdads and geekmoms to help their little geeklings gain levels in, uh, geek, I guess.

If you’re going to the con, and you’ve never been to a con before, you may want to read my GiR "Concerning Conventions" which I wrote after doing several conventions last year.

Here’s the schedule for Phoenix, by the way:

Friday Preview Night:

6:00 PM to 9:00 PM Vendor Room
6:30 PM to 11:45 PM Programming

Saturday:

10:00 AM to 7:00 PM Vendor Room
10 AM to 11:45 PM Programming <– I’m performing at 8pm! Come see me or I’ll cry.

Sunday:

10:00 AM to 5:00 PM Vendor Room
10:00 AM to 7:00 PM Programming

 

And there’s gaming! Did I mention that there’s gaming? Yeah, there’s gaming, and you can get a gaming-only ticket for just eight bucks. Eight bucks! If I hit a lull in signing and stuff, I am so going to the gaming area. While the leak in my roof would rather I didn’t have a lull, the geek in myself sure would like to play some German games, so I’m trying to convince myself that, either way, I win.

I plan to do a lot of conventions this year, partly because I’d like to fix this leak in my roof and finish some work around my house that’s been delayed for over a year, but mostly because I just love going to cons. I feel at home when I’m at a con, and if I don’t take care of my inner geek by going to conventions, he rebels in the most unsavory of ways. Everything I’ve seen about Phoenix Comic/Cactus Con makes me feel like this is the perfect way to kick off this year.

Semi-related, but on my mind so I’m posting it:

If I don’t finish it tonight, I’ll finish Elizabeth Bear‘s Hammered on the flight tomorrow. I really love this book, and can’t wait to review it. Candidates for the next book include Joe Haldeman’s Camouflage, Charlie Stross’ Atrocity Archives or Halting State, or The Science Fiction Hall of Fame anthology from 1970 that I picked up on your (that’s the royal "your") recommendation. I’m also working my way through Wastelands, which is an awesome post-apocalypse anthology, and perfect for picking up and putting down while you’re "really" reading something else. I’m also considering Spook Country, though after Hammered — which is the first post-cyberpunk novel I think I’ve ever read — I may want to go with something different, like maybe Kelly Link’s Magic for Beginners. Or maybe Coraline, which I’m deeply ashamed to admit I own, but have never read.

I just realized that I really like talking about books. Hm. Nice. Maybe I should get back to writing one.

the geekiest thing i’ve ever posted on my blog

Posted on 23 January, 2008 By Wil

Newsflash: I’m proud to be a geek. I can’t imagine life without comics, hobby games, dice, science fiction, movie soundtracks, and the people who love them. Well, I can imagine it, but it’s just about the most boring goddamn thing I can imagine.

When we were younger, it was cruel and hurtful to call someone a geek. These days, though, it’s a badge of honor, and I’d like to think that I’ve been able to play a very small part in the geek pride movement.

So with that in mind, I now post the geekiest link I’ve ever posted on my blog, everything you ever wanted to know about Retconning, but were afraid to ask.

Retconning comes from "retroactive continuity," meaning "taking the
continuity of your storyline and retroactively changing part of it so
things didn’t happen the way they happened," and there are many ways to
do it. Let’s talk about them together, shall we?

I’ve posted some geeky stuff in the past, but I honestly think this is the geekiest of them all.

(5d12 GP to DJE for the link)

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