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Flash Friday

Posted on 8 April, 2016 By Wil

Flash Fiction, that is, you filthy animals.

This is another one from my dumb Tumblr thing, based on another neat work of sci-fi art I reblogged.

Peter Elson, Pirates of The Asteroids
Peter Elson, Pirates of The Asteroids

Jace looked up from the scanner. “Two colonials, Hep! On the other side of the rock.”

“Perfect,” Hep said, almost to himself.

“Perfect?! How are we gonna handle two?!”

Hep took a short breath. The rookie was jumpy and a little panicky, but what rookie wasn’t? Flying through space is fun and all, right up until someone’s trying to blast you into it.

“Colonials are good, but they’re also cocky, Jace,” Hep said, powering up the Needle’s thrusters.

The scanner flipped from green to red and Jace instinctively interrupted him. “Two colonial Zona fighters now moving to intercept, sir.”

Hep continued. “One of them, alone, could be a problem, but a pair? These idiots will be so busy trying to impress each other, we’ll be able to fly circles around them.”

The scanner sounded and began to flash. “A third colonial Zona fighter has activated its ions and is now moving into attack formation Delta,” Jace said.

A moment of tense silence filled the Needle’s cockpit. “Hang on.” Hep pulled his controls toward him and the Needle arced sharply upward, spun 180 degrees, and flattened out again. Hep powered the ship’s thrusters to maximum, pushing both pirates heavily into their seats.

“What are you doing?”

“Two is a patrol group. We can handle two.” The Zonas came around the asteroid in a tight formation.

“Three is a combat defense squad. They only put a combat defense squad around this rock if there’s something more than metal in it.

“The good news is, we just found something very valuable.”

The Zonas opened fire.

“The bad news is, we may not get to tell anyone about it.”

I’m proud of these things, because I do them off the top of my head, taking the first bit of inspiration I find in the image, and writing without judgment. In this particular one, I decided to sort of flip it and make the pirates the two people in the foreground, who are probably not meant to be the bad guys in the image. Then, while I was writing it, I realized that I thought there were two ships that I called the colonials, but there were actually three. So I decided that our heroes had also made the same mistake, which is why they are fleeing from them

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fun with writing prompts

Posted on 31 March, 2016 By Wil

I’ve started doing this thing on my dumb Tumblr thing where I take a picture from one of the blogs I follow, and use it to inspire a little bit of prose fiction.

I really liked this one, so I’m sharing it here.

Illustration for article ‘The Scientist, The Humanist, and Us’ (1981) by Ron Walotsky in Future magazine.
Illustration for article ‘The Scientist, The Humanist, and Us’ (1981) by Ron Walotsky in Future magazine.

“Everything in our world, from the food we eat to the bombs we use to kill each other, is just reflected light.”

Poe floated in the isolation tank, the lecture playing into the darkness from an unseen speaker.

“Reality is real because we all agree upon it,” the lecturer continued.

Was there anything beyond the darkness of his solitude? Did the world exist if he wasn’t there to experience it?

If it wasn’t there, what was holding the isolation tank?

“Or maybe reality exists because we are, all of us, inside the mind of an even greater being, the way our thoughts and ideas – our reality – is within our own.”

Poe exhaled all the air from his lungs, and floated in the darkness.

 

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my good idea was so good someone already did it!

Posted on 15 February, 201615 February, 2016 By Wil

I’ve been writing this science fiction short story for a little while, now, and I think I’m about 3/4 finished with the puke draft*. I’ve been reading a lot of science fiction for fun, because that’s where my head is right now (Lightspeed Magazine and the Expanse series have been delightful companions, as was the most recent Twelve Tomorrows) but also for inspiration, because that’s where my head needs to be right now.

So when I’m not actively writing this story, or thinking about what I’m going to write next in it, my brain is kicking around lots of other ideas that I are interesting to me, like What if future humans built a ring around Earth, sort of like Ringworld but smaller, and the story was told from the point of view of the last generation to live on the planet? It turns out that this has already been done, which is both reassuring — Hey! My good idea was so good someone already did it! — and frustrating — Shit! My good idea was so good someone already did it!.

I have learned not to talk about things that are ideas, or share details of works in progress, because it’s a great way to bring the work to a screeching halt for me, but I have this idea for a short story (like, very short, just a couple thousand words) that I like so much, I have just decided right now in this very instant that I will not reveal what the idea is, and will instead write it out and make it a story.

So now this is a much shorter and less interesting post than I thought it was going to be when I started.

BORING

 

*The puke draft, as defined by my friend and mentor Amy Berg (who created both my role on Leverage and Eureka), is the draft you write first, where you just puke up everything onto the page, without stopping to fix stuff or redo stuff. I add to this the following: you go all the way through until the story is done, and then you can go back and start washing away the puke to leave behind the yummy undigested morsels of delicious story.

blog Photo Credit Tony Case on Flickr

January reboot check-in

Posted on 25 January, 2016 By Wil

I guess I’m going to do this every month or so, mostly because it keeps me honest and motivated and on track, and because I think that at least some of you are on the same path as I am.

How am I doing on my life reboot goals? Let’s see.

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What’s this guy’s story?

Posted on 18 January, 2016 By Wil

So this may be fun for some of you.

Last night, I was looking for a new sweater online, and this picture came up in the search results:

what's this guy's storyThere is so much … wrongness … in this picture, I began to wonder: what’s they guy’s story?

Like, not the model who’s getting paid for the gig — good for him. I mean, the fictional guy who is wearing this … thing.

You get  up to 150 words to tell his story, if you want to do that. Mine is on the other side of the thingy.

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