Welcome r stevens to WWdN! He’s sharing this guest post with us while Wil Wheaton is at sea. Check out his podcast with Danielle Corsetto (Coffee & Cider), his merch, and also Diesel Sweeties. He is the genuine bacon-making best.
Unlike Sir Mix-a-Lot, I could in fact lie about my feelings with regard to big butts; but there is no way in space I could lie about how much I love Wil’s pets. I aspire to some day pet them all!